Miley Cyrus' BFF Talks About Life, Love and Reality TV

Mandy Jiroux must be the most widely photographed coffee buddy on the planet.

The 20-year-old BFF of pop sensation Miley Cyrus has made a name for herself as “that older chick who is always with Miley,” and she says she feels “blessed” by her friendship with the teen who is, technically, her boss.

Mandy says that Miley is "just like every other girl," albeit one that is hounded by the paparazzi wherever she goes. She says neither of them have time for beaux—though Mandy is in the market for Mr. Right. And she reminds us that "it would be cool" to do a reality show. (We get it.) E!Online

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Because this, of course, is a wet dream for porn fans. Once you get your porn on the PSP, delete it from your hard drive, and you can enjoy your porn in private while keeping the family computer freed up for other things. Like games. [Wired]

Chinese take-out. One night stands. Jack-in-the-Crack drive-thrus. Blogging. Podcasting.

What's the common thread? Nothing really, except these are all things people really enjoying doing. The horny/geeky people @ Wired feel that the PSP coupled with some Indian dude's software (PSP Video 9) will create a new culture (PSPcasters) in which people will wank off in super weird places. The top three weirdest places for a quick wank that now become possible with the PSP include:

1. All public restrooms --- from the airplanes to airports to innocent libraries to freeway rest areas are vulnerable to risqué wankers.
2. Up in trees for those who can climb them. These wanking sessions are super private & provide a natural environment. Any shuffling of leaves will only add to the 'natural element'.
3. And this last one comes through email from a James. He's a surfer from Hawaii & he wrote in saying, "I like to take my PSP surfing with me. I bought a PSP water protection kit from the local Japtown swap meat & just have it in my boardshorts when I go out. When I see a hot girl, I just go a little deeper into the ocean with less surfers, break out the PSP & wank away! No other accessories needed, baby!" As in number 2, there's a strong 'natural element' here, as well.

James...uh, please don't email me again.

So there you have it kids. Go out & buy a PSP b/c it will make your wanking life much-much easier. The same goes for all you girls!

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I shit you not!

Curiously shaped, single whole potato, grown at my mother's allotment.

How sweet is that? Unfortunately Melissa bought this item just yesterday! Damn you! Melissa, how much was shipping from England?

Make sure you check out the Questions & Comments towards the bottom:

This potatoe appears to have genital warts, will this be cured before sending the item out?

hahahaha ---I know, I know, I'm horrible!

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