Hello. My name is Nadin, I'm 19 years old and I'm a sociology-student from Germany.

Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Megan Fox....her eyes are just amazing. And Inez Björg David, she's just too cute.

Do you like your boobs?
They could be a little bigger but they fit me. So, they're ok.

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Definitely no......is what I say now. But who knows the situation in the future? So, maybe yes, maybe no. Depends on my mood and how drunk I am.

Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
No, not really. But they find other annoying things to say and there're a lot of guys who try^^.

Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
Some of them were really pretty and some were so ugly that I don't even want to meet them at night. But I can't remember any names and I'm too lazy to search.

What makes you Bastardly?
I make out with girls, love to get drunk and I don't really care what most people think of me.

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I'm Kelly, I'm 18 years old (barely legal! shock and awe!) and in the vast array of pictures of me, I have included some with my also bastardly lady friend for all of your sick bastardly lesbian fantasies.

Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
First would be Lindsay Lohan, because there's just something about her that screams sex and makes me want to ravage her. Then, in no particular order, Kate Bekinsale, Freja Erichsen, Monica Bellucci, Lauren Bacall (back in the day), Liv Tyler, Angelina Jolie (in the Lara Croft days… she's too skinny now), Kim Kardashian (if I duct-taped her mouth first), Natalie Portman, Kiera Knightley (she looks like she'd be super kinky), and Elisha Cuthbert. I suppose it's not a fair question, though, since I consider myself bisexual and it would thus take half the work to make me go lesbian.

Do you like your boobs?
I really, really do. Though they aren't huge, they look perkier without a bra than with and are a good handful, so they are very fun to play with.

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
All my grandfathers were dead before I met them, so I therefore have no clue what their ages are, but I would sleep with a dude the age of my dad, who is 70, for $3,000,000 for sure, if he was an older hottie like Clint Eastwood. If he were an average Joe, then no; wrinkled penis isn't worth it.

Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
Not to get in my pants, no. One of my friends said I look like a blond Camille Belle, and many lesbians trying to get in my pants have said I look like Michelle Pfeiffer.

Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
Nah, none of them ever really piqued my interest. And too many of the hotter ones seem to be lacking brain cells.

What makes you Bastardly?
The fact that I'm a bastard? I think it's because I can hit punches and take them just as well, and because I'm hot, intelligent, and independent.

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Hello. My name is Mai and I'm 20 years old and I want to be the bastardly lady of the day!

Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Definitely Fergie, cuz she has a hot bod.

Do you like your boobs?
Sure do! Just got them done. They are my best asset!

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Been there, done that. :) but he was about 50, actually. haha

Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
Not just yet.

Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
I wanted to prove that not all asians look like Kelley from last week. ughh

What makes you Bastardly?
I'm a fun, sexy girl. And the party don't start til I get there!!!

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Monday - Toni

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Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Sarah Michelle Gellar- her scrawny ass kicks ass. Jessica Biel- I bet she has 0% body fat. Megan Fox- seriously, do I have to explain?

Do you like your boobs?
Sure! They are small and perky, plus they're mine!

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Dayum! Tempting as that is a lot of money... sadly I do have dignity. damnit!

Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
I would like to think that it wasn't in order to get into my pants, but from the kindness of their hearts...ha! Who am I kidding?! I've gotten several comparisons, which I realize I look nothing like... Madonna, Leighton Meester, Penelope Cruz, Angelina Jolie, Anne Hathaway, Jennifer Lopez..blah, blah, blah

Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
I usually don't care enough to make an opinion, and honestly they aren't as hot as they used to be.

What makes you Bastardly?
My swag. From the urban dictionary: swag: appearance, style, or the way he or she presents themselves.

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I'm 21y/o Calia [kay-LEE-uh] and I wanna be a Bastardly Lady of the Day! So lets bring on them questions Moe/Jackson/Whoeverr!!!

Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Rachel Bilson ~ Lady in the street, freak in the bed!!/Halle Berry ~ Just 'cuz its Ms. Berry.

Do you like your boobs?
Yeah, I love my entire body!

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Haha yes that's enough to jump start my telenovela career. ;)

Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
Some guy said I look like this random turkish singer, and another said Dulce Maria. I don't see the Dulce, tho.

Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
Nah, I'm sure they have balls. Whoa, that didn't come out right...

What makes you Bastardly?
I think I'm Bastardly because: A) If I do anything I do it bigger and better than the rest B) I can drink anyone under the table C) My parents never were married.

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