Amy Winehouse Suffers A Crack Attack! God Damn!
Friday, September 26th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon
Photo Credit: BIG PICTURES/bauergriffinonline.comThese were snapped as Amy returned home last night after performing at the End of Summer Ball. As you can see, she was going kinda crazy in front of the flashing cameras...
Amy Winehouse must pay for vomiting on dress
STRUNG-OUT singer Amy Winehouse has been handed a $50,000 bill from a posh British department store - because she vomited on dresses it loaned her.
Harvey Nichols made the demand after the star borrowed a pile of outfits for London fashion week.
A shop insider told Britain's The Sun newspaper: "While wearing one of the frocks, she went on an all-night bender. She ended up in the loos, where she was violently sick.
"She eventually couriered them back but didn't wrap them separately. So sick had gone on all the clothes. Even worse, green, furry mould had developed on some gowns, making them unwearable."
Harvey Nichols is furious and has demanded the full value of the outfits. [Daily Telegraph]
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Serena Williams @ Vivienne Tam's Spring, 2009 Fashion Show
Thursday, September 11th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch
Photo Credit: WORKUM/bauergriffinonline.comThese were snapped @ the Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week in NYC.
Serena, Venus Williams stir father's appreciation
With Serena Williams winning the U.S. Open, Venus Williams taking Wimbledon, and the two teaming to win an Olympic doubles gold medal, all signs point to another leap for Richard Williams' daughters.
The man who 30 years ago had no tennis background but had the strangest inkling he could shape his daughters into tennis champions leaned on a table outside Arthur Ashe Stadium on Sunday night and lauded the sublime U.S. Open play of his daughter. [LA Times]
Caption This, Bitches! (Joan Rivers on Stage Edition?)
Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
Photo Credit: BIG PICTURES/bauergriffinonline.comThese were snapped on the stage of "A Work in Progress by A Life in Progress" at London's Leicester Square Theater.
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Tranny-Looking Pamela Anderson Plugs Reality Show in Sydney
Tuesday, August 26th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon
Photo Credit: DAVID G. MORGAN/Bauergriffinonline.comThese were snapped at a press conference for Pam's reality television series "Pam; Girl on the Loose," in Sydney, Australia. Here's a promo video:
Catch the show on Tuesdays at 10/9c, only on E!
MORE:
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Man Kisses Venus Williams. Man Survives. For Now.
Monday, August 25th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch
Photo Credit: DISCIULLO/bauergriffinonline.comThese were snapped a few days back, so I'm pretty sure the poor man doing the kissing is in the ER as we speak. Let's hope everything works out for the best, but then again, what the fuck was he thinking?!
Anyway, these were snapped after an appearance on "The Morning Show with Mike and Juliet" in NYC. Venus & sister Serena recently jetted away from China as Olympic doubles gold medalist, so major props for that.
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Oh Boy. Looks Like Someone's Smoking Crack Again!
Friday, August 15th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon
Photo Credit: BIG PICTURES/bauergriffinonline.We've seen it before many times...Amy smokes crack & proceeds to run around the streets of London with her posse.
Oasis star Noel slams Amy Winehouse
Noel Gallagher has hit out at uber-producer Mark Ronson and troubled singer Amy Winehouse.
The Oasis star, 41, recently caused a stir by saying rapper Jay-Z should not be headlining Glastonbury.
And he compared Brit award-winner Winehouse, 24, to a "destitute horse".
Of Ronson, 32, who remixed The Zutons' track Valerie for Winehouse and the Kaiser Chiefs' tune Oh My God for Lily Allen, he said: "He wants to write his own tunes instead of ruining everyone else's.
"Mark Ronson needs to learn three chords on the guitar and write a tune."
Gallagher described Scouting For Girls as "Scouting For Idiots" and had a go at the Kaiser Chiefs, saying: "The Monkees haven't split up, they're just going under the name of the Kaiser Chiefs."
He told the Chris Moyles' breakfast show: "I did drugs for 18 years and I never got that bad as to say, 'You know what? I think the Kaiser Chiefs are brilliant'."
Meanwhile, Oasis announced dates for their UK tour, beginning in October. [The Press Association]












