she looks lost.

HOT

I've never wanted to fuck anyone as badly as I want to fuck little Lindsay. This is an obsession I have had for the last, what, four years? She is so fucking sexy. Everything about her. There's always this look in her eyes like she wants to get fucked by me, Mick LaSalle, even I know that's not who she really wants. Is it just me, guy? Can anyone agree with me here? Is there anyone else who comes to this site who agrees with me, who think Lindsay would be a life-altering piece of poon? How's this for vulgar: You're on your deathbead, it's the last minute of your life, and the only thing you can see in your mind's eye is the image of a 20 year old Lindsay, naked, on her knees, her mouth open, her eyes locked onto yours, while four or five thick, rapid shots of your jizz disappear inside of her mouth. How disgusting am I? Do I need help? Should I go rub one out and get back to you when I'm in a healthier frame of mind? Is that even possible? Fuck it, I'm going to make citizen's arrest on myself for saying something so disgusting and for being such a creep. This was my first time posting a comment here on the Bastardly and I appreciate you reading what I have to say. I won't be coming back here anymore, I can telll you that.

Mick - I can see why Lindsay would make you feel this way. Your feelings are normal and shared by many.

Poor Mick.
Clearly you've misunderstood Lindsay.
She wants ME.

FUCKing HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'd be like that 40 year old musician dude that was in rehab with her, I'd do it just so I could say I did, damn the consequences.

I think her little sis is prettier than Lindsay, so what say we start the Bastardly jailbait countdown until she's 18 now?

Freckled skank. But you just know that she knows how TO SUCK THE COCK.

ugh.

such ugly boots.

I picture waking up after a 12 hour marathon session with Lindsay something like this:

I would notice the blood coming out of the scratches on my chest that Lindsay left, but I would not remember how they got there nor would I care. I would use a sheet to dab the scratches to stop the bleeding on my chest. Lindsay would be getting dressed and I would have one last chance to appreciate her beautiful body. I would then begin to feel the result of the trauma that my body just went thru. Every muscle and bone would be screaming in pain and I would not be able to get out of the bed. When Lindsay was finished getting dressed she would pull her hair back into a pony tail, turn and look at me and only say “Bye.” She would walk away with a spring in her step and I would only be another man who was lucky enough to have been with her…..

ugh.

such ugly outfit.

lol @ Mick LaSalle

she's has a sexy vibe, sometimes is more important than just being pretty
I think she could lose weight, because her face is a little puffy and her legs look a little thick
she needs to dress colour, not black

Pam go visit ur ano site...u need it now after the "trauma"

I have a feeling we'll be seeing a lot of Lindsay's sister.

Bunch of horny bastards here....lol. Oh well I guess there's no problem fitting in then....but I must say tho, Lindsay does look tempting....but it would be so much like driving a used car...the ride would be probably to bumpy...but well beggars can't be choosey...

skankalicious...

I like my girls with a little extra meat on them bones. She looked sick when she was on the coke. She looks good now. Good enough to eat out, repeatedly.

Heh, that comment did end them all.

WO WHO Lilo!!!! i love her, shes great. and always interesting.

No Phil, no.

I want to lick her Poop Chute, and then let Mr Chubby move in

Enough of that.

Note to Lindsay - Spray tan does not double as makeup.

WTF? This is like fucking gang rape mentality. You're all a little deluded. As if any of the women on here would look twice at you wierdos. If you're not slagging them off for being less than perfect in your eyes, your saying sick stuff about them. TWISTED. Do any of you have real wives/girlfriends?

bitchy whore

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I WANT HER TO BE THE MOTHER OF MY CHILDREN!!!

Lindsay is just lame.Fkn fat bitch,her muscular legs are way too wide.She's clearly packing on the pounds,yet again.

Mick it will be better when you come back as Edward Yang.

She's obviously replaced the crack with puddin' pops..

Which Threesome would I rather have:

A) Mom Lohan, Lindsay Lohan and Lil Sis Lohan
or
B) Kris Jenner, Kim K, and either Khloe or Kourtney
and
Would I let Michael Lohan and Bruce Jenner watch?
or
Would Bruce rather participate?

BTW - I wanna do her mom too.

Nothin' beats a great pair of legs.

I second that, anon. Pathetic losers , all of them.