Vanessa Hudgens Sex Tape (Not Really)... Coming Soon!!!
Wednesday, February 20th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch
Vanessa Hudgens Sex Tape Taken On Cell Phone
According to reports, a Vanessa Hudgens sex tape has surfaced. Sources say the 45 second video was taken on a cell phone. Hudgens is shown sitting under a Christmas tree wearing only a red Santa hat and red thong decorated with mistletoe.
“I want Santa to come up my chimney because I've been a good little girl this year,†Hudgens says.
Source
The headlines you'll read will say "sextape" but how can what is described above be considered a sextape? Shouldn't there be some actual sex involved in a sextape? She's not even completely naked! Maybe if above went something like this then it'd be a bit more cause for commotion:
"Hudgens is shown sitting under a Christmas tree wearing only a red Santa hat and red thong decorated with mistletoe... after which Zac Efron, dressed as Santa Claus, comes into view and proceeds to turn Vanessa around as she bends over touching her toes while he takes her from behind... in the butt."
Nonetheless I'm interested to see more scandalous material of Vanessa Hudgens. Remember there's always the naked picture of her for masturbation purposes if when this 45 second clip surfaces is simply not enough.
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I doubt it's true...
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How I would love to eat this extremely cute lil dirrrty-ass Disney trick into some major pretty-eyes-rolling-in-the-back-of-her-head, toe-cramp-catching, Cytherea-squirt-inducing comas...And that's all BEFORE I lay that pipe down correctly in all those (not so) secret & special places of hers..,
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I'd come up your chimney, Hudgie!
Logically, it's only a matter of time until we get a sex tape. Her flashing her bush to the world was only the beginning. She's a bit of a slut.
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LOL i love the description of the video.
id come up her chimney, and if i grew my beard out, id LOOK like santa...but, when has Vanessa EVER been a good girl? LOL
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lol. i'll cum down your little chimney, all right. play and with my penis, and i'll spank your little buttocks and ake you lick rihanna's t-what.
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my dick is jealous of the ice-cream. it is also jealous of her cell-phone on page 4. i too would cum ... oops. i mean, come up her chimney. and anwhere else she would have me cum... damn it!!! i mean "come"
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I get the feeling that she is a sex addict or something. GOtta love it when these hot young chicks like to take the schlong hard and deep. Its great to be an american.
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I can't believe this talentless, half-breed has a better career than I do. I leak the pictures, which I thought would ruin her career, and it turns out that it made her career better. I hope you die Vanessa! Do you guys really think my nose looks worse now?
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Are here only perverts and creepos who comment?!
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She's cute. But it would be a 'smut clip' more than anything else.
Also.....
Celebs: Stop Recording Your Business!
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meh.
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I thought Ashley Tisdale had the better career. Only perverted men seem to like Vanessa now.
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I had the better career until I released the pics. She is the face of Neutrogena and probably has a 7 figure contract with them. I'm still suck on that stupid show "The Suite Life" with those two trolls who headline the show!
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when i see it i'll believe it
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Ashley = cute
The Hudgie = slutty
Both (preferably eating each other out) = great
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#15 - There is a better chance I would win an Oscar than that happening, but I've always thought of doing that with Amanda Bynes.....
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Blech.
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Ashley is ugly. Vanessa is so cute and pretty.
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#9
Yeah, I think thats about it, now, anymore questions?
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Let's hope she learned how to shave or get it waxed this time. I smell a Dislutney publicity stunt.
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i thought ashley tisdale stopped going on that show???
and she is a very talented singer
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not fucking hot at all, average
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I love her sexy pinoy taco.
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i got a boner at work from this.
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Hey Ashley Tisdale (#16), if you really want to revive your career, get together with Vanessa and leak a lesbian sex tape with the two of you doing all sorts of fun stuff to each other. That would make you an instant star and give us perverts something to jack to.
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8, 13, 16....will you marry me....LMAO
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what a sexy little slut...i get the feeling she'd have to shave that bush daily...to avoid stubble...
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#26 Sorry, but I don't take career advice from a man who calls himself "Hugh G Rection."
#27 It depends, how big is your package?
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LMAO....trust me...i make up for my lack of size with the fact ill be MORE than happy to eat your vagina, any place, any time....and im REALLY good at it....
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Your proposal sounds great, but I don't like the sound of Mrs. Ashley McCracken. LOL
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no problem, i have NO ISSUE being known as Mr Ashley Tisdale if it means i get to put my tongue in your no-no spot whenever i choose....
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So Mr. McCracken do you think I'm hotter than Vanessa? Be honest!
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uh...yeah Ashley is a UNIVERSE hotter than Vanessa....
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Where is your hand right now?
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left on the keyboard, right on the mouse...where else would they be?
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^^ the best convo i've seen on this site in a while, lmao.
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makes me wanna puke, stop posting her pics
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cmon now Loki, i was dreaming about having a convo with Ashley, and it is happening!!!
LMAO
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Love this thread! Good stuff!
And #9(Lili)? Why of course that's all that comments here! Do you think we are all here to comment on the Presidential primaries or creationism vs evolution?
HELL NO!
And damn, Vanessa is hot.....I can smell her naughty-naughty from here and damn if she isn't in heat! HIT IT! NOW!!!
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Might be the real deal, because back when there was that fuzz about the nacked pics, there was already some talk of the "Santa" video.
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She's pretty and ugly at the same time. Can't put my finger on it, but she looks strange for some reason.
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u know what? it doesnt matter if that video is real or not, just the description of it, and thinking about her doing it is kinda enough imagery LOL
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I'd hit it without condoms.
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she looks so cute!!!!!!
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McCracken - I read that Hillary Duff was your favorite woman. Please, that bitch would be such a lame fuck and you know it.
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LMAO never said i was INTO Hilary Duff....said shes my favorite celebrity. theres a difference.
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She's your favorite celeb, but your NOT into her??? You have issues!
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yeah, lol, its like, Brett Farveis my fav football player, but im not INTO him....Sylvia Plath is my fav writer but im not INTO her....
Hilary just seems kick ass, and nice....so shes my fav celebrity.
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Vanessa is so fucking hot!
assley is really ugly.....she's a buttaface.
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as much as i hate to break up the Ashley- Phillip discussion. this sex tape rumor has been debunked. however, i'm sure we'll see some naughty "zanessa" content some day.
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wow! for all the guys out there sayin all dat nasty stuff i got 1 word for yea pervers yea nasty you are gross i no vanessa i pretty but doesnt mean you need to sat dat yea nasties
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Yes I think your nose looks worse and for sex craving guys, you definately made her carreer better!!!
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oh snap son, i'm back and on crack baby, just watch me go, i'm fast as fuck
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^lolz! This is one of the more 'quality' bastardly threads / thread of the week.
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Hey Ashley Would you date a 20
year old?
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pic 3 shows how short she actually is
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