Bastardly Lady of the Day - Emily
Wednesday, February 20th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Jackson

Emily writes:
What's going on, my favorite vicious gossip blog readers?! My name is EMILY-just another southern belle (with a spicy cajun mix). Go ahead and have your way with me >;o)
Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Megan Fox, definitely. She can have her way with me ANYtime!
Do you like your boobs?
I think they're lovely but I'm definitely not opposed to some cosmetic work someday [i.e. birthing children/old age etc]
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
....there's a lot of hot grandpas out there (?) yes.
Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
Ha yes, and at CHURCH camp no less (Jennifer Love Hewitt, in her Can't Hardly Wait days haha)
Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
I really haven't memorized any of these ladies by name...I'm here for the celeb bashing!
What makes you Bastardly?
I'm like a tomboy sorority girl: girly style with an easy-going attitude like a guy. So we can go to a fancy dinner one night and then get down and dirty/hot and sweaty the next day! :*o)
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she's better than the half the others, i would beat out the frame
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^^ typo sorry bout that
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Papa likes.
Some of the pics are a little too professional looking. Ladies just natural pics, no pics that look like they were done by a photographer or at a studio!
But she looks hot for the most part. She's hot but still has like a girl next door kinda charm, and that's very very sexy. She's definitely one of the better BLOD's I've seen.
Cute kitty too.
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OUCH!
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She's OK, I suppose.
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Four stars. Good answers. Darn straight, Megan Fox! Decent face and body. Definitely got some tools in the tool belt there, so good for you. A good collection of clear pictures. And, by the way, you look better in your candids than you do in those posed, wannabe-professional pictures.
I had to deduct 1 star for the cut off jean shorts. Tacky, tacky, and unsexy. Lots of better booty-short choices out there. Further more, if you MUST wear them, at least wash them once so the edges get frayed.
You didn't send a picture of your back side, so I didn't deduct a point for the tramp-stamp, even though I'm 93.5% sure that you have one. Innocent until proven guilty, I guess.
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4 stars from me btw.
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You have a GREAT body! Do you work out a lot? I am not crazy about the amount of black eyeliner you are wearing or what you are doing to your brows. You should try letting them grow a bit because they make your face look a bit hard as is. Overall, though very good and that kitten in your first pic is adorable!
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Jugger is absolutely correct....the jean shorts are terrible.
You have the same teeth as Adriana Lima, but I would not consider that a bad thing..but some people would.
I like the last picture the best, because you look sweet and innocent, but have a devilish smile. Oh and the perfect amount of cleavage.
I really like what I see.
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Nice body. Not the type of face I'm attracted too. Very cute kitten on page 1.
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MAN, some of you are being pretty harsh!! Face it, only about 1% of the folks responding here have a girlfriend with a banging bod like Emily. Emily, don't listen to the haters...nitpicky about the slightest imperfection. I would kill to have abs like yours!
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The jean shorts are a little tacky in that 80's video girl sort of way, but I'll give her a pass since I like her.
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Looks slutty, can't feel the face but the body looks good, and also well shaven on page 3, I would hit it repeatedly before going to the next.
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Your pretty I guess. A little vanilla mayonnaise.
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you are very pretty and in shape etc etc just 2 comments
1. let your eyebrows grow back again
2. the belly button piercing is unnecessary
your make up looks good, very natural
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Your okay, nothing special or stunning, average girl with a better body. But why the fuck take pictures with your cat? So sick of bitches that do this, does it make you look hotter, NO, just stupid as fuck.
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I think she looks rather hot. She's definately not bad at all. I see her more like the hot chick next door type - that you'd like to get in the sack. Looks like they saved the best for "Hump Day"..... speaking of hump.... Yup, I lay this one down for sure - best one this week bar none.
And thats the bottom line..................
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Best i have seen in a while, but stop messing with your eyebrows
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Very attractive. Great physique. Good answers too.
Cool.
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Oww!!You're hot :)
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Oh my lord....
Finally a really really good looking woman!!
Thank you Emily.
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Meh.
/2**'s
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Why do I have a feeling that the person who just posted as Miss Em is the same asshole who pretended to be me last week? Some of you bastards just can't stand the thought of anyone getting five stars, can you?
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i liked her until i saw the cheap soft core porno pics
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Oh, what a coincidence that you would show up right at this moment, Nate D.
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Applause on the bod. 4 stars!
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Not bad, could use a better shot of the booty, little bit of Lima teeth going on, though I really like Lima.
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"get down and dirty/hot and sweaty the next day! :*o)" Why can't WE just do that EVERYDAY!!!!!!!!!!! oh yeah!!!! FINALLY a BLOTD that's worthy.....and it's HUMPDAY!!!!!!
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p.s. 4 stars............the creepy hand lost you a star!!!!
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I would stick it in your pooter...hotness
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OH yes, she's a hottie. But all things being equal, I prefer my 20-somethings to be less used up. This one may have been tapped a few times too many.
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That's nice,mr.Jinx..but I agree about the eyebrows.Those are not "in" at the moment. They have to be natural.
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face 7/10 body 5/10
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your body is really hot, i think it's the best body I've seen in a blotd
you're cute, but your eyebrows are awful, they need shape and definition
your teeth are a little crocked, you should use braces, talk to your dentist
4 stars
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Why do all these women photoshop themselves? Nice body - but why photo shop you legs on page two and your face on page six?
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jaysus!!! the best blotd for months, the bar has been raised, its gona take someone real special to top her, 4 stars all the way
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I noticed the photoshop too..
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your face is rather mannish...still you have some sexy poses though...
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Emily you look great, brush these haterz off your shoulder girl!
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Phil - its the photoshop... makes the face look a bit unnatural...
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THESE TEETH!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK?? that's definitely a turn off. the body is nice, the face..meh, nothing special whatsoever. however, you are not as hot as you probably think you are...
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Hey Hallery how are you, and yes i know....good timing right???
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I am good, thanks. You should only post under your own name though, dude.
Also, I wanted to add that I see a bit of Eva Longoria in the last pic.
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Dude! 5 fucking star. Good answers, and she looks awesome bro!!!!!! Definitely one of the top BLOD ever. Like top 5 easy.
The Douche approves!!!
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I'd make babies with her.
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I know this sounds sick..but I wish I was a dude so I could bang this chick!!
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Though not the prettiest girl. She seems to capture the essence of BLOTD. The slutty poses in some of her pictures helps. She sent in a nice array of shots. I especially like the one with the guy's hand on her ass. Here buck teeth sort of frighten me, but I'd still let her buy me a drink. Well done!
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i really am only posting under this name..........who else did you think i was.....oh i get it...no i didn't post as you or her...fuck that i wouldn't have posted as you and took up for you......thats gay....not me....maybe it's ace.....i dont know
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Also wanted to mention...In some shots she like the first and last she looks like an all American white girl, but in the slutty photos her face looks Mexican.
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Very nice! Love pic 3, clearly no thighbrows.
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you have the ugliest eyebrows EVER. Your face is busted but from what I can see, you have a nice body with a defined waist and all.
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ok, it is definitely your eyebrows that make your face look busted...it is not because they are pencil thin but they are short, has a nasty shape to them and are digging into your eyes...you gotta get those fixed asap!!!
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FINALLY....a hot girl, good pics, no fake pouting or awkward posing. Me likee.
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Sort your eyebrows out woman.
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10 stars............... dude, i'd tap it on her forehead EVERY day
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Emily... Will you Marry me? I'm finish my MBA at U of T. I'm 23 good looking. lol
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Okay, this is great because you give me so much to address, in a good way...
I think you have a very nice body. Your body is your strength, physically. It's sexy but natural, and you don't look anorexic. The people who say you have an average white girl body, are just trying really hard to be critical, in my opinion. It's not the best body I've ever seen but you're very close to perfecting it. Your body looks the best in your second picture, on page one. I like how your waist looks small, your boobs look good, and your thighs are firm and shapely, without being scrawny. Your butt looks good on the second page. In some pictures, your stomach looks slightly poochy, but you're really within range of a perfect, taut stomach.
I didn't know Southern Belles could be so ethnic looking, and I think the fact that you look ethnic is interesting. That being said, I'm not a huge fan of your face. You're in no way unattractive (I actually think you're cute in an exotic girl-next-door kind of way and I'm sure that lots of guys find you attractive. It's just that, as probably know as a girl, we have slightly different standards of because because we aren't thinking with our penises), but I think you look a little hard in the face. Could be the combo of a little too much tanning and over-plucking of those brows. But maybe I'm not one to talk since most people hated my brows when I was a BLOTD and thought they were too thick. So maybe I'm biased. Not that you need thick brows, but just a little growing out would be good. Your nose is a little shapeless and slightly bulbous at the tip, but I don't think you need a nose job. Maybe a little bit of contour. I think you have pretty eyes (but don't make them up properly) and lips. I actually think your teeth are cute. I have a sister with teeth like yours and while I have to say that she is much more beautiful, she's able to model with her teeth and people love it. Your teeth are just unique enough, without being freakish. I wouldn't do anything to them. Oh, but your and your attempts at being sexy are cheesy.
I voted you a 3 out of 5.
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4 stars? u guys r fucking crazy
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87,
you only gave her 3 stars for all that typing haha
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Yeah.Go on plastic surgery to fix that rough face,fix you teeth,for god sake,and go on an exteme diet.Than you won't need to photoshop your pictures.
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Lots going for you but GET THOSE TEETH FIXED ASAP.
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WTF!!!!!! dina...dina....dina.....are you FUCKIN' CRAZY!!!!!!! The only one CHEESY here is YOU..........."I have a sister with teeth like yours and while I have to say that she is much more beautiful" get the FUCK OTTA HERE!!!!!!!!! 3 out of 5 ......all that typing .......probably took you a good hour or two to think that shit up!!!!!!!!!!!!
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just kidding........
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She has baby teeth.
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@#87....glad to see someone took my advice from yesterday Woo Who!!!!
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Nice pussy.
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LOL, i cant believe it took 96 comments for someone to say that....
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is this a tranny?
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lol..yeah,maybe..she has that look over her like X-tina..
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Nothin' wrong with that! Definitely one of the hotter BLOTD's lately.
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hey guys! this is actually the REAL emily (i swear haha). just wanted to say thanks to all the comments, good AND critical (but not bad...there's a difference). i agree, i've gone through some "skinny-brow" syndrome in the past. what can i say? it was in at SOME point...ok i'm just making up excuses haha. as for my TEETH...sigh. i had braces way back when but i lost my retainer a month after i got it :o(. this college student cant afford a new grill right now but ONE DAY!
oh, and i would definitely like to point out that i am not in a sororiety. that whole sororiety/tomboy phrase meant i love fashion and dressing girly but i have mostly guy friends and a more guy-like sense of humor.
...now, back to your opinions. i like my pussy too! his name is tim, but we gave him away. i have 4 others though. :o)
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I don't have time to critique this hoe, but the body is pretty enviable. I give you a 3.
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I don't like her but I love her kitten. How cute.
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she isn't the best, but she is pretty... dont like the eyebrows and slutiness..
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Get a sense of fashion- your current one is tragically, tragically flawed...
Eh... nice body- face is not bad, not over the top great, but the clothes... holy fucking shit- the clothes are so wrong.
I've already suffered through the late 70's and the 80's once for fuck's sake.
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"i like my pussy too! his name is tim, but we gave him away. i have 4 others though. :o)"
...couldnt help but find that comment funny
looks like shes slightly witty too....
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The eyebrows suck, the pierced nose and belly button are so out of style. But I've seen worse teeth I guess. I'd hit it if I was up for some strange.
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ha well why don't you tell those "unstrange" girls that you're "hitting" to post their pics up here for the world to see.
considering i'm in bikinis in 70% of these pics the only way i can see my style as "70's/80's" is by the cutoff shorts pic. dude, it was a costume! i dont dress that way every day haha.
although...that WOULD fit with that whole southern belle stereotype i talked about. yeehaw! ;o)
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oh, just curious, but has any BLOD ever gotten 5 stars? if so, post the link. i wanna see that hot bitch!
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you're really pretty! you scared me with the whole sorority thing! One of the best BLOTDs I've seen! (They bitch if you're not showing enough skin, and when you do they call you a slut.. lame!) I think you're great!
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babygirl done put in wooork...she deserves a notch of cred.
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wow, my eyes are going fucking string... ouch hot!
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wtf, theses magazines are 1 year old as 2007, not 2008!!!!!!!! WTF
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sorry for double post.... shes fucking string hot! she blows me off as a wind
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Awww, don't take it so personally. I"m just used to SoCal quality.
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92, shut the fuck up. You haven't seen my sister, alright? She models in Asia since she's only 5'6" and she really is drop dead gorgeous. She's much more beautiful than I am, and literally has a body like a Victoria's Secret/SI model, except she isn't 5'11". I don't need to go on about it because I have nothing to prove. And yeah, sorry if I think that pulling down your bikini bottoms and wearing ill-fitting cut-off is cheesy. It's a fucking opinion, you ignorant piece of shit. And actually, that shit took me about five minutes to write, while I was downing a bottle of water at work. God, some of you people make me sick.
And Emily, I hope that I didn't offend you.
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no worries dina! i think we all need a round of 7&7's
i swear, as long as i've been coming to this site (every day for almost 2 yrs now) i dont think i've posted more than twice until now. there seems to be a cool stable community here. i think i'll be posting more often!
yea, that pink bikini bottom-pulling thing is pretty cheesy. i just liked the color of my hair in that one to be honest lol
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oh my fuck. you hot little vixen. you deserve some sex, baby.
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Every picture is hot, especially #3.
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i've had that thing [belly button piercing] for 3 1/2 yrs now. i thought about taking it out but i've just gotten so used to the way it looks that i feel strange w/o it. i dont have my nose piercing anymore. i accidently ripped it out a couple of months ago (ouch!).
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not bad. doable cose slutty. missing any allure.
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Hot!
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She is hot.
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Hey Em, I'd love to do some belly button shots offa you. Maybe some Green Apple vodka lower too.
Dina - nice pics. You are cute & nice bod. Get your sis to post for us too please.
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Her teeth are great for a Southern girl,teeth are usually optional down south.
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yawn*
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okay okay. i retract that statement. (it was based on the first pic) upon further investigation i see you have a body worth it's weight in gold. ow! i'ma give you 4 stars for that alone.
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This one is a keeper. Very nice.
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What? You have FOUR pussies??!!
That ought to be worth and extra star.
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The face looks kinda manly. Rating: 1 out of 10
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128, I asked my sister to do it around the time I did, but she's not into it. Not really her style. She's not into showing herself off, looks wise, and just models for the money, not to make herself feel good. I'll see if I can work something out in the future though. :-)
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Rasheed's gay, we all know that.
The girl's pretty and has a good personality. That's a 10 for sure. I noticed the tan line on Page 3, you should tan naked.
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Got a great body but face is rank. Guess that classifies her in the butterface category. Sounds like she's stuck-up, but in a boring "I'm too snooty for you" kind of way, instead the usually trashy "I'm a bigger slut and way hotter than you" way.
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hot body. Leave ur eyebrows alone they look awful. Face is ok - i like ur teeth even though theyre not straight. theyre attractive.
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decent body. nasty face.
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Dina - TYVM
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Humpable.
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i HATE your eyebrows, but other than that, youre very pretty and seem nice. 4 stars from me.
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what's kind of sad about a lot of these BLTOTDs are that more and more have glamour shots of themselves in their underwear. you're not going to make it as an underwear model or any other sort of model. you're cute but not pretty, okay body but nothing to write home about, and what's worse is you're in a sorority. put your clothes back on an do something useful with yourself.
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didn´t i see you at the bunny ranch line-up????????????....
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I like her answers too.
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Lose the trying to be edgy "I can be a slut" act. You look ridiculous. Unless you want to suck dicks professionally, try acting classy if you want to get noticed.
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I'll second that, Speaker of Truth. Words of wisdom, indeed.
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PAGE THREE GIVES ME A BONER
YOU HAVE A HOT BODY EMILY
GET FUCKED
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how could such small boobs be so saggy? Like amy winehouse. skinny saggy tits?? how??
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Propably the hottest BLOTD so far this year. But it's difficult to make a fair judgement as there are no pictures of her ass.
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Emily, Can I lick your pussy, fuck your butt, and cum all over those perky boobs!? You're a whore in the making, so we'll consider it practice...
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Yes, you are hot. Now I'm gonna go hang myself.
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Yeah I'm sure none of you virgins would turn me away if I was trying to get on you. Instead of posting BS messages, go shave your back hair and settle in for a long night of gaming.....woo hoo!!!!
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5*'s! everyone else sucks compared to you!~
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I actually liked her after her answers and first couple candid pics...then it got sort of low-budget photoshoot, and just tacky. I bet the guys will like her, though.
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well i give extra bonus points for the kitty!
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shes attractive, but theres something odd about her face, cant put my finger on it, but, something just off that keeps me from being attracted to her or getting excited.
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Major slut but ok looking..could benefit from bigger boobs though.
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Yous a ho
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Emily, ive been here for a long ass time, and i dont think ive EVER seen a BLOTD get 5 stars....
personally, the HOTTEST was this girl Michelle, but i have weird taste...
but, prolly the generally overall best looking, while my 2nd fav, IMHO is Leni who posts around here alot.
and she only got 3 stars somehow...
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now that i think about it; -1 for the belly button piercing... hate that fucking shit. still hot as fuck though.
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she is pretty i would give her 3 stars
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I liked your answers, seemed not to be trying too hard. And your physique as well. I have a feeling you're gonna do well today.
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I would bend this chick over the check out counter at the local Supermarket.
Plus I like the answers she gave.
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"I’m like a tomboy sorority girl: girly style with an easy-going attitude like a guy. So we can go to a fancy dinner one night and then get down and dirty/hot and sweaty the next day! :*o)"
When a woman says this, I know immediately that she is a stuckup princess who is in no way a tomboy. Generic, desperate answer.
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Oh yeah, your eyebrows suck.
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Not bad. Cute little body. Pictures are rather cheesy. Hire your boyfriend to take such class act pictures?
Too much tanning is going to lead you into my dermatology office in 10 years. Thank goodness I am naturally tan.
Nose ring doesn't go well with my impression of you. Overall, not bad.
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Very tight little package, I love the near pornographic pics. I notice the ladies are not very vocal on this one,nice.
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#54 "creepy hand"...quit talkin bout me that way my hands not creepy all you haters
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What's not to like about a BLOTD that shows us her pussy in the first pic?
Emily, you're cute, nice body, great legs, seem down-to-earth with your answers.
4 stars from me.
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Average white girl body. Nothing special. you've seen one you've seen them all. Face is ok. Definetely bangable, but wouldn't break my neck trying to get some. Professional shots suck, you either go all out or stick to candids. 3.43 Stars
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LZ, doesn't picture 2 count as an "ass" picture?
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face is not my thing but she's not ugly, nice boobies ; ) *** from me
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i'd tap it on her forehead. why do all these chix look like they're from jersey? i've done worse tho.
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Very pretty eyes and the uniqueness of your teeth really set your smiling, non-sunglass wearing photos apart. The last photo is the perfect example....I find that sexier and far more classy than photo #3....Although I'm not complaining...You are gorgeous all the way around.....Just wish would smile more.....You kind of remind me of a SoCal model named Mercedes Terrell.
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Some exotic beauty here.Smokin hot bod and the face is cute,too.I like very much.
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Nice body but that's about it.
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this bitch is UGLY. 1 star.
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haha oh mmk...
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Best BLOTD I've seen...very hot.
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