Bastardly Breaking News!! Gabrielle Union Nearly Mauled By Gulls During Bikini Photoshoot!
Posted on Friday, February 29th, 2008 @ 4:01pm by Moelicious
These were snapped in Miami. And yes, she survived.
Daddy's Little Girl!
Gabrielle Union's trademark smile and irresistible dimples make her a household favorite. She has shown great range in her acting abilities through numerous roles in movies. From just looking on the surface, one could not imagine the personal tragedies that this beautiful actress has suffered through in her youth.
Her life appears to be pristine. She fell into the movie business and has displayed a staying power that is unusual for most actresses. One of her most recent roles was in the Tyler Perry "Daddy's Little Girls." [The Statesman]
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hahahahaaaaaaaaa.lmao
her face in that first pic is hilarious
Why do so many black chicks have outies?
And no, that is not trying to set up any joke, but seriously, I'd violate the shit out of her.
The genius of that first picture is its simplicity. Comedic gold I tell you!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Typical chocolate girl. Fattie with no hips. But still nice.
I wouldn't mind some chocolate.
What's funny is I'm from Miami and I knew it was taken here because those seagulls are VIOLENT! They scare the shit out of me sometimes! They fly around in gangs harassing joggers. BEWARE! ;)
I GOTTA BBC
she looks nice here
she's gorgeous, but the proportion of her thick thighs, ass, and stomach with her small boobs is just weird.
i am an A cup but at least the rest of my body matches
as someone who works in Environmental Conservation...Seagulls ONLY get that close to things when there is clams or fish near by...
that being said, if they were swarming around her...id HATE to be the dude that has to smell her pussy, cause it must be the nastiest smelling thing around
Luv her sexy smile.
She is totally beautiful, always.
Did the bird really shit on her face?
Nice bod...but no chi chi's well that would make the bod look much better, Man I feel the need for some chocolate at the moment.
Lolz! I guess she's no fan of birdy scat then.
she has a flat ass like a white girl - page 2, 2nd pic
i thought her skin was flawless
lol @ 8
#19 what does that have to do with this post? Fuck off, you spammer! pinche puta atascada ve levate la chocha! la chocha renosa!
Gabrielle's hot. I'd jam it balls deep in that fat black ass.
I first thought she was Mel B.!!!
What the hell??I'm Pamela susan Courson!!
DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!! how i loves me some choclate puddin
She's always been a fave of mine. Her and Christina Milian....I'll be the white filling
I think I know who you are Big papi You live in Orlando Florida. Arent you a fat puerto rican guy.
Hey Gabby, did you get a boob reduction?
Gulls know what's good.
Lol, she looks so terrified! :p
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