"People,because I love food sooo much,I'm now gonna show you how you can use it also for self pleasuring."

"Unfortunately my body has never matured, but through my love of food I was able to construct my very own pair of makeshift breasts, made of filleted salmon, with a dash of ginger and cocunut milk."

This is how I peel my carrots, with my mouth....in and out, in and out....yummmy.

"OK, after the commercial break I am going to show all of you my wonderful little titties. Its sweeps week so I told the producers I would show these puppies off. If ratings don't improve, next week I will spread my legs and show off my hairless taco."

"On tomorrows show, how swallowing can help save your marriage"

"After the commercial break, a few lucky members from our studio audience get to help us test the latest in anal lubes!"

Ok,Huge G Rection,enough allready..

Btw,Huge G Rection,are you by any chance E.Normous Johnson??

I am going to go wash my brain out with soap. These are some terrifying mental images!

"See ladies, you only need to open your mouth about this wide to satisfy your man. And he will prefer it if you don't use your teeth."

"There ain't a man anywhere that can fill THIS!"

"A little EVOO on my finger and it will slide right in my ass!"

'ok, ok, so mario batali has bigger tits, i look way better slathered in evoo'

also, why does she have double microphones? plus there's a nodule on her tit. and what appears to be some cleave sweat - semi sexy, that means the cave bacon is sweating too. thank god i have 5 hours of hungarian anal porn.

Great assessment Pam. Hayden will probably look just like this in a few years, and have her own food show because her career will be almost nonexistent.

Haha!!Good call.

Hi. I’m Rachel Ray and I’m sucking an invisible cock.

"Welcome to a special Rachel Gone Wild edition of the Rachel Ray show. You wanna see more of these little tits, come on back after the break and watch me show you the proper way to beat and pound meat until its the proper hardness."

"whew, i gotta slow down on the eating...last time...i shat out something that looked like hulk hogan's arm..."

^in reference to her getting paid to eat...and putting in some overtime...

"I don't use HGH! I only inject EVOO! I swear!"

Flat-O!

"Jelly Stick? Penis? makes no difference to me, shove whatever you got in HERE!!!"

and people...wanna see the dangers of being the spokesperson for Dunkin Donuts? look at Rachel...she USED to be kinda hot...but with access to free dunkin donuts, well, this is what happens, you become fat and ugly...

"40 dollars a day can get you this whole meal"

"These dinner plates are actually smaller than my nipples"

"No!! My name is Randal Ray!!"

"Oh shit! My tits ran away!"

And the title of today's show is "Will Suck Cock For Tits"

Stick your dick in my mouth

I'm showing my E-V-O-O face.

"cock goes where?"

Include your boobs in your recipes!!!

"Are those your peck or are you just happy to see me?"

pecks....Sorry

(thinking to herself) "Dammit....never trust a fart"

I LOVE HER... I LOVE HER.... I LOVER HER...

"$40 a day with Rachel Ray" isn't referring to dining out guys, so come on down during the break and sign up.

Damn it, those aren't olives, those are my tits.!!!!! After the break, I'm gonna suck the DUDERS Cock, DELISH!!!!!!!

I still have lock-jaw from last night

I just put it in my mouth like this and it filled my belly right up. Yummo!

Coming up after the break, what to do when your chest microphones are bigger than your chest.

"OK everybody, today I am going to show you how to make a special juicy hair pie that my husband just loves. He eats it every night"

Rachel Ray = Ass Shots. Get with the program, people.

Hi. I'm Rachel Ray and I'm fat and annoying.

lmao...these caption pics are great...hugh's on a roll...

"It sucks that I gain fat in all the wrong places"

She's all stumpy like Hayden..even her "tits" are similar..

I would do her, shes hot, all you are gay.

Before the break, I showed you how to make my Special Spicy Spam Pectoral Pump Juice. See? My pecs are perky! Remember, the only two side effects from drinking my S.S.S.P.P. Juice are anal leakage and the ability to burp the alphabet. Aaaaaay-uh, Beeeeeuh, Ceeee-uhh, Deeee-uhhh....

Hugh G Rection has some good ones.

"Oooh, I think my RR EVOO eggs benedict special that I put in my colon is ready!"

"Don't mind my mouth. I have cock-sucker cramp today."

I'd fuck her......she'd get banged by me harder than an overworked drum in a marching band full of retards would!

#17 - "A little EVOO on my finger and it will slide right in my ass!”

Even Mrs. Tapper, who loves Rachel Ray more than she hates that I spend so much time on this site, was rolling on the floor after I shared this tidbit with her. Thanks, Jim. I think I might actually get laid tonight.

I´d fuck her...you fucking fagotts