Bastardly Flashback Friday: Old Keeley Hazell Bikini Pictures!
Friday, February 29th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch
We've probably posted this one before, but does anyone really care?!
We've probably posted this one before, but does anyone really care?!
Yea you have posted these before. Slow news day?
How about instead:
FREE BAI LING!
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Is being English synonymous with being trash?
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massive tits - ugly face - full stop
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One word: MICRODERMABRASION!
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no, good face just bad angle
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agreed bling
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those are like the creepiest statues i've ever seen...keeley's hot, but they are quite distracting
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Nasty statues, oldish chick, but still the situation is calling for a motorboat session.
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RacHELL - Agreed total face peal may be needed.
PS the two guys behind her just saw her face even closer than we did.
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Tig-ol'-bitties!!!
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On a scale from 1 thru 10 1 being terrible and 10 being Awesome:
Face: 1
Tits: 10
Legs: 2
Ass: N/A
Results-I want more J Alba posts!!!!
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Great body (fuck that skinny bitch Jessica Alba)....but her face looks stupid here.
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id tap it with a dildo
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flat ass, face of a meth addict, and tara reid stomach.
these are damaged goods if i ever saw em.
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Nice funbags.
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those lifesize chocolate people are fucking COOL...where can i get one of Christina Milian?
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wow nice boobies...wow nice boobies...wow nice boobies...where was I...oh nice boobies
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5 and 6 has been blinded by their love for big boobies...what bad angle would that be? she is looking straight forward...that is one retarded looking, ugly face...no ass but just huge knockers.
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she's outside, not in a studio without the special lighting. also it doesn't look like these were photoshopped.
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and have you ever taken a photo where you look straight forward into the camera like that? did it turn out well??
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One girl i am actually jelous of. Ugh. Fucking brits with their huge tits. Fuck them all.
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She's much better airbrushed.
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20,
LOL...so you are saying you prefer her photoshopped and seem to admit that she only looks good with special lghtning and photoshop...wtf LOL
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It's not but I'd rather have natural than the American Barbie clones with their silicone implants every time.
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Eww.
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lol, looks photoshop with that england bridge in the back ground...
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no i'm saying that these are real pictures, not photoshopped/studio pictures as many people are used to looking at
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She needs to get a tan and hit the gym to tone up that doughy body, after which she will still be just average. I expect models/celebrities to look better than the average person if they are going to get all that fame and fortune.
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wow, she looks REAL nasty here. not that i think shes attractive normally, but here she looks like a complete hoodrat
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Haha she looks like a BLOTD! The average looks, awkward poses and poor photo quality.
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Wow I've never seen her outside of professional photos and bitch looks BEAT. Fuck, terrible, terrible skin. And her fucking head is like a pin compared to her strangley wide body.
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LOL yeah, i guess these pictures are proof positive that photoshopping for some can REALLY make them beautyful...wow, im actually still kinda stunned at the difference between candids and photoshoots with her.
www.myspace.com/phillipmccracken
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I'd rub my wiener on her.
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Geez..I'd take her...I think she has a nice body, and her face ain't too bad either...and of course her jugs are spectacular...
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i agree with #12 although i think you were being generous with the face and legs.
this broad has the most shapeless legs i've ever seen, complete with a busted face, she's just a big pair of tits
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ugly whore eith ugly enormous jugs and awful body and whore-out face and... AGHRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!
disgusting
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The shit I would do with her titties and my dick.......
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omg those titties! her face is... but what about the titties! umm about her hair - nevermind look at those titties! the weird chocolate dudes are... what was I saying oh yeah titties! her mood seems to be .. um.. titties... she looks like... TITTIES!
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i doubt her tits are eee.
shes full of shit.
dd at most.
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of course you all know there's a pretty decent keeley sextape out there, y'know just incase you wanted to see this girl sucking dick...
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She's got a figure of a real woman. nice!
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I love her tits! Good J.O. material.
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this is so damn hot it's not even funny!
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Dog.
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ugly ugly ugly face! she looks mentally reatrded also ew disgusting
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let's see her full nudity and clear views!
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