Bastardly Lady of the Day - Monica

Are you advertising for BLOTD at a polish cleaning agency or something?

This one is using a push up bra and a camera angle to hide her fat ass.

Oh, and really nice hair honey.

ARE THOSE TITS OR BACK AND BELLY FLAB STUFFED INTO YOUR BRA

U NEED2 TIDY UR ROOM ITS A FUCKING PIG HOUSE

Nice Tits... I'd slide my cock between them, but that's about it.

I guess this is the perfect moment to introduce you to the word atkins or any fucking diet will do, you need to stop scoffing the pork pies and cakes you insecure elephant

You are a fat girl hu. Well your good at hiding it under your tits & Newark New Jersey smells so bad. But I wont hold that against you.

Better than yesterday.

Positives: Big melons

Negatives: Stupid tattoo...probably overweight slightly...and you look like Beth from Dog the Bounty Hunter...

"No Ice in Paradise"!

FUCK YOU!

It's like a pair of boobs with a skanky blonde chick attached to them.

The teddy bear has assumed the position and is awaiting her strap-on...
(page 2, pic 3)

It's like looking at the same picture over and over again... theres no variety or anything. If you're a true Bastardly fan, you should know the viewer standards.. no pro/model pics, no kissy faces, variety, body shots, etc... I dunno I just kinda thought that was common knowledge for "fans" of this blog. BLOTD? No way... Props to get the guts for posting though, more than I could do!

Ugly.

i think these pix were taken when she was chatting with her internet bf on a webcam

No fat chicks.

Is this a joke?

Screwy pics. Nice milkers. I'd hit it.

Your opening shot is a myspace angle with a pout. I gave you 1 star. Your subsequent pictures made me feel that I squandered that 1 star. Aren't you that lady that works at the laundromat next to the "Y?"

whats with all the toys do u have a kid? are u breast feeding right now

Talk a walk, whitey.

Your pale complexion and gross tat made me puke. I will have nightmares about your visage.

Sadly, there is no sense of irony in your page 5 photo. That you trumpet your bimbonic existence should engender at least some pity. Yet, I feel nothing but contempt for you. So much so, that I would not deem you worthy of even a Cleveland Steamer.

Your pictures leave me with the impression that you smell of hair products, B.O. and stale cigarettes.

SAVE SOME FOOD FOR THE REST OF THE WORLD

I'm with Leni. 1 star for each boob.

Ok, I'll be the voice of dissent.

Yes, unfortunate tattoos, and lack of variety in the poses. But what I do see, I like. 3 *s.

Sorry dear, meant to say....Just over an hour.

Fucking repulsive. Your tits are only big because you are obese. You are hideous and fat and have horrible hair. That being said, I would fuck the shit out of you.

Like #8 said, there seems to be a stray nipple on page 5, second pic. That worries me.

#53 - Thank You

Oh please. Not even worth the effort to diss.

You know, I've lived by the philosophy that EVERYONE looks good in black and white. But, I might need to tweak my theory.

I get the point you have boobs.
I guess I really don't like trailer blonde hair color.

SERIOUSLY, WHY CAN'T ANYONE TAKE A FUCKING CLEAR PICTURE LIKE THIS!

If that didn't work, oh well. But seriously, I know you have to have some sort of mole or zit, so lets see it!

Wy rozpaczliwie potrzebujecie niektórego dodatkowego włókna w waszym dii.

Great use of Internet disease angles.

Speaker Of Truth needs to gargle with some AIDS tainted douche water for his dumb comments about Polish gals. Polish gals are pretty rockin' and really nice. So lay off the bad Polish jokes or else you're gonna suffer some serious Irish rage.

Anyway, with that being said...Monica, Monica, Monica....

You have decent boobs. So points for that. That's about all you've got going for you. You seem young, the pics are bad, your hair looks fried and you're clearly hiding something....

By the way, cute stuffed animals on your bed! (Teddy Bear looks hot and ready in the last picture of page 2). Fortunately, I spoon a real man at night.

You are very pretty !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Really !...............................

FUCK YOU speaker of the truth, your not even worth arguing with, go eat shit and fuck yourself for desert.

What the fuck...it didn't show that my first comment posted and now it suddenly does?

Sorry about that.

The fact you have a shirt that says bimbo on it and you have big tits makes me really want to fuck you. Thus giving you 5 stars and me a hard on. You will make a great trophy wife. Just try not to think to much and work those tits as much as possible.

Two words. DIRTY JERSEY!

Hey, did anybody else notice the big jugs? Talk about overkill! I get it, they're big. But not particularly sexy. As others have stated, something is off. I want to see what's below the limited camera angle.

My girlfriend has nicer tits. Actually, pretty much everything else about my girlfriend is better...

Nice work having the courage to post up these terrible pics. Points for trying.

Lost points for crispy hair, boring face and expressions, and disparately whoring out your ONLY asset.

More personality and some artistry in the photos would have served you better. Thanks for playing.

Jeeze,what a hooker.Go into the corner and die.
And don't kid yourself,people,
if a cow got the chance, she'd eat you and everyone you care about.

WTF IS GOING ON WITH THE BEAR, DOES SHE FUCK IT OR SOMIT

Jersey girls aren't trash.....Trash gets picked up!

oink, oink.............fat ASS!!!!!! I HATE all your PICS........your hair.......face.........bedroom..........camera angles........everything but, your BIMBO t-shirt!!!!!!!!

Is that teddy bear ready for SEX or what?

ha ha ha ha hahaha hah ah a hha ha ha ha ha h ah ha ah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU GUYS WOULD FUCK THAT??!! SHE LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE A PIG,WELL,I GUESS YOU GUYS WOULD ALSO FUCK A FARM ANIMAL. SICCCKK!!!

"I'd rather drink perpintine and piss on a brush fire"..........

i think those big fat titties fell on your keyboard and changed the pic filter to black and white...

smart and sexy? oh now i see the intelligence, especially that bimbo shirt.
if it weren't for your boobs i think the bastardly would need to introduce a new feature of negative stars.

and in most of these pictures you look like you're shitting out a koala, so you should work on that.

My,god,I can't look at this tub of lard anymo!! Pig,I mean girl,do yourself a favour, and look at pictures of that model at the top of the page. Now,that is thinspo!!

I have a suggestion. Let's start doing Bastardly Man of the Day! Nate D, Richard Schlichting, Douche Baggery, oh, and especially Huge E. Rection, let's see what you've got!

ok.....my vote for the week is in..ALREADY!!!!!!!! gotta give it to MONDAY's gal!!!!!!!

DAMAGE,you didn't answer my question on the last BLOtD.

eh. pass.

LOL Hallery...ive suggested that in the past...aint gonna happen...the dudes that come here can dish it out, and cant take it.

and theres NO WAY id submit...i already know im ugly, and fat. and that im not attractive.

and in no way shape or form think i AM attractive. so theres no need.

and add the fact that any dude that commented on another dude would be called "gay" since thats everyones reaction when GOD FORBID another dude says another dude is attractive even tho they arent attracted sexually

since thats gay, and disgusting, but chicks commenting on chicks in a non sexual way, isnt in anyway the SAME THING....

Nice tits,that's it. Fuck you skinny cunt.

Great tits. On a good day she probably looks like a bootleg copy of Brandy Taylor. Otherwise she's just typical Jersey trash.

Good point, Phil. I guess you can look at sales of Playboy vs. Playgirl to see how successful that would be. Not very. Too bad.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
nice

I would do Russian with her.

I grow tired of these chicks lying about the grandpa question. Please, someone piles $3M in front of you, and you say "no"? Highly unlikely.

Then again, Sweet Rack!

Hey,Nate-D,stand up for me!! That Buck Nasty is mean.

Fuck being a good girl, or nice, or any of that other bullshit, be bastardly! hahaha cut me a check....

If it wasn't for all the sh*t in the background, I'd swear these pics were taken at an ATM. I get the feeling that this girl loves her boobs a lot more than the rest of the world does.

WHY DO YOU HAVE A NEOPET TATTOO? NEOPETS??? LLOOLL GROW UP

Who are they???

Pamela nobody is perfect,learn that & learn life. So if you do actually shit, I'm sure it dosent smell like ice cream. Tofu maybe.

Nate that's not true,I haven't taken your mom out in a while.

"They" are the "smart" Forum people,you can click on it,at the top of the page,it says: Forum.

But,Buck Nasty,I was not the only one to say that..why don't you diss the other people on here??

west virgina isn't the fuckin south, fuck boy. and i'm just honest, my moms not fat, whats wrong with that. and i am a homophobe, fag, so fuck off!

Hey,Nate-D,you like the milk bladders on this one??

they're the only good thing,but, they really might not look that good. all we are getting is the cleavage view, i'd like to see them in a bikini!

Milk bladders, very good.

Actually WV technically is the south. Baltimore is considered the first southern city....WV is below the Mason-Dixon Line from what I remember.

Your face is ugly and you just look like a fat girl. Nothing else. Oh and nice boobs.

Nah bitch WV, may technically be the south, but, It's not the "south"

Ok...I just got one thing to say....Man does not live by tits alone....so show some ass too..unless it's not worth seeing. then you are excused...Next.

hahaha Pam, did somebody not eat again, what a surprise... and what the fuck is a NATZY I know what a NAZI is but I have no idea what a NATZY is..

@ 6 "clearance angels jeans" that's some funny shit

as to the hoe pictured above, platinum blonde doesn't look good on anyone except if you're name is barbie, and seeing as how yours is pig...then no!

Yeah, you might want to consider a little more variety in terms of camera angles.

ok time for me to eat my words but god what and ugly fugly dog this one is

WHY R HALF UR PICS IN BLACK AND WHITE, DID U JUST REALISE YOU DYED YOUR HAIR GREY/YELLOW

Web-cam pics, what is this 2001? DIGITAL CAMERAS ARE CHEAP NOW-A-DAYS, BUY ONE!!!

/3***'S
//would've been 4 stars w/ better quality/angle pictures

My eyes!! MY FUCKING EYES!!!!

I can't take this anymore! Please stop posting BLOTD's until you can find one that is actually pleasing to the eye.

PS: PUT THOSE DISGUSTING MILK JUGS AWAY, YOU FAT BITCH!

You should be eating a mercado certified lunch.

Nice jugs.
Bet you're a little on the emo side.
Do you ever get up from your computer? I agree with the rest after seeing your fat arms, you're hiding a fat ass and/or gut. Blonde hair & black eyelashes? What a 'tard.
Gotta give 2 *'s, thanks for the mammaries.

The last picture on page five says it all... No need to elaborate..

finally, a BLOTD that WANTS you to fuck her tits AND cum on her face...

PLEASE STOP EATIN

** for boobies, lol

your boobs are really sexy and big, but I think you have an ass like jennifer love hewitt,
your face is really cute
3,5 stars

Now that you got powerslammed on Bastardly in under an hour....Where are you going?
Disneyland? Fat camp?

@ 1 Speaker of the truth, stop fucking bashing on Polish people, where does it say she is from Poland you stupid fuck, just like the other BLOTD, it didn't say she was but you fucking assumed it or some shit and make stupid remarks. Don't be a fucking racist you ass hole, you proabaly don't even know what a real Polish person is like so Fuck You. And you can't say that I don't because I have a shit load of Polish girlfriends and each one of them is hot as fuck, a million times hotter than all the American fake, caked on make-up blonde bimbos I see everywhere I fucking look. So if you want to make a hateful remark on a culture you have very little knowledge of next time keep it to yourself you douchebag.

I didn't know polacks were so touchy.

Man goes to a whore house. The Madam is out of women but,
since the guy is Polish she thinks she can get away with a blow up
doll and he will never know the difference. Being a bit nervous
because she has never tried this one before, The Madam waits outside
the door. The Polack comes out in five minutes. "How was it?", says
the Madam.

"I don't know," says the Polak, "I bit her on the tit and she
farted and flew out the window."

You know, I've lived by the philosophy that EVERYONE looks good in black and white. But, I might need to tweak my theory.

I get the point you have boobs.
I guess I really don't like trailer trash blonde hair color.

SERIOUSLY, WHY CAN'T ANYONE TAKE A FUCKING CLEAR PICTURE?
Email me if you want to know what that means!

I think i remember seeing her at a Def Leppard concert.

The model's name is Tamsin Egerton

Pamela,go have a Five Guys double burger & shut your anorexic ass up. Some has the bad luck of fucking you all they here is bones cracking.

Hallery, a Bastardly Man of the Day is an awesome idea! All of these men get to rip us women apart and it'll be fun to return the favor. Haha.

DIna, Let's start our own website...

They didn't like me for me,and not for being someone else. God. It's not like THEY are so perfect,ya know??

Did I mention she has some major league sweater meat.

i have a pretty hot mom, actually. I hated it as a kid cause i had to hear it every fuckin day. and really Buck, you're probably gay, or at least your comments are!

Nate , gay is just a state of mind,homophobe. And dude,talking about how hot your mom is really scares me,are you by chance from West Virginia. Cause cuzin luvin ain't frowned upon down south.

Nate don't be upset I'll fuck your hot mom if that will prove my manhood. You just have to roll her in the flour so I can find the wet spot. I'd like t stay & piss u off longer but I have to go,the buffet at the Hungry Heifer is only till 6pm. Hugs & kisses Pam. You too Nate boy.

I hope you die on the way!:-)

MR.PINCHY I HOPE YOU SEE THIS SLUT,I BET YOUR COOCH REEKS,I WILL TEAR YOUR FACE OFF,AND THE REST OF THE NATZY FORUM!!!!

Well the last picture says it all really. Nice cleavage but how about something else instead of the same picture over and over...

Yes there is definitely a distraction factor here....But nothing can distract us from the bleached hair and dark black eyebrows.
That said you look like you might like to snuggle so I won't totally thrash you. Snuggle bumps are nice.
Oh just call from Salem, Mass......Laurie Cabot want's her look back.

these phots remind me of my brother he was talking online with a girl named pireced princes phots look pretty close tot he same. he meet her for a date and he freeked her ass would fit throught the door she had to walk in sideways

FUCK!! You people are a bunch of ruthless bastards!! True statements, but still ruthless!!

Those tatas are very impressive.

Or no lunch.

Not even bowling alley hot...

If i posted, i would put up 12 pics of my dick, all of the same angle, and i bet i get better responses than this bitch!

#94...me too that fucking bullshit about NOT fucking ANYONE for 3 million bucks? yeah TOTAL fucking lie.

why do people have to lie so blatently, especially when id suggest that 99% of all people can think of at LEAST one sexual partner they TOTALLY regret...

so youd fuck some nasty dude from a bar, or some fat 300 pound skank....but offered 3 mil to have basically a REGRETABLE sexual experiance...

PLEASE cut the shit.

Top of the page to the right.

Opinions are like assholes,everyone has one. Some just stink more than others.

This ugly bitch is extremely overweight and her hair is hideous. It is completely fried. Can you imagine the extreme amounts of crap that tumble out of her enormous ass cheeks. If I hit a deer with my car, that would do less damage than her. Honey, keep food away from your mouth. Wear a sign around your neck that says "Don't feed the animals".

Well I`d say your this weeks winner.

How can u b smart and sexy with grey hair, and a top that says bimbo, your so confused

He's just talkin shit cause he has to fuck fat bitches all of the time......Fuckem!

WWW.NEOPETS.COM SHE HAS A LIMITED EDITION NEOPET TATTOOED TO HER ARM!! LLOOLL WAT A LOSER

yeah those are some fat girl boobies. ice job hiding your fat ass!!!

RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS A PIG!!!!!!!!! A BIG FUCKING FAT UGLY ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Forum people are just MEAN and spiteful. Jeeze. I try to come back as a good girl, and you shut me out. Fkn bastards.

What a fucking joke. I bet you have a huge gut hanging over your clearance rack Angels jeans. You're from New Jersey...I guess that says it all. Trashy hoe.

i think these blotds are fake!!! from having none or only one in months, all the sudden, we have one almost every other day...come on

WTF?!

WHY DO U HAVE A NIPPLE ON THE SIDE OF YOUR BREAST IN PIC 5?

SORRY PAGE 5

crapy tattoo.

Trashy...Awful tattoo...Ugly face...NOT...

Hallery, a Bastardly Man of the Day is an awesome idea!

AGREE

You look like Travis Baker's ex-wife, Shanna Moakler? Hope you don't feel too bad after all these comments! And yes there are just as many girls visiting this site as there are guys, we need more man candy!

let me also say this about a Bastardly Man Of The Day....id suggest that most of the men that post here are 300 pound virgins living in their parents basements....do the women that come here REALLY want to see that?

id suggest that while some of the women here arent the BEST looking, the ugliness factor in the men that visit this site is WAY higher....

as for me, you can see my pictures ANYTIME by visiting my MySpace.




www.myspace.com/phillipmccracken

Sure she's got big can but so what? They aren't nice perky ones like Keeley's they're fat and too soft and saggy like a fat chick's... Which this hoe actually is... And yes she looks good from the "above" camera angle, but you just KNOW that she's hiding a really ugly front-on mug...

Nasty looking hair. I bet it feels all dry and color damaged like straw when you run your fingers through it. The eyebrows suck....lay off the fucking tweezers, and let the salon do it for you.

Shitty webcam pics...all of them look the fucking same. Quit doing the stupid lip pucker pose. That doesn't turn anyone on. Makes me want to punch you in the face. No full body shots, obviously hiding a gunt and shitty lower body. The tits are nothing spectacular. I've seen better tits on better looking women. And yes, I've fucked better whores than this one. If I woke up next to this one, I would feel ashamed. Leave her a bogus cell phone number, and never tell my friends about this one.

You are not sexy. You're a conceited Jersey pig. Your NYC privileges have been revoked.

Yeah, and she won't fuck an old guy for 3mil. Ask that one again when she moves out of her parents' house.

To Dina and Hallery. I'm down to be the first ever Bastardly Dude of the Day.

I want to see what the rest of the body looks like damnit!

I don't like your hair or your tattoos, but those boobs will do!

S-I-F

Boobies

Pamela...If you read this...You were banned from the forum, because you are a psycho. Pinchy would kick your ass and I'd back her up, and so would everyone in the forum, so get a life and get over yourself.
You suck....You have a one track mind....And that is why you keep getting caught.

#138, Is that you, Douche Baggery? Did I mention that it's going to be an all nude themed web site? Ya, I am just trying to come up with a name.

the last picture on page 6 says it all