Jay Leno is a Horny Bastard: Selma Blair Edition
Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch
To help promote her new flick Hellboy II, Selma & her juicy legs are hopping around various media outlets---everyone from Letterman to MTV's TRL!About Hellboy II: The Golden Army:
When a truce between humanity and an invisible realm of fantasy is broken, destruction threatens the Earth. A leader from the realm defies his bloodline and summons an army of creatures to lay waste. Hellboy (Ron Perlman) must confront the leader and his army, being backed by his team members from the Bureau for Paranormal Research and Defense: Liz Sherman (Selma Blair), Abe Sapien (Doug Jones), and Johann Kraus. The team travels between Earth and the fantasy realm, battling fantastical creatures. Hellboy is faced with a choice, following the life he knows or pursuing a life of unknown destiny. [Wiki]
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Jay Leno is a Horny Bastard: Shakira Edition
Wednesday, January 9th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon
It looks like Jay has finally figured out the trick to hosting a late night television show during the WGA strike. Look for more athletes, sexy musicians & sexy c/dlisters....
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Jay Leno is a Horny Bastard: Jennifer Love Hewitt Edition
Monday, October 8th, 2007 in the middle of the damn afternoon
We're pretty sure Jay Leno got a piece, but we might just get to see a piece of JLH next year in an upcoming flick titled She Had Brains, a Body, and the Ability to Make Men Love Her. With a title like that, I can pretty much guarantee the movie will go straight to DVD. Regardless, here's the synopsis from IMDb:
Broad comedy take on the events surrounding a hooker housewife scandal that involved many prominent members of a small Texas town. Based loosely on true events. [Source]
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Jay Leno is a Horny Bastard: Amanda Bynes Edition
Thursday, September 20th, 2007 in the middle of the damn afternoon
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Jay Leno is a Horny Bastard: Courtney Cox Edition
Wednesday, April 25th, 2007 in the middle of the damn afternoon
So yes, obviously these are old, but does anyone really care? We haven't done one of these in a while, so enjoy...
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Jay Leno is a Horny Bastard: Betty White Edition
Wednesday, January 10th, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
Jay Leno doesn't let age keep him from getting into rich, old granny diapers! That dirty bastard!!
