Bastardly Fashion Rating: Heidi Klum @ 2008 Oscars
Sunday, February 24th, 2008 early in the evening, before sex

Sadly, this dress doesn't highlight any of Heidi's milfiliciously hot features: long legs, slender bod, and perfect mini-rack. Her body needs to permanently be in a short, tight dress.
From a slutty fashion standpoint, the Oscars are always a huge disappointment, so don't expect too much...












She looks like a cat
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man you guys re doing updates DURING the show?
shit, one of you guys shouldve went to the show and done red carpet detail...
anyways, thats cool.
im stuck watching a red flag condition at California Speedway.
and if anyone's wondering why Tom Cruise isnt at the Oscars....hes on top of Jimmie Johnson's pit box....Katie Holmes NO WHERE to be seen....
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Heidi is the ultimate MILF. She's milfalicious, milfalovely, milftastic. Plus, she's got great cheekbones.
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Hot lady
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She doesn't look that hot to me. Maybe because she is not that young.
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Lady in red..
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IMO the dress design is good
But it would have been better in a green, blue, or purple.
{any color other than red}
Oh yeah, and Heidi is a total hottie, right down to the personality.
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What she do, wrap a curtain round her? Awful.
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average face, never liked it, never will.
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She looks better without those stupid bangs, but she's still not hot. She's pretty with her mouth shut.
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Funny you mention the security...I saw ads on Craigslist for security guards for the Oscars. They were paying $10 bucks an hour! Money well spent...
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I'm actually kinda liking the dress on her. It's different and not in a bad way.
Her make up is a mess.
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IS that the stupid red dress that someone can win?
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heidi looks stunning as always however, i'm not feeling the make either
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what happened to her breast? looks like she got a reduction or something...
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BTW it's awesome that Bastardly is updating on SUNDAY. Woo!
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ugly earrings, ugly dress, ugly make up...
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haha,she was dressed like a cat on halloween!
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