Here's what she told People Magazine:

"To all of our family and friends, we are pleased to announce that our little princess Anja Louise Ambrosio Mazur was born on Sunday Aug 24 at 7:32 p.m.," Ambrosio says in a statement. "She is 6.3 lbs. and absolutely perfect." [People Magazine]

Believe it or not, but Ale plans to be back in biz by November---yes, right in time for Victoria's Secret's Annual Lingerie Fashion Show. Can't wait!

Anyway, many congrats go out to our favorite super model!

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Everything about the coming baby is one big secret, so if you got any info, please comment with it down below.

UPDATE!
Bootz commented w/ the following:

"Alessandra Ambrosio has given birth to her baby girl, sources state. The stunning Victoria’s Secret model gave birth to her daughter in Brazil.

According to Marissa Miller, friend and fellow Victoria’s Secret model, Alessandra has had her baby girl.

Marissa Miller wrote on her MySpace page, that Alessandra Ambrosio’s water had broken early Saturday morning.

According to sources, the model, Alessandra Ambrosio, was going to give birth in Florianopolis, Brazil.

Alessandra had a baby girl, that is reportedly being named Anja, with her boyfriend Jamie Mazur. Mazur is a businessman/entrepreneur.

Ambrosio officially announced the news of her pregnancy on March 7th, 2008, on her website.

This is the first child for both Alessandra Ambrosio and Jamie Mazur.

We should expect a formal announcement of Alessandra’s baby girl’s birth, and confirmation from her spokesperson.

Congratulations!" [The Fashion Spot]

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For the most part these are photos from the 2007 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show... not that I'm complaining.

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Ale's only a few short weeks away from becoming Super MILF. Let's hope she stays away from all lame celebrity baby names (i.e. fruit names, mythical Gods, appliances, etc).

Here are some recent pics taken by and then later uploaded to the Internet by bastardly friends. Enjoy.

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Besides all the delicious ladies in attendance, I'm pretty sure Alessandra Ambrosio's baby shower also had some great Brazilian food in the mix. Naturally, like any true Bastardly Community Member, I wouldn't mind sampling a healthy balance of both (8 parts Brazilian ladies, 2 parts Brazilian food). Ow!!

And of course...
DAAAAMNNN YOU, JAMIE MAZUR!!

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