Bastardly Flashback Friday: Old Keeley Hazell Bikini Pictures!



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45 Scandalous Comments

Yea you have posted these before. Slow news day?

How about instead:

FREE BAI LING!

Friday, February 29th, 2008 @ 3:08pm

Is being English synonymous with being trash?

Friday, February 29th, 2008 @ 3:13pm

massive tits - ugly face - full stop

Friday, February 29th, 2008 @ 3:18pm

One word: MICRODERMABRASION!

Friday, February 29th, 2008 @ 3:24pm

no, good face just bad angle

Friday, February 29th, 2008 @ 3:30pm

agreed bling

Friday, February 29th, 2008 @ 3:33pm

those are like the creepiest statues i've ever seen...keeley's hot, but they are quite distracting

Friday, February 29th, 2008 @ 3:35pm

Nasty statues, oldish chick, but still the situation is calling for a motorboat session.

Friday, February 29th, 2008 @ 3:37pm

RacHELL - Agreed total face peal may be needed.
PS the two guys behind her just saw her face even closer than we did.

Friday, February 29th, 2008 @ 3:44pm

Tig-ol'-bitties!!!

Friday, February 29th, 2008 @ 3:48pm

On a scale from 1 thru 10 1 being terrible and 10 being Awesome:

Face: 1
Tits: 10
Legs: 2
Ass: N/A

Results-I want more J Alba posts!!!!

Friday, February 29th, 2008 @ 4:10pm

Great body (fuck that skinny bitch Jessica Alba)....but her face looks stupid here.

Friday, February 29th, 2008 @ 4:15pm

id tap it with a dildo

Friday, February 29th, 2008 @ 4:27pm

flat ass, face of a meth addict, and tara reid stomach.
these are damaged goods if i ever saw em.

Friday, February 29th, 2008 @ 4:58pm

Nice funbags.

Friday, February 29th, 2008 @ 5:10pm

those lifesize chocolate people are fucking COOL...where can i get one of Christina Milian?

Friday, February 29th, 2008 @ 5:20pm

wow nice boobies...wow nice boobies...wow nice boobies...where was I...oh nice boobies

Friday, February 29th, 2008 @ 5:35pm

5 and 6 has been blinded by their love for big boobies...what bad angle would that be? she is looking straight forward...that is one retarded looking, ugly face...no ass but just huge knockers.

Friday, February 29th, 2008 @ 5:44pm

she's outside, not in a studio without the special lighting. also it doesn't look like these were photoshopped.

Friday, February 29th, 2008 @ 6:00pm

and have you ever taken a photo where you look straight forward into the camera like that? did it turn out well??

Friday, February 29th, 2008 @ 6:04pm

One girl i am actually jelous of. Ugh. Fucking brits with their huge tits. Fuck them all.

Friday, February 29th, 2008 @ 6:37pm

She's much better airbrushed.

Saturday, March 1st, 2008 @ 1:21am

20,
LOL...so you are saying you prefer her photoshopped and seem to admit that she only looks good with special lghtning and photoshop...wtf LOL

Saturday, March 1st, 2008 @ 2:03am

Eww.

Friday, February 29th, 2008 @ 3:35pm

lol, looks photoshop with that england bridge in the back ground...

Saturday, March 1st, 2008 @ 2:46am

no i'm saying that these are real pictures, not photoshopped/studio pictures as many people are used to looking at

Saturday, March 1st, 2008 @ 3:37am

She needs to get a tan and hit the gym to tone up that doughy body, after which she will still be just average. I expect models/celebrities to look better than the average person if they are going to get all that fame and fortune.

Saturday, March 1st, 2008 @ 3:52am

wow, she looks REAL nasty here. not that i think shes attractive normally, but here she looks like a complete hoodrat



www.myspace.com/phillipmccracken

Saturday, March 1st, 2008 @ 7:07am

Haha she looks like a BLOTD! The average looks, awkward poses and poor photo quality.

Saturday, March 1st, 2008 @ 9:11am

Wow I've never seen her outside of professional photos and bitch looks BEAT. Fuck, terrible, terrible skin. And her fucking head is like a pin compared to her strangley wide body.

Saturday, March 1st, 2008 @ 10:17am

LOL yeah, i guess these pictures are proof positive that photoshopping for some can REALLY make them beautyful...wow, im actually still kinda stunned at the difference between candids and photoshoots with her.




www.myspace.com/phillipmccracken

Saturday, March 1st, 2008 @ 10:22am

I'd rub my wiener on her.

Saturday, March 1st, 2008 @ 10:23am

Geez..I'd take her...I think she has a nice body, and her face ain't too bad either...and of course her jugs are spectacular...

Saturday, March 1st, 2008 @ 10:33am

i agree with #12 although i think you were being generous with the face and legs.

this broad has the most shapeless legs i've ever seen, complete with a busted face, she's just a big pair of tits

Saturday, March 1st, 2008 @ 11:20am

ugly whore eith ugly enormous jugs and awful body and whore-out face and... AGHRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!
disgusting

Saturday, March 1st, 2008 @ 1:37pm

The shit I would do with her titties and my dick.......

Saturday, March 1st, 2008 @ 2:47pm

omg those titties! her face is... but what about the titties! umm about her hair - nevermind look at those titties! the weird chocolate dudes are... what was I saying oh yeah titties! her mood seems to be .. um.. titties... she looks like... TITTIES!

Saturday, March 1st, 2008 @ 3:04pm

i doubt her tits are eee.

shes full of shit.

dd at most.

Saturday, March 1st, 2008 @ 9:27pm

of course you all know there's a pretty decent keeley sextape out there, y'know just incase you wanted to see this girl sucking dick...

Monday, March 3rd, 2008 @ 6:36am

She's got a figure of a real woman. nice!

Tuesday, March 4th, 2008 @ 10:20am

I love her tits! Good J.O. material.

Tuesday, March 4th, 2008 @ 4:05pm

this is so damn hot it's not even funny!

Tuesday, March 4th, 2008 @ 4:07pm

Dog.

Saturday, March 8th, 2008 @ 2:40pm

ugly ugly ugly face! she looks mentally reatrded also ew disgusting

Tuesday, April 8th, 2008 @ 2:35am

let's see her full nudity and clear views!

Monday, April 14th, 2008 @ 8:21pm

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