The Bastardly Morning Report by Nirvana's Smells Like Teen Spirit
Posted on Friday, April 20th, 2007 @ 10:47am by Moelicious
- Britney's Dad Speaks Out, Brit Lashes Out Right Back [POPSUGAR]
- Annoying Cameron Diaz is Not Drunk, She's Disgusting [DLISTED]
- Who the Hell is Eva Habermann? [THE GRUMPIEST]
- Brad Pitt & Coen brothers hook up for an upcoming movie [HOLLYWOOD REPORTER]
Kurt Cobain Was Brutally Raped! And, Happy Valentine's Day, Everyone!
Posted on Tuesday, February 14th, 2006 @ 3:00pm by Moelicious

I'm about 98% convinced that Courtney Love had a hand in murdering Kurt Cobain. And that hand, my friends, was on the gun that murdered Kurt Cobain.
Also, why would a once punk rocking junkie be hanging out w/ bloody yuppies like Kim Stewart!?! Let's just say that these photos were enough to erase the 2% doubt I had above. I am now 100% convinced that Courtney Love murdered Kurt Cobain.
Now a few words on how Kurt Cobain was raped...(coming from his journals)
Within the months between october 1991 thru december 92 I have had 4 four Notebooks filled with two years worth of poetry and personal writings andthoughtslyric stolen from me at seperate times. two 90 minutes cassettes filled with new guitar and singing parts for new songs damaged from a plumbing accident as well as two of my most expensive, favorite guitars. Ive never been a ver prolific person so when creativity flows, it flows. I find myself scribbling on little note pads and pieces of loose paper which results in a very small portion of my writings to ever show up in true form. Its my fault but the most violating thing ive felt this year is not the media exxagerations or the catty gossip, but the rape of my personal thoughts. ripped out of pages from my stay in hospitals and aeroplane rides hotel stays etc. I feel compelled to say fuck You FUCK you to those of you who have absolutely no regard for me as a person. you have raped me harder than youll ever know, so again I say fuck you although this phrase has totally lost its meaning
FUCK YOU!
FUCK YOU!
[Page 249, Kurt Cobain Journals]
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Gus Van Sant's 'Last Days' (Of Kurt Cobain)
Posted on Thursday, July 21st, 2005 @ 1:55pm by Moelicious

Michael Pitt as Blake & Blake as Kurt Cobain in Van Sant's Last Days
For those of you not in the click, Gus Van Sant's making another another film & this time, he brings Kurt Cobain back into the limelight. I'm sure Courtney Love is real happy (behind closed doors, of course) considering CD & merchandise sales will be increasing & hence, provide her w/ more money for food, drugs & airplane tickets @ the expense of her deceased hubs.
How sweet of her to go from a crackwhore to a crackwhore single mother to now an ex-crackwhore who suffers from gluttony.
Anyway, I digress. This new flick is about what Kurt Cobain did in the last couple days of his crazy life. Van Sant says it's purely fictional, but will people think that when they watch it in a month or 10 years from now? Probably not. Kids will most probably reference the film when doing a bio of Kurt, but oh well.
You can read about it here . If you don't like to read, just listen to this piece that was on yesterday's All Things Considered on NPR. Also, don't forget the trailer.
Kurt Cobain Speaks From The Grave
Posted on Wednesday, May 4th, 2005 @ 10:00am by Moelicious
Just like Tupac, Kurt Cobain comes out with statements every now & then. Here's one directed straight at the hottest bitches around. Of course, I'm talkin' about P. Hilton, Ass, J. Simpson, B. Spears, etc, etc
I have met many minds able to store and translate a pregnantly large amount of information, yet they havent an ounce of talent for wisdom or the appreciation of passion.
The conspiracy toward success in america is immediacy. To expose in great repetition to the minds of small attention spans. fast, speedy, Now with even more NACHO cheese flavor! here today, gone tomorrow because yesterdays following was nothing more than a tool in every individuals need for self importance, entertainment and social rituals. Art that has long lasting value cannot be appreciated by majorities. only the same, small percent will value arts patience as they always have. This is good. The ones who are unaware do not deserve false suggestions in their purchasing duties. [pg 104, Kurt Cobain Journals]
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Kurt Cobain Lost His Wallet Many Times
Posted on Wednesday, April 27th, 2005 @ 11:45pm by Moelicious
A manic depressive on smack floating in a warm deprevation tank, singing leonard cohen, masturbating, watching golfers fish while dreaming of A stamp collection.
The king of words is: EVERYthing
I can only fuck and sing.
Have you ever felt like you cared so much that you wanted kill your Germs?
Who will be the king and Queen of the outcasts?
I've lost my MIND many times, and my
wallet many more.
In the simplest of terms:
1. Dont Rape
2. Dont be predjudice
3. Dont be sexist
4. Love your children
5. Love your Neighbor
6. Love yourself
Don't let your opinions obstruct
the aforementioned list. [pg 104, Kurt Cobain Journals]
After listening to all the hate splurting out on another post, I figured I'd let the man himself respond. Remember, we hear at the bastardly are about love. If you're hot, we love you a little more!
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Body Double: Kurt Cobain & Kevin Federline
Posted on Wednesday, April 13th, 2005 @ 10:40pm by Moelicious

It's a mini-stretch, but whatever.
Well, one guy overdosed on heroin & left his daughter w/ a crazy mother. Another, who's married to a crazy, expecting mother, will slowly puff his unborn child into sickness.
God have mercy on Baby Federline.

