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Mariah Carey reveals her toned new look in beauty-and-the-geek video



Singer Mariah Carey shows off her new toned body in her latest music video which sees her cavorting about semi-clothed in a nerd's fantasy.

The video for the aptly named single Touch My Body was shot by X-Men director Brett Ratner.

"Mariah looks better than she has ever looked. It's ridiculous," Ratner said.


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21 Scandalous Comments

I wondered if she worked for it... or sucked that fat out!

Thursday, February 28th, 2008 @ 1:45pm

She looks really good, but you can see her age in her eyes.

Thursday, February 28th, 2008 @ 1:53pm

There was a time, in her early career, when I was obsessed with this woman. Her poster was on my wall and all, but she went crazy and I took my poster down.

Thursday, February 28th, 2008 @ 1:56pm

She looks much better without that jacket...still has a nice shape too....but I don't like her face.

Thursday, February 28th, 2008 @ 2:05pm

Now that is an excellent caption!

Thursday, February 28th, 2008 @ 2:06pm

Nice stripper heels, Mariah.

Thursday, February 28th, 2008 @ 2:18pm

Wait.

I retract my previous statement...those ARE really cute wedges....

Thursday, February 28th, 2008 @ 2:18pm

Ain't that the intern from 30 Rock?
But enough about him. I always thought Mariah had a nice body. But it would be completely killer if she did Pilates or something. Great singing talents too. Would listen to her music more if record producers didn't keep mucking around with her voice.

Thursday, February 28th, 2008 @ 2:47pm

her body does look good here. curvy yet tight.

Thursday, February 28th, 2008 @ 2:54pm

i can see labia

Thursday, February 28th, 2008 @ 4:23pm

first glance, that guy looks like an uglier, dorkier (if you can believe it) version of tom cruise. i think it's that goofy fucking smile and side swept hair.

mariah looks skinnier than normal? good for her.

Thursday, February 28th, 2008 @ 4:42pm

What's with all the Mimi postings of late?

Thursday, February 28th, 2008 @ 5:01pm

He looks like a worse version of Tom Cruise.

Thursday, February 28th, 2008 @ 5:53pm

kenneth

Thursday, February 28th, 2008 @ 6:57pm

That body doesn't look bad at all.

Thursday, February 28th, 2008 @ 7:21pm

Gabriella-

My thoughts exactly!! Totally Tom Cruise + a little nerdiness - a whole lotta crazy.

Thursday, February 28th, 2008 @ 10:39pm

awe i love this guy.....he's so dorky and funny. check out his videos

www.funnyordie.com/videos/f1a5a4cbe6

www.funnyordie.com/videos/2f86affb68

Friday, February 29th, 2008 @ 5:56am

i like her outfit

Friday, February 29th, 2008 @ 8:13am

shoes are horrendous.. but she looks good otherwise

Friday, February 29th, 2008 @ 11:54am

Juicy Fruit!

Saturday, March 1st, 2008 @ 7:39pm

hot bod. shit clothes.

Wednesday, May 7th, 2008 @ 11:10pm

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