Kate Beckinsale & Bored Len Wiseman @ 2008 Oscars Party
Tuesday, February 26th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch

Kate Beckinsale Demystifies Celebrity Dating Tricks
Ever wondered how to land your own celebrity girlfriend? Seems easy enough, according to Kate Beckinsale.
The Brit babe explains how her hubby, director Len Wiseman, keeps her happy in the new issue of Allure:
“I have a husband who lit-erally worships me. And cleans the house. And blow-dries my daughter's hair," she reveals.
But it gets better: Len just gave her a book called Porn for Women, featuring hotties performing chores like cooking and taking out the trash.
Whaddya say, guys? Dishpan hands in exchange for a woman like Kate? Seems like a worthy trade-off.
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Bastarchived in Award Shows, Babes, Dudes, Kate Beckinsale, M.I.L.Filicious, Oscars / Academy Awards
Related in a Bastardly way:
- Kate Beckinsale & Len Wiseman @ 4th Annual Pink Party
- Kate Beckinsale, Len Wiseman, & Lily Out In Brentwood!
- Kate Beckinsale @ LA Confidential Mag's Pre-Oscar Luncheon
- Kate Beckinsale @ Victoria Beckham's 34th Birthday. Damn You, Len Wiseman!!
- Kate Beckinsale & Lucky Len Wiseman @ Stella McCartney Event












The lower picture on page 1 should be hung in every art museum right next to Van Gogh and Picasso. That is true perfection.
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MILF raiting is reading off the scale.
joey's voice from the show blossom "WHOA... WHOA!!"
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KB = yawn
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booring
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She's so fine.
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a fucking godess
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She makes that dress look good.
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Enough with Baking sale....geez...don't get me wrong, I adore this lady. But man too much of her gets boring. Besides nothing changes except the dress, same pretty face and great body...same smile, if you call it a smile....anyway, I still like her.
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Lovely... Just lovely...
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its getting hard for me to find the words to descibe how amazing she looks...all teh fucking time...
and, LOL weather hes bored or not, you just know after they get back home or to teh hotel, he wont be bored much longer....
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Damn, she truly is quite fugly. And they even seem to look like each other.
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i'll be right back in about 17 seconds, i need to go rub one out real quick
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She looks really beautiful in these pics.
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MMMMMMMILF - a- licious
Mr Chubby is about to Throw Up
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Geesh, I can do that and even more. I will massage every single toes of hers with my tongue, and then move through every single inch of her soft skin.
I am just waiting for Kate to get bored with him , then I'll marry her , imao
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