Bastardly Fashion Rating: Kelly Rowland @ 2008 Brit Awards

uh, i normally think shes ok, but her eyes look scary...

Someone has spent a bit too much time in tanning salons..

uh...shes black. shes supposed to be that color.

Hahahahaha

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I think I busted an ab laughing so hard.

oh, ok, well, then it wasnt funny, and honestly, it just made you sound and look REALLY ignorant.

Yea, my boyfriend usually goes with it was a joke when he says something stupid and I give him that idiot look...

Who cares about the colour as long as the body is ok?

I bet she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

That nose job fucked her face up.

Someone that looked as good as she did shouldn't be letting some butcher fuck them up like that. Very dumb.

No, no, no. Fashion disaster. Also I didn't think it was possible for a Black woman to look like she got a bad tan but Kelly's tan is bad.

whats up with women trying to look like Big Bird these days?

She is DISGUSTING,and FAT and SHIT BROWN and looks like a brown dog with those teeth

I am FUNNY,much funnier than YOU you are INCOHERENT because you are allways on DRUGS you're a RAPIST,I know you RAPED that girl in the BLACKOUT I know EVERYTHING

uh, yeah homegirl.... ive never needed to get a girl THAT fucked up, to the point she would blackout to get her to hook up with me....personally, id rather she remember how many orgasms she has while my tongue is in her special area....

so, sorry, wrong person.

But,Phil,you told me about that chick when you were in blackout..I know you did not tell the whole story..

Hot mocha goodness...

wow you REALLY need fucking RIF dude...I WAS THE FUCKING ONE BLACKED OUT...

WOW

reading really IS fucking fundamental...

....well, at least it wasn't god damn fucking fundamental.....

lmao guys... she some singer too

very strange.when ou loo at her upper bod she oks like she should super skiny,thn yousee those THUNDER THIGH.lawd have mrcy,this itch has got som Beyonce ype hamhock legs going on,so that spoils the illusoin of skinniness for me.note toKelly:KEEP THOSE THIGHS COVERED BY ALL COSTS

wtf is going on here

A flock of pigeons flew up her crotch.

Caption: The first bird that smells of fish.

megahornyman
U CRACK ME UP

Not that I'm a fan of PETA (except for getting ladies to go naked), but I don't think they'd have a problem with the dress if the feathers fell off the birds naturally.

LMFAO Phil

Phil,you're the ignorant one,you didn't get my joke.

yeah USG, between YOU and ME...IM the ignorant one....

OOC you familiar with sarcasm?

i actually forgot "mother" in the last line of post 21....

READING THAT BACK,I REALISE THAT SOME OF MY LETTERS ARE MISING.YOU FILL IN THE GAPS.MY LAPTOP IS FUCKED UP.

I know that,it was supposed to be a joke..

Oh my God! The legs are fine! She happens to have some muscle tone... they are nothing like Beyonce's. There is nothing wrong with her "tan" either... it's just very strong lighting from the camera flash that seems to shows every pore... outside of the slightly bugged out look on her face, I'd say she's a picture of womanly goodness... well, wearing Big Bird's outfit, but no one is perfect!

I happen to prefer my women with toned legs, not super skiiny ones!

To the fools who are making comments about her "TAN" and Thighs.... She is BLACK you know, what white people aspire to be when they tan. We like nice thighs and hips. If you want to be a "Ultra Skinny -anorexic Girl", then do you. You rarely hear black people in the news for being anorexic. She is thick and fine!!!