i'd bang her.....because my standards aren't very high.

Whoa, and look at the complexion in #3.

With a nose like that, why did you only submit side profiles of yourself?

Pic 1 and 3 okay but I see nothing worthwhile other than potential. Please submit more pics.

Beautiful name.
Huge nose.
Flat ass.
Still...nah never mind I'll pass.

Are u a girl? wtf are your tits?

so you think all of the recent BLOTD's are sucky and then you post yourself to do what?????.....add more fuckin suckyness! WHAT A DUMBASS!!!!!!!!!

P.S. i'd still...

The first picture was amazing, but the others look like she exfoliated with a brillo pad.
Lack of lighting certainly helps your cause.....Complete darkness may be your best friends. Don't worry with that nose you can smell your way around in the dark.

Not even pretty. WTF! "N0 sex 4 you.

I pass....Next!

i'd be all over you after 3 pitchers and 10 car bombs later but probably wouldnt notice you until the equivalency of that intoxication level. where is your dumper?

Ace i am trying hard to see what u see, but she has no tits, no ass, no top lips, no life and yes the eyes are cool though

I woud take a shit on her chest then I would fuck her. Big fat fucking nose and all.

BIGDOG

You have a good idea, but the order of events is wrong

OMG!!!!! What a meth face!!!!! If past BLOTD's have been slacking, wat da fuck are u?????

You're not even good to wipe my ass with.......

Weak!

/1*'s

Pssh, you guys are all dirty damn liars. You'd do her. I'd hit it, for sure.

Yes...If there was a sledgehammer involved...I would hit it. Only for my own personal protection though.
Honestly she's not that bad....I see she is cute in some ways....Just horrible pictures and needs to take much better care of ther skin.....And stay away from the oily foods.

Speaker of truth - I am Polish you stupid fuck up, and I am so much prettier than her. What's more, I am not a fat big like the majority of the cocky American sociate. Fuck off asshole

then why dont you send in pics bitch....if not....shut the fuck up!

magicnotes - I said what APPEARS to be a CUTE body. She looks to be thin and looks good on page 3, but it's really hard to tell from the pics.

I'm usually not an advocate for plastic surgery. But with this BLOD, she could really use some rhinoplasty. She would be hot with a nicer nose.

I'm gonna kick this guy's ass. I swing, but not that way. It's called Bastardly LADY of the Day, you fuckin' tranny.

Without pics ena, I have to assume you are a mustached hag too.

Nice eyes...other than that....nothing too special.

3/5

0K! after seeing this ugly bitch, I think my fellow "Bastardly" deserve a treet. Just click MY name & you will see the most BEAUTIFUL GiRL in the world. P.S I`D love to read what my fellow Bastardly think of her?

surgery and photoshop is there any hope for this thing sorry ment to say girl

O`Yeah! Good copy.

You look like those girls who aren't very good looking, but do hair or makeup so you think you're an authority on beauty. Gigantic nose, nicely shaped eyes. Really, there's not a whole lot to say about you. I gave you 2 stars.

Yvonne, please call me for a consultation. I can to wonders to that nose and make you look absolutely beautiful. Please call me.

well Yvonne looks like you've received plenty of constructive criticism

and Dr 90210 anyone capable of gripping a hammer could do wonders to that nose, you couldn't possibly make it any worse

its not just the nose dr needs to put a hammer to, her whole face needs a sledge hammer taken to it

Akuma - I would also like to fuck the girl in your picture. Then shit on her chest. It's my deal yo.

After I'm done with her, Yvonne will resubmit her pics and all of you will say she is a 5 out of 5. I would like to give her implants, but not very large ones, since it looks like she has a small frame. Yvonne, please call me. I have great payment plan options.

word

Come on...

No thank you.

So Yvonne I bet your going to marry some ugly mook. Have ugly grose sex & pop out ugly kids.

she looks naughty coz some guy has just picked her up for a tenner, the most shes ever earned

Pass.

A REAL beautiful woman would have taken care of her skin. Nice try tho.

....it's about time for my internet lover to make an appearance.....PAMMMMMMMMMMMM.....where areeee youuuuuuuuuuuu???

Um,

The Gingerbread Man called. He said Pinocchio needs his nose back now.

What's with this? "I’ve noticed some not-so-great posts from past BLOTD’s, so I just thought I’d give this a shot and see how it goes. Not really, they have kind of been slacking lately.." Sorry, but that's just not nice, so FU.

Also, if you would do this for a tank top, trust me, you'd have sex with an old dude for 3 mil.

Have a nice day.

"I’ve noticed some not-so-great posts from past BLOTD’s, so I just thought I’d give this a shot and see how it goes." so you basically thought you were gonna be an exception?

too tired to comment.............ok, maybe 1 word............ B*O*R*I*N*G!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, I'd shovel her sidewalk.

She seems full of herself. She's in desperate need of a nose job, dude. Other than that I like the way she dresses.

"She's a MAN, baby!"

“I’ve noticed some not-so-great posts from past BLOTD’s, so I just thought I’d give this a shot and see how it goes.”

yeeeahhh...that's a pretty dumbass thing to say. sorry, that just makes you more unattractive to the entire male race. have some humility please!

d55 - Great point...Hilarious.

Toucan Sam

3 stars? That seems pretty high for this girl who has a humongous honker and a bad attitude. Actually, I think she's pretty delusional. I give her 1 star for having a great imagination though.

It's all fun and games with that nose until somebody loses a fucking eye.

what a weirdo.....i've missed you today....what do you think about this bitch! and props to hallery for not being so goddamn nice today!

Kinda looks like a man with long hair..esp. on page 5

Who is that,AKUMA?Your girlfriend?

Akuma, Is that Deena? She's very, very pretty. I love her smile and her eyes.

HOLY SHIT......I've gotta start payin more attention to the pics cause this "bitch" really a fuckin man! aaaahhhhhhhhhhhh thanks for the heads up Pam

whats the purpose of page 3? i dont even see a slight bump that i could assume is an ass

You like? I will post more pix someday.

Whats with all of these beak-nosed chicks as of late?

Yeah,what did you think of AKUMA'S dreamgirl,Nate-D ?

bill oh my gosh i cant stop cracking up about your comment

wow.... i love my nose now

we have not riped her enough!!!!

ill rip u a new one - u need braces and a sex change

i think the dream girl is hott as hell! and your thoughts???

I so wanted to make fun of her if she was fat..damn.I would've said:(And I qoute from the Simpsons): Don't kid yourself.If a cow got the chance,she'd eat you and everyone you care about. :)

This bitch makes me feel bad for talkin shit to hallery for no reason, Hallery, i apologize from the bottom of my heart! You dont really need to kill yourself, but, this bitch does!....seriously it's a man

Nate, I have no plans of killing myself. When did you say that?

Ha ha. Yes, Nate, see? Don't rip on BLOTD's so hard now that you've seen what a really ugly one looks like today!

when i was being a dick when you did your post....that was all an act....i'm serious about this man!...... kill yourself, please.........and Pam, not this man the dreamgirl??? fat or not???

oh my, I didn't think there would be so many negative comments on this girl, I think she's definitely not ugly, eyes/lips/hair are pretty, I think better pics would save her, lol

Pam, you are hilarious
Phil - really, you don't dig this BLoTD?

Hey, Yvonne, may I ask how old are you, and are you tall?

Well,she's not an anorexic..She looks like a girl :) And I guess that's what you guys wan't instead of boney arses :)

Okay, Nate. I accept your apology. You can kiss my feet and leave money at my alter now. Ha ha. :-) Seriously though, I was never mad at you. I expected that and so much worse when I sent my pictures in and actually, I was pleasantly surprised with the overall comments which were overwhelmingly good, nice, and flattering.
As for this one, saying that stuff about former BLOTD's is really uncalled for and shows that she's ugly on the inside in my book.

Why,thank you,Leni!! Btw,Nate-D,did you find the dreamgirl fat??

well, i know why Leni asked...LOL

but no.

honestly, shes not UGLY, but her face skin looks STRETCHED over her skull, her chin is a tad to Reese Witherspoonish for me, cheekbones to pronounced, leaving the thinner jaw and reese-esc type chin looking like the lower half of her face is not really supposed to be with the upperhalfof her face.

yeah im being picky, but, like i said, i dont think shes UGLY, but, eh, not for me....

she resembles Catherine Keener IMHO.

i really like her cheeks

too much nose going on here. it's like your an enchanted wooden boy who could not help but lie. not ugly by anymeans though. but not for me...

I thought you were hot and had a cool looking angular face... that is until I saw your last picture, you look all puffy and shit.

@ #93

Yeah, the Bastardly shirt is fucking ugly. I hate brown. They should be white t-shirts if they were truly bastardly, what were they thinking?

cant do white.

white generally makes people look fatter than they are...

i still like the camo t shirt idea with "The Bastardly Army" across teh front

yvonne, i have one question for ya...is it hard for you to drink from a normal glass of water, i mean aren't you afraid you'll drown with that huge honker you got?

Excellent candidate for a Rhinoplasty!!

Yeah,the Bastardly T-shirt is shit brown and ugly,they should do a special one for the ladies,more feminine,and give those brown ones to the guys on here :)

Phil, white pumps up the hotness. I love a white tank on a rainy summer day. The fact that people are FAT usually makes them look FAT, colors generally don't hurt or help matter unless we're talking about the always slimming black.

Camo could be nice as well, sort of redneck but hey so am I. Get on it, Bastardly.

#105 Pam, your comment #73 just made me laugh so hard, you're so funny, u seem like my kind of girl, although I'm not skinny, lol

#106 Phil, I hear you, lol, just was sure you'd like Yvonne (pretty name by the way)

cant disagree, when your fat, your fat, VERY true...but wearing black hides it better.

im not FAT, but i wear black and it slims me down a little.

and AH, white for WOMEN, yes, who wouldnt like THAT? hot summer day...spraying her down with the hose, PRAYING she isnt wearing a bra....

hm....good times.....

haha,thanks Leni,you didn't like the other ones as much??

Holy SHAT! I can land an airplaine on that nose!

And by the way your answers suck!

Pam, I liked them all :)

Glad to hear!BTW,Yvonne,you'd be really pretty on that very first photo there,if your nose was smaller :)

Yo AKUMA, that chick you posted is fucking smoking hot dude!

My Dream Girl is UltraSkinnyGirl A.K.A Pamela :):):):) I love you Pam. (k)*Bisoux*(k)

jeez...I come back up front and this is what the BLOTD is lookin' like lately? Unfortunate. Your answers suck. Zero effort. Or is your personality as boring as all that?

Meh.

NO

Noreen, if you're somwhere on bastardly, please, apply for BLotD again!!!!!!!!! lol

why do polacks with big noses always think they're hot shit??

awesome name and you have really pretty eyes!
you shouldnt have submitted the last pic though, you dont look as pretty there, you look really different.

I think she's pretty, nose aside. Princess Diana didn't have a small nose.

side note : akuma you're a cute but average boring looking mexican girl. Dina is much prettier than you as far as blotd. sry. Dina looks more like a model - you look like a dumpy local waitress who is waaay too full of herself, sry.

Leni - you're alright, but you look to be about 43 years old? Your hair is really bad too, like a frizzy 80's perm. Ouch.

shes average

you can fuck a girl with that nose!

Fugly with that nose. You kind of get a "eastern European whore/stripper" feel from her.
Pass!

Ugh when i saw the first picture I thought "hey pretty girl" but it just goes to show you how much taking a picture of one side of your face then fucking sitting at home fucking with the brightness and contrast for a hour can do for a girl. First of all, this bitch is straight up FUGLY. Her face looks like she's either a man or 47-years-old. And I hate the way she talks, like fine you meet a boderline ugly chick who thinks too highly of herself cos she's willing to open her legs for anything with an insertable object attatched to it and guys tell her she's hot because they know she's a cheap fuck. And that pisses you off but you laugh at it and move on. But fuck if you're really THIS UGLY I have know idea where she would even have the nerve to talk like that. Her body's alright I guess, but I can't see much because these are your typical "let's hide shitloads" 10 year old myspace shots. And even then she looks like a dog. Plus she's got no tits... And for her record 99% of the former BLOTD are hotter than her... Yucky...

aja, I hear you, lol, agree bout the hair, people either love it or hate it, I take care of them to get rid of that frizz but you know, curly hair do whatever it want to do, lol, haha.
I don't mind your opinion, I know that not everyone is into curly hair, cheers : )

just so EVERYONE knows........Pam is MINE!........haha.....we've already discussed the issue!

leni, what kind of products do you use for your hair? i have curly hair as well but i always straighten it. and now im trying to grow it out and be myself ahahh. i think yours looks pretty good! i know how bad mine can look in the morning!

^^ Maria, I tried to straighten my hair just once and it looked really bad cuz my hair is thin and fraigle, it's really bad in the morning, lol, so I do need good products to tame the lion mane, lol. Shampoo + conditioner that work for me really well: Marc Anthony Strictly Curls shampoo and frizz sealing conditioner (needs to be rinsed well, yellow bottle). I blot wet hair with towel and when it's bout 40% dry I put a little of Pantene Pro-V Curl Shaper anti-frizz Creme (really good!). Cheaper shampoo that works great is Herbal Essences Totally Twisted for curles and waves (violet bottle). I avoid any products based on alcohol, like gels. For styling best is Marc Anthony Strictly Curls Curl Defining Lotion (yellow tube, lasts forever). If there are still flyaways, I use a tiny dab of any silk based hair wax. Hope it helped, but I guess different products work for different people, I tried a lot cheap and expensive stuff and most don't work at all : )

my hair is actually very thick.... and there is alot of but it got thinner from the damage.
i used to use john frieda frizz ease serum and that worked ok too. but thanks for the advice i will surely consider it )

@ #129 - lol Yes.

I like Leni's hair...it looks very healthy...and makes her look like a doll.

butter-nose

Man that NOSE!

looked good in the first picture... then it all went downhill! what a mug
should definitely consider a nose job, would do you a lot of good

so wrong.

Looks like an average Polack who has too high an opinion of herself.

Looking at the pictures, she's hiding a lot and she may have measels

Very Average, except for the "beak". She's bangable, but would be difficult to kiss.

Page 4 looks like your recieving oral sex and page five looks like somit off startrek, you look like a hampster holding nuts in your cheaks. I agree with the big fuck off nose comments, you need to photoshop your nose out completly next time

i like pics 1 & 2, and that's it.

i mean, of all the pics you have those are the best???? I just wasted 2mins of my life...

Got to love the French beak though.....

i really dont like this chick for some reason. i tihnk its the triangle nose

shes all nose

I like her. Nice eyes. Attractive. Looks to have a nice figure. The first few pics are the best though.

Am I right? I`m right! You know I am. Check it out.

Certainly got a naughty look in her eyes in pic 1

damn, even philip is saying pass to this and he has a big nose fetish....haha

Oh boy, here we go again, just another FUG. Rating: 1 out of 10. LOL @ #1!

d55

“I’ve noticed some not-so-great posts from past BLOTD’s, so I just thought I’d give this a shot and see how it goes.” so you basically thought you were gonna be an exception?

^^^
....and the survey says.......NOT!

I'm right here!!Was just out showing off my fabulous bones..hehe

Hi Nate,

Yes, I guess this site is turning me into a bastard!

@#59...ive said it once, ill say it again, im sorry i dont believe anyone that claims they wouldnt have sex with someone, ANYONE they were told to in return for 3 million, as long as they were disease free....unless they were indepently wealthy.

I wish, she is my DREAM girl. She`s Beautiful right!

Barely bangable.

That Bastardly T-shirt is not very hot....

so you didnt think she was fat???

Well,not like fat FAT,you know??Her arms look huge on page 5,though..but I guess that's because she´s a man :)

3 stars?????

a sure sign the world has gone fucking crazy

The pose on page 3 was totally uncalled for.

#125,is it my fabulous sense of humour??

1st pic you look like angie harmon, I think her name is?

seriously that is the biggest nose I have seen

Not really my type but far from ugly, very nice lips/smile, 7/10

Since reading all the comments i am trying to find somit i like about the pics, ill get back to u on that if i remember

Speaker of the truth - I actually don't care what you think of me and I cannot post my pics here although I considered that before - you can believe it or not it's because of my profession - that would be a disgrace if my bosses ever found out, and probably my freakin' jealous new husband would kill me. The thing that bothers me is your xenophobia. Apart form that, I don't give a crap.

Did everyone enjoy the eyecandy I posted. She`s the "HOTTEST GIRL IN THE WORLD!"

Yvonne is ugly. So I post a pic thats sher to brighten your day & garonted to give you the hornez

Ok, the nose aside, you have nice eyes, nice lips, and what appears to be a cute body.

very pretty

this chick is fukn HOT.......... my type of chick

Nice eyes.