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Damn You Maddox, Pax & Zahara Jolie-Pitt!

So, after getting a little tired of the neglected ghettos of New Orleans, Brad, Angelina & Super Adoption Lottery winners have temporarily relocated to a modern day palace overlooking the French Riviera. How does one go about owning such a love pad?

1. Study hard
2. Drop out of school
3. Help start a company like Microsoft
4. Retire & sell Microsoft shares
5. Build a palace overlooking the French Riviera.
6. And then proceed to have sex with any female who enters your palace.

The one & only Paul Allen is the owner, so I'm pretty sure he's raking in some great rental income over the course of Brad & Angie's stay. I'm pretty sure it's upwards of $25k/night---maybe more. Think about how many African countries that kinda money could feed...God damn.

Anyway, here are a few more stalkerish pics of Angie & family's stay...

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The entire clan went to watch The Waterhorse yesterday.

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New York Pundit
Post something about Brad Spitt & Slaggalina Holeee… I have some Brangelina suckers of the “Pax is God” love cock, following me from blog to blog, and I need to speak freely to them here at the bastardly. (Other unnamed weblogs hate me because I refuse to swallow the gooey load of their overexposed media hype!) [Source]

Here's the latest news on these people:

- Angelina Jolie MIGHT have pubic hair lice [Last Week's South Park Episode]

- As expected, the mother of Pax Pham Quang Sang Thien Jolie-Pitt has come out &---surprise, surprise---wants her kid back (but will settle for some crack money). I'm pretty sure a "buy-yourself-some-heroin, bitch" money order is on the way.

The biological mother of Angelina Jolie's newly adopted son, Pax Thien, is a heroin addict who will try to get money from the Hollywood superstar, according to the child's grandfather.

Chien Dung, 55, claims his daughter Pham Thu Dung, 29, abandoned her baby two days after his birth. [Hollywood.com]

If I were Pax Pham Quang Sang Thien Jolie-Pitt, I would start crying at the very sight of my heroin-addict mommy. Go Pax!

- People suspect that Binh Pho & Ngo Thu might be behind this latest scandal. Rumor has it that those two sore losers paid some Vietnamese whore to act as Pax Pham Quang Sang Thien Jolie-Pitt's mother to fuck w/ the little bugger. That's fucked up, but if I lost the Angelina Jolie Super Dooper Ultra Adoption Lottery, I would be a bitter asshole, as well.

- And, Angelina Jolie's D-List-nobody-of-a-brother is worried about her.

Angelina Jolie's brother is worried about the Hollywood actress' shocking weight loss following the death of their mother.
Actor James Haven, whose mother Marcheline Bertrand lost a battle to ovarian cancer at the age of 56 on Jan. 27, has expressed his concern over sister Jolie's recent self-neglect. [Hollywood.com]

Rant on, you gossip whores!!!

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- Christina Aguilera has a skanky candle blowing technique [DLISTED]

- People pays Angelina $2 million for photos [THE BLEMISH]

- Catrinel Menghia is a Naughty Lil Thang [THE GRUMPIEST]

- Blasphemy! Keanu Makes Worst Accent in Movie List [THE NERVE POP]

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What did Pax Thien Jolie do when he first saw Angie?

"They tried to make friends with the Vietnamese boy, who cried when he saw them because for him, they are strangers," said Nguyen Van Trung, the director of the Tam Binh centre for orphans and abandoned children. [AFP via Yahoo!]

I'm pretty sure those were tears of joy---the same tears truck drivers have falling down their faces when they win the state lottery. Damn you, PHAM....QOOO...ANG...SANG WHO'S NOW NAMED PAX THIEN JOLIE!! Damn you to hell!!

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