Caption This, Bitches!! (Eva Longoria & Her Popsicle)
Posted on Monday, February 18th, 2008 @ 3:00pm by Moelicious
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Too much teeth!
I don't eat my popsicles like that... why is it jammed that far up? Lol Evaaaa
"this is the only way Eva can get her dick sucking fix in public...cut her some slack."
Caption reads: " Eva Longoria one-ups Riskay with her own music video 'Can I Taste Yo' Dick' ".
''I can't get no satisfaction...''
Ha ha bitch is getting a double chin!
"Tony's Popsicle Stand is the only place I can find a popsicle 10" long, so I can practice for my hubby".
Though bubble over her head " Tony told me to practice to relax the gag reflex for our upcoming orgy!"
"this popsicle needs more hot sauce"...
lmfao ninja
put some hot sauce on my burrito baby
Wait! This doesn't taste like jizz! WTF!
apparently she likes orange dick too!!
Practice makes perfect....thats what i always say, good girl!!!
It doesn't matter what it is - everything winds up in her mouth
Almost....almost......tada......Paris Hilton's got nothing on me
'and now, for the intercourse'
"Eva soothes her throat after a long night of oral"
^lolz!
nice whorish mouth
too much teeth!
i got something she can suck on
Thats the biggest thing that she's had in her mouth since she got with Tony.
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