Snapped on the set of Audrina's new reality show. MTV needs to get their asses kicked.

I never realized Audrina Patridge had franken-boobies & you can really noticed the botched boob-job when you compare them to her recently "leaked" Playboy pics. Although her implants might look a lil' jacked, they're about 10x better than Niurka Marcos' rack.

Reality star Patridge taking leap to big screen

Audrina Patridge, one of the subjects of the hit reality series "The Hills," has landed her first film role. Patridge has joined the cast of "Into the Blue 2," a sequel to the 2005 Jessica Alba-starring action-adventure film.

The film revolves around Sebastion (Chris Carmack, of "The O.C.") and Dani (Laura Vandervoort, "Smallville"), a married couple hired as professional divers to search for Columbus' hidden treasure. To their horror, they learn that their wealthy employers have a much more terrifying agenda.

Patridge will play a no-nonsense beach beauty whose boyfriend caters to her every demand. [Reuters]

Let this be a lesson to all hot chicks looking to become famous! If you leak a sex tape or a set of nude pics of yourself, you'll instantly become famous. Chop chop!

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Laura Dianne Vandervoort[1] (born September 22, 1984 in Toronto, Ontario, Canada)[2] is a Canadian actress.

In 2007, she joined the seventh season cast of Smallville as Kara Kent aka Supergirl, Clark Kent's Kryptonian cousin, and also appeared in the film The Lookout.

She graced the cover of the October 2007 issue of Stuff Magazine, which was the final issue of the U.S. edition. Wiki

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Photo Credit: KADENA PIX/bauergriffinonline.co
These stalkerish bikini pics were snapped at the Mandarin in Miami, Florida.

Bastardly Questions that come to mind:

1. Why go for Jennifer Aniston's hasbeen ass when you can hit any hot piece of ass located @ clubs & bars all across Miami Beach?!
2. Why is John Mayer recycling chicks on his Previously Banged List? Is it out of convenience? Boredom? Maybe, pity?

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Photo Credit: Kim Kardashian Blog

These were found on Kim's Fake Official Blog. Check below for some bikini pics ...

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These snaps were taken at the opening of Mediterranean Village at Sandals Grande Antigua Resort & Spa Island Beach Party... last year.

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Emmanuelle Chriqui is yet another Canadian hottie attacking Hollywood. If you missed her yesterday, check out another up & coming Canadian, Shenae Grimes, who's set to star in the new 90210 on the CW Network.

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