Christina Ricci @ "Penelope" Premiere in L.A.
Posted on Thursday, February 21st, 2008 @ 3:16pm by Moelicious

This flick is for all you chicks who think God fucked up your nose...
Penelope movie synopsis:
Generations ago, a witch placed a curse on the Wilhern family that would result in the next girl being born into the clan having a porcine (pig) snout -- and now young Penelope (Christina Ricci) has fallen victim to the vengeful hag's unsightly grudge. When tabloid reporter Lemon (Peter Dinklage) runs a misleadingly frightening photograph of the kind-hearted Penelope, her parents, Jessica (Catherine O'Hara) and Franklin (Richard E. Grant), lock the girl away in a sprawling mansion. Though it is said that the curse can be lifted if a man of Penelope's status takes her hand in marriage, every man who lays eyes on the girl takes flight at first sight, never to return -- until the arrival of Max, that is. An unrepentant gambler with a heavy heart and an ulterior motive for meeting Penelope, Max is unexpectedly caught off guard by the pig-nosed girl's disarming charm, and suddenly flees before having carried out his nefarious plan. Now determined to throw caution to the wind and explore the world on her own terms, Penelope makes the acquaintance of independent-minded delivery girl Annie (Reese Witherspoon), who quickly agrees to join her newfound friend on the ultimate journey of self-discovery. [Wiki]
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Bad tat? Too kind. Hideous Ink is more like it, but she'll always have a place in my heart for her role in Buffalo '66.
fugly
She USED to be hot when she was younger. She has been on that Hollywood diet for several years now and I can't stand that. She's too skinny now and it makes her look funny.
A tit tattoo is always a sign of class.
I'd suck the lint out of her belly-button.
She peaked during Buffalo '66.
/would still hit it
She's finally doing the bangs thing, which is good, because she has a huge forehead.
Let that bird fly free!
I loved her curves in Buffalo 66, but she also looks great now.
She looked good except for the close up face shot.
ricci is HOT
She looked hot on Leno last night! I was envious of the monkey that grabbed her boob during the filming! Lucky litte simian Bastard!
I have and will always like this woman, she is fine!
Love the dress!
Moon-face. meh.
She is very, very hot! Wow!
Nasty tat, seems old, but I still find she can make a man happy.
she has a tomato head
It's a shame she desecrated a great rack.
she's gorgeous
i fucking love ricci.shes skinny and gorgeous and she always looks so precious and dainty.she looks so beautiful here
COME ON stop with the damn tattoos they are fucking ugly those things should not be on hot chicks damn it just on white trash ,stupid girls tats never look good
I think she looks pretty good here.
she looks great here
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