Eva Longoria Requires Tony Parker To Walk Behind Her!

Posted on Tuesday, February 19th, 2008 @ 1:31pm by Jackson

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1. One comment to end them all (Uncertified Bastard)

So, Longwhoria looks like she's a bitch. Again.
Fugly cheeks too.

Tuesday, February 19th, 2008 @ 1:39pm

2. Anonymoose (Uncertified Bastard)

Tony is smart. Backside is the best view.

Tuesday, February 19th, 2008 @ 1:44pm

3. Ugly Bear (Uncertified Bastard)

That old chick looks like a rough player.

Tuesday, February 19th, 2008 @ 1:45pm

4. d55 (Uncertified Bastard)

yikes...her body looks deformed...nasty, short legs with a weird ass ridden with celulite...i cant believe bebe is paying this midget to model their clothes

Tuesday, February 19th, 2008 @ 2:20pm

5. Dat_DoOd (Uncertified Bastard)

wack

Tuesday, February 19th, 2008 @ 2:29pm

6. Hugh G Rection (Uncertified Bastard)

Shewouldlookgreatwithmydickinher.

Tuesday, February 19th, 2008 @ 2:38pm

7. Cara (Uncertified Bastard)

I don't think she's anything to write home about, but c'mon....she's not "ridden" with cellulite

Tuesday, February 19th, 2008 @ 2:59pm

8. Frickster (Uncertified Bastard)

Cellulite and saddlebags - good thing she has such a sparkling personality...;)

Tuesday, February 19th, 2008 @ 3:04pm

9. Sharkman (Uncertified Bastard)

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Tuesday, February 19th, 2008 @ 3:10pm

10. jennyla (Uncertified Bastard)

She looks good here.

Tuesday, February 19th, 2008 @ 3:38pm

11. weird people (Uncertified Bastard)

come on, you cant even tell she has cellulite.

Tuesday, February 19th, 2008 @ 5:35pm

12. Big Papi (Uncertified Bastard)

I wish they'd deport this overrated whore.

Tuesday, February 19th, 2008 @ 10:04pm

13. junglegirl (Uncertified Bastard)

eww nasty flabby square butt..go do some squats you dumb midget.

Tuesday, February 19th, 2008 @ 10:25pm

14. d55 (Uncertified Bastard)

what do you guys mean you cant see cellulite? 2nd pic on page 1

Wednesday, February 20th, 2008 @ 4:26am

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