Demi Moore & Fam Look Like Circus Freaks; Bruce Willis Missing
Posted on Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 3:02pm by Moelicious

Not that any of you really give a shit, but Demi & Ashton might have Hepatitis A!
Doctors are urging Madonna, Demi Moore, Bruce Willis and Gwyneth Paltrow to have a hepatitis shot as soon as possible after it emerged a barman working at Ashton Kutcher's recent birthday party may have passed the liver disease onto them.
Kutcher celebrated his 30th birthday with a host of A-list stars at New York's Socialista club on February 7. [IOL]
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I doubt that Ashton would ever choose Rumor over Demi - who the fuck would...
What a fucking curse to have a chin like that!
Oh yea, and Ashton is so fucking hot still, look at his perfect gorgeous face!
I'm sorry but Rumer shoulda took the low key route and stayed out of the limelight completely. She is too ugly.
hey Traci...
Apparently Josh Hartnett.
hes rumered LOL... to be tapping that ass....
and thats SCARY, guy is an attractive guy, why would he be fucking Rocky Dennis is beyond me
that was a bad loss in the genetic super-lottery for her
I feel my stomach sick.
That Rumer(?) has got the be THE ABSO-FUGLIEST female stalking the planet!!
Rumer looks like she`s holding a pile of shit in her mouth
Phil - He's just doing that so that he can get into Demi's panties...
Rumer looks retarded. I don't mean to sound insensitive towards any retards, but she's goofy looking. Her head is way too huge for her body, and her face looks crooked.
When did Demi get this old and ugly? She used to look good and have a nice smile. Is she trying to look ugly so Rumer doesn't get upset? It must suck to be so ugly and have a beautiful mother.
And, Ashton is just adorable! Dumb, but adorable.
As long as Demi has such ugly daughters I dont Ashton will be pulling a Woody Allen.
think (I dont think he will pull a woody allen.
LMAO T....thatd be sad if he was....
does demi moore realize how ugly her daughter Rumer is.. Why would she subject the poor ol' ugly thing to the limelight, knowing she is going to be ridiculed?
Ashton just proves that you can take the boy out of Iowa, but you can't take Iowa out of the boy. Rumer is looking a little better, but yuck.
I worry about this poor girl though. I wonder if she realizes that people think she is so ugly.
Rumer is a name you would give to an ugly girl. How did they know she'd grow up to be one.
WTF is Ashton wearing, holy moly.
Demi Moore looks so old and messed up, dressed like a woman from the WWI times...her man is dressed like a funky pimp...and the daughter...dear god...someone, help her.
rumer has an action star jaw...give her a machine gun and some stubble...and it'd be an instant summer blockbuster...
Rumer looks like one of the fuckin' Tilly sisters. Maybe they donated an egg that Demi had an embryonic implant with. (Okay, now I've just started the newest Hollywood trash that will be on the cover of every freakin' shitbag magazine next week.)
hell no ashton is just not cute at all, i know many girls who dont think he is cute, actually i haven met a girl that finds him cute.
A mess. SMH.
Ashton's the prettiest chick out of these three.
I would've thought she was a fat girl if I didn't see her from the neck down. Her eye, nose and mouth are too close together.
from WWI*
potato head really should stay indoors.
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