odd

Friday, February 15th, 2008 @ 3:03pm

She's kinda ugly, but from some angles, if she turns just right, she looks REALLY ugly.

Friday, February 15th, 2008 @ 3:04pm

She looks kinda evil, which is a turn on.

Friday, February 15th, 2008 @ 3:10pm

She is pretty. No problem tapping that ass anytime.

Friday, February 15th, 2008 @ 3:11pm

i like the body on this one.

Friday, February 15th, 2008 @ 3:11pm

I like the way bikini's fit her body and nice camel toe on page 7, but hardly a beauty

Friday, February 15th, 2008 @ 3:12pm

am i the only one who think that she looks a lot like alessandra?

Friday, February 15th, 2008 @ 3:22pm

pics 10 the second one down it looks like someone photo shopped a mans face on to a womans body unfortunately for the model no one did . haha

Friday, February 15th, 2008 @ 3:26pm

I can't stop looking at her body, it's perfect! The more I look at her face along with that perfect body, the more i like it. Her eyes are beautiful and I think if she waxed the eyebrows down a bit, she would be stunning. Dare I say it, but she may be my favorite in this issue.

Friday, February 15th, 2008 @ 3:34pm

that is a version of alessandra.

Friday, February 15th, 2008 @ 3:39pm

coco, I thought of Alessandra as well. I think this girl is beautiful. The brows are a little heavy but maybe the Brooke Shields/Jennifer Connelly thing is coming back in style? Less work for me with the tweezers so I guess I like it.

Friday, February 15th, 2008 @ 3:41pm

The top picture of page 4, where she is lying on the rock, makes my heart skip a beat. That body is amazing.

The bottom picture of page 4 - Her body is nice and toned, but not too thin.

The bottom picture of page 9 - Can you imagne walking into your hotel room to find that? The look on her face is so s-e-x-y.

Friday, February 15th, 2008 @ 3:48pm

She looks exactly like Jared Leto in the face, but I like her body. It's kind of a creepy combo though.

Friday, February 15th, 2008 @ 3:51pm

She totally looks like Alessandra...except better cuz shes not prego...

Friday, February 15th, 2008 @ 4:12pm

face is a little mannish

Friday, February 15th, 2008 @ 4:35pm

she does remind me of ale, and its not a pretty thing.

Friday, February 15th, 2008 @ 5:05pm

In the first pic she looks like an ugly version of Alessandra.

Friday, February 15th, 2008 @ 5:46pm

ugly :(

Friday, February 15th, 2008 @ 5:50pm

All she needs is a good eyebrow tweezing....and she is a 10!

Friday, February 15th, 2008 @ 6:23pm

Did Elrond get a sex change?

Friday, February 15th, 2008 @ 6:31pm

agree with #7

Friday, February 15th, 2008 @ 8:11pm

looks like an ugly alessandra

Friday, February 15th, 2008 @ 8:28pm

She looks like a thicker version of Ale...with better ears.

Friday, February 15th, 2008 @ 9:19pm

limalove has it. glad someone said it.

Friday, February 15th, 2008 @ 10:13pm

I am surprised it took 6 posts to see what #7 saw...she looks almost idential to Ale on the first page

Friday, February 15th, 2008 @ 11:44pm

She scares me in the way ana beatriz does...and that is soo hot. and yes she does kinda look like ale

Saturday, February 16th, 2008 @ 1:03am

She looks like Ale's ugly little sister.

Saturday, February 16th, 2008 @ 12:18pm

Nice moose knuckle on pg 7. What's up with airbrushing all the nips out of the wet t shots. Fuckers.

Saturday, February 16th, 2008 @ 2:23pm

Agree with #32. I hope the magazine is not airbrushed as well.

Saturday, February 16th, 2008 @ 6:42pm

I saw the first picture and my first thought was Alessandra with a moustache. YUCK. What a face. BLECH. Gotta wash that shit out of my mouth.

Sunday, February 17th, 2008 @ 1:58pm

manly eyebrows...

Monday, February 18th, 2008 @ 2:07am

Fierce, Flawless, & Fabulous !!!!! Hot as Ice !!!!

Sunday, February 24th, 2008 @ 6:07pm

The FHM/Maxim inspired, "I'm taking off my bikini top" and "I'm pulling down my bikini bottoms" things are so overused in all these.

Friday, February 15th, 2008 @ 3:28pm

She has a set Gowls that John McCain would be proud of. Just look how wide her saw extends out.

Friday, February 15th, 2008 @ 3:39pm

Her face is unique like no other and her midsection is flawless. I'd eat breakfast, lunch, dinner, and a midnight snack off of that belly everyday. I kinda see Amanda Peete in her a little bit.

@ Ryan - she does have the same blue piercing eyes as Jared, which is a little weird. I wish you didn't point that out.

This girl is from Ohio????????

Friday, February 15th, 2008 @ 4:16pm

If you think she looks like a man then you are not looking at the same photos that I am. She is BEAUTIFUL!!!

Sunday, February 17th, 2008 @ 2:16pm

Coco, I know exactly what you mean. There's something about the combination of the deep-set eyes, low eyebrows, and squarish jaw that definately reminds of Alessandra.

That being said - I think this girl is gorgeous!

Friday, February 15th, 2008 @ 3:28pm

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