Angelina Jolie Buys Cheetos For Shiloh & Pax But Not Zahara!
Tuesday, October 7th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinCan Angelina Jolie be nominated for 'Changeling'?
"At best, Angelina Jolie is a third-place slot right now behind Kristin Scott Thomas and Melissa Leo. She has the power of Universal and her own fame behind the effort, and I imagine she'll prevail, which will be fine if it happens. But she won't win." Source
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Zahara Jolie-Pitt Takes A Private Jet With Daddy
Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon
Photo Credit: ELIOT PRESS/bauergriffinonline.comThese were snapped yesterday as Brad & Zahara departed from Mandelieu Aiport in Cannes. Talk about living the high life!! Damn you, Zahara, damn you!!!
Angelina Jolie Walks Around Monaco with Zahara & Shiloh
Tuesday, May 13th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch
These were snapped yesterday.I don't give a shit what you bastards say, but I still think Zahara is one of the cutest lil' kid out there!---Cutest & luckiest of the bunch, in my opinion!
Bastardly Breaking News!! Zahara Jolie-Pitt Went on a Helicopter Ride!
Monday, May 5th, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
Man, I wish I could go a God damn helicopter ride over the French Riviera!
Angelina, Brad & Family Do The French Riviera! God Damn!
Thursday, May 1st, 2008 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work
Photo Credit: ELIOT PRESS/BAUERGRIFFINONLINEDamn You Maddox, Pax & Zahara Jolie-Pitt!
So, after getting a little tired of the neglected ghettos of New Orleans, Brad, Angelina & Super Adoption Lottery winners have temporarily relocated to a modern day palace overlooking the French Riviera. How does one go about owning such a love pad?
1. Study hard
2. Drop out of school
3. Help start a company like Microsoft
4. Retire & sell Microsoft shares
5. Build a palace overlooking the French Riviera.
6. And then proceed to have sex with any female who enters your palace.
The one & only Paul Allen is the owner, so I'm pretty sure he's raking in some great rental income over the course of Brad & Angie's stay. I'm pretty sure it's upwards of $25k/night---maybe more. Think about how many African countries that kinda money could feed...God damn.
Anyway, here are a few more stalkerish pics of Angie & family's stay...
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Zahara Jolie-Pitt Already Has A Favorite Song! Aaaw!
Friday, March 28th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
While Zahara's out shopping with Mommy, what's Maddox doing?
Maddox Makes Care Packages For Soldiers
Maddox Jolie-Pitt is such a good little do-gooder in the making. He's been following in his charitable mom's footsteps by making care packages for the soldiers overseas.
Angelina says it was his idea, and he makes it into a project the whole family can enjoy. Zahara does the glitter and stickers for the cards. How cute are they? [HollyScoop]
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