Bastardly MILF Matchup: Salma Hayek vs Josie Maran
Posted on Thursday, February 21st, 2008 @ 4:04pm by Moelicious

Both sets of pics were snapped @ Global Green USA's 5th Annual Pre-Oscar Party

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Both real tasty, but i'll take salma
Salma's gotten hotter as time has past, Josie has fallen off quite a bit. Still, I chose Josie because my inner racist says all Latin chicks are fun in public, but are terrible husband-beaters within the privacy of the home.
I've always found Salma kind of butta... these pictures definitely don't change that.
I pick Selma why? Well, that's because she's got big jugs. I mean her boobs are huge. I mean, I wanna squeeze 'em. Mama!
jOSIE HAS BEAUTIFUL EYES OF GOLD BUT SO JOSIE IT IS, FORGET MILK FILLED LUMPS OF SAGG
I`d take Selma. She`s 1 H0T TACO!!!!!!
Josie.
Josie looks like the type of woman who would be glad to screw you when you wanted and where you wanted because she is nice. Selma has the tits, but she doesn't look accomodating. Josie all the way.
josie.
How can Josie not be winning yet? It's not even close.
josie maran in that picture looks like Linda Cardellini's much uglier older sister
Shit... I want them both. But if I have to take just one, I go with Josie. She has a little bit better figure, nicer hair and is generally easier on the eyes
salma is older than josie though- and salma has that latino fire thing goin on , she doesnt need to put on provocative faces or pose stupidly to be hot,
she just is . its that thing about latin women wich white women cant beat,its the natural sex appeal
There is no loser here, both are gorgeous! I would like to be the sock in that panty drawer!
Josie is hotter.
they are about the same to me, both are beautiful.
yes jugger, that might be true, but some white women and black women beat their husbands up to.
i mean guys are retarded for letting that happen, my boyfriends lets me beat hit up and he is way stronger and taller than me, its his fault. he can stop me or break my neck so easily but he doesnt do it, so guys are pussies.
Pfffttt this shit isnt even a fair contest. Selma destroys that other hoe. Next.
Josie owns Selma.
josie is dumb and boring.
salma is hotter. older yet hotter!
wtf... it's SALMA not selma people
come on; of course, it is josie...salma is a thick midget with a square head...and big tits...she is like a ball...and those nasty, yellowish, grayish teeth dont help, either
Ill go lesbian for Salma
Josie's got a fucking moustache! Ew!
Salma has a gorgeous and rare face..the other girls isn't half as hot as Salma.
Salma is the perfect woman. Josie Maran... Hmmmm... Beautiful, but I don't know her. Who is Josie Maran?
Yeah,it's not Patty and Salma....
Josie owns selma for free in teh looks department.
can we get some REAL HOT Milfs!!!!!!!!!!
sorry but josie all the way. how the fuck is salma ahead in this thing. bullshit.
josie- soft features
salma- sailors jaw.
come on man!!!
Salma is the most awesome woman ever.
I can't believe Josie is losing. She's so much prettier than Salma!
At least josie looks like a girl. Salma Hayek has a big Popeye jaw Sorry but I dont see anything hot about her.
How is Josie a MILF? She's not even 30 yet.
Stone - A MILF is a mother I'd like to fuck therefore there are no age requirements except she has had to have given birth to a child.
Salma looks better than ever and Josie hit the wall years ago. Salma is 41 and just had a bady a couple of months ago and Josie is 29. It's sad that a 41 year old woman crushes a chick 29 years old.
^^ indeed
josie is cute but salma is in a whole different league. salma is straight up sexy
It's hard to pass up on Salma's boobs, but I think Josie looks prettier. And I don't think she even put much effort into looking good before these pics were taken.
josie maran is a mom? i thought she was a lesbian?????? WHERE DID I GO WRONG?
OK, are you guys on fuxking mars?! JOSIE IS SO FUXORING AWESOME!!
Match her up with ANYONE and it's game over.
can't we all get along and have a threesome
Salma all the way. She's gorgeous!
They both need some crest whitening strips
Right now on my top ten I have Kate Beckinsale as my #1 and Salma #2, but after seeing these pics of Salma, she is going back to my #1. I have NEVER seen her look better. She is the hottest woman in the world right now and I dare anyone to say there is someone hotter.
Josie looks REALLY good too!
Are Salma's boobs natural??
is this a joke? Josie wins by a longshot.
Josie all the way. Though I like Salma.
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