Bastardly Fashion Rating: Heidi Klum @ 2008 Oscars



Sadly, this dress doesn't highlight any of Heidi's milfiliciously hot features: long legs, slender bod, and perfect mini-rack. Her body needs to permanently be in a short, tight dress.

From a slutty fashion standpoint, the Oscars are always a huge disappointment, so don't expect too much...

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She looks like a cat

Sunday, February 24th, 2008 @ 8:14pm
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man you guys re doing updates DURING the show?

shit, one of you guys shouldve went to the show and done red carpet detail...

anyways, thats cool.

im stuck watching a red flag condition at California Speedway.

and if anyone's wondering why Tom Cruise isnt at the Oscars....hes on top of Jimmie Johnson's pit box....Katie Holmes NO WHERE to be seen....

Sunday, February 24th, 2008 @ 8:22pm
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Heidi is the ultimate MILF. She's milfalicious, milfalovely, milftastic. Plus, she's got great cheekbones.

Sunday, February 24th, 2008 @ 8:38pm
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Hot lady

Sunday, February 24th, 2008 @ 8:48pm
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She doesn't look that hot to me. Maybe because she is not that young.

Sunday, February 24th, 2008 @ 8:58pm
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Lady in red..

Sunday, February 24th, 2008 @ 8:59pm
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IMO the dress design is good
But it would have been better in a green, blue, or purple.
{any color other than red}

Oh yeah, and Heidi is a total hottie, right down to the personality.

Sunday, February 24th, 2008 @ 9:06pm
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What she do, wrap a curtain round her? Awful.

Sunday, February 24th, 2008 @ 10:06pm
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average face, never liked it, never will.

Sunday, February 24th, 2008 @ 10:20pm
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She looks better without those stupid bangs, but she's still not hot. She's pretty with her mouth shut.

Sunday, February 24th, 2008 @ 10:25pm
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Funny you mention the security...I saw ads on Craigslist for security guards for the Oscars. They were paying $10 bucks an hour! Money well spent...

Sunday, February 24th, 2008 @ 10:31pm
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I'm actually kinda liking the dress on her. It's different and not in a bad way.

Her make up is a mess.

Monday, February 25th, 2008 @ 12:18am
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IS that the stupid red dress that someone can win?

Monday, February 25th, 2008 @ 12:35am
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heidi looks stunning as always however, i'm not feeling the make either

Monday, February 25th, 2008 @ 3:37am
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what happened to her breast? looks like she got a reduction or something...

Monday, February 25th, 2008 @ 9:55am
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BTW it's awesome that Bastardly is updating on SUNDAY. Woo!

Sunday, February 24th, 2008 @ 8:14pm
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ugly earrings, ugly dress, ugly make up...

Sunday, February 24th, 2008 @ 8:41pm
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haha,she was dressed like a cat on halloween!

Sunday, February 24th, 2008 @ 8:15pm
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