Bastardly Fashion Rating: Patricia Velasquez @ The L Word Party
Wednesday, February 20th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

And the Wiki says...
Patricia Carola Velásquez Semprún (born January 31, 1971) is a Venezuelan actress and fashion model.
In 1997 she studied acting in Los Angeles and New York.[4] In 1998, she paced down runways in ready-to-wear fashion shows for designers such as Antonio Berardi, Bella Freud, Corinne Cobson, Claude Montana, and Dolce & Gabbana. As for print advertising, Velásquez appeared in ads for Chanel's Allure, Roberto Verino's Verino fragrance, as well as Victoria's Secret. Early in her modeling career, she appeared in several issues of the annual Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. This led to a large number of further modeling engagements, which ultimately culminated in her being ranked #45 on the Maxim Hot 100 Women of 2001[5] and #16 in Stuff Magazine's "102 Sexiest Women in the World" poll in 2002. She is one of the highest-paid and most accomplished Hispanic models in history.[citation needed] Now a L'Oréal model, she competed in the 1989 Miss Venezuela pageant representing Peninsula Goajira, placing seventh. [Wiki]

























MILF potential, but you can tell she's gonna age really fast.
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I like.....I like to see more of course.
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@ 1. She's already aging really fast.
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The face is busted with a terrible nose.
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Haven't seen her around for a while, and I'm glad to see her now.
Damn hot.
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NOT looking so good here..
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HOLY FUCK what happened to her?!?!?!
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She's only 38? It's a hard 38, like she's been smoking since she was 12.
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Looks like someone ate a box of crayons then threw up all over her dress
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she hasn't looked good since The Mummy
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Damn, what happened? I thought she was really hot as Anck-Su-Namun in The Mummy (love those fishnets she wore!). She looks like she's aged quite a bit here.
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Is that my neighbors cleaning lady?
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She's 37 and still smoking hot.. I'd do her for sure
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