How Can I Become An Alessandra Ambrosio Body-Oiler-Upper?
Monday, February 18th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch

And for the record, I'm willing to do this shit for FREE!!
Related in a Bastardly way:
- Happy Bastardly Birthday To Alessandra Ambrosio!! Turns 27!
- Birthday Tribute: Alessandra Ambrosio Doesn't Look Like This Anymore
- Last One! Happy 27th Birthday To Alessandra Ambrosio!
- Rosa Cha Spring, 2009 Fashion Show @ NY Fashion Week
- Alessandra Ambrosio, Miranda Kerr & Marisa Miller are a Bastardly Fantasy












Yeah well so am I.
Actually, i will pay to oil her body!!
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why the hell are you posting this again?
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#2, same thing I'm wondering. Where are the supposed pregnancy pics?
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These pics have been posted, how annoying.
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Ale is the hottest girl alive!
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Damn Hot
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GORGEOUS!
I LOVE THIS WOMAN!
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MY MESSAGES ARE NOT APPEARING! WHY?
ANYWAYS,
I LOVE THIS WOMAN! SHE IS GORGEOUS!
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ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooold pics.
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you guys are making me sick of her. come on moe. enough. or at least space shit out.
i just saw these pics anyway so why?
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old photos. i want to see more of her getting more pregnant
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the hottest milf of history
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my bad about these. don't know how they crawled into my rotation again...
but, can you really ever get enough non-pregnant Ale?!
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I will never get enough of her, pregnant or not.
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Shemale
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IVE SEEN HOTTER LADY-BOYS!
:)
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My heart belongs to her
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Completely right Moe...and #17 Savvy...got to a fucking lake and throw you eyes there...You probably love lady-boys to dare say that...and #16 Just...fuck off...
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