Yawn. She needs to mix it up in the fashion department.

it really and honestly WAS so much better when we didnt have to look at WhoreRaat's fucking manly face and disgusting fat and plastic body.

funny i thought u were supposed to look good after plastic surgery, NOT look like a fat disgusting plastic slut with a man's face....

but exhibit XXXXL here proves some people LIKE being 85% fake with a mans face....

Can someone kill this woman? Sick and tired of these no talent wonders who have sex to get famous.

I would like to see a video featuring Kim K and Meagan Good. There would be so many curves I wouldn't even know where to look.

I ain't even gonna lie I would tear that ass up if I had a chance too

Birthing hips needs to get her fat ass to the gym.

ewwwwwwwwwwww

@6 birthing hips? Isn't that why women have wider hips than men? Cause they give birth. Go find yourself a little girl who isn't of child bearing age, or perhaps a man.

Yeah #8, because I don't like pushing fat rolls around when I'm in bed with a chick means I'm gay. Retard.

What have fat rolls got to do with birthing hips? Birthing hips mean, your hip bones are wider apart, so the baby's head can get out. Geez.

actually the size of your hips has nothing to do with if you can birth a child. I am tired of seeing this chick in this dress. She has one in every color and only wears this. Why???

Hasn't she worn this dress 10 times already?

"I don't want you to come to work dressed like this anymore. You look like you're going to the gym."
"Okay."
"That's not how we dress in this office. I don't want to see those shoes ever again. You look sloppy."
"You're secretary is wearing a t-shit and jeans."
"She looks good. It doesn't matter what she's wearing. She could wear a sofa and she would look good."
"That's not fair. You can't have one rule for one person."
"I can do whatever I want. This is my office. My name is on the door."
"Who painted that picture on the wall. The one with you sandwiched between Groucho Marx and Woody Allen."
"He's a famous painter you've never heard of."
"You think you're as funny as those two?"
"That's what I've been told."
"You're not."
"And you're fired."
"Good."
"Get out of my office."
"Oh, by the way, my dad used to date the same woman as you."
"Who's this? Who's your dad?"
"Sheila. She told my dad you're the biggest creep she's ever dated. She said you wouldn't take your shirt or pants or shoes off during sex."
"Get out."
"And she said you were the cheapest man she ever dated and that you made her pay for half the hotel room when you went to Mazatlan."
"I want you out of here."
"You are a definition of the word schmuck, you know that?"
"This is boring me."
"Me too."
"I need some cinammon sugar pita chips."
"Come on. I'll pay."

i'd fuck it and you would too

Number 15 is right, guys. I would fuck Kim K. If she came up to me and said, "Hello, my name is Kim Kardashian, and I want you to fuck the shit out of me," I really don't see myself saying no. I don't seeing myself saying no to ANY female who would come up to me and say that, including some of the older and dowdier females that I see over the course of a regular day. Hell, if my mom came up to me and said, "Ed, I am your mother and I want you to fuck the shit out of me," I think I would pull down her depends, lube up her stretchy old puss with some indutrial strength cooking lard, and get to fucking. I mean, it's not that often that a female will say,"Fuck the shit out of me," so I don't see how you can turn down an offer like that, regardless of whether or not you share DNA with the female who says it. Not that any female is going to come up to me anytime soon and say that to me, especially not Kim K. Actually, has there ever been a female who went up to a guy and told him to fuck the shit out of her? Do females like that even exist? Because if they should.

Woohoo, Kim!

Even Bongo thought her ass needed to be slimmed down... Seen the ads...

shes really a great porn actress i cant stop watching her porn video

Thanks Bastardly, a great way to start a 3 day weekend.

That's where Osama's been hiding! He had a sex change and is moonlighting as a spoiled Hollywood heiress.

@16
Damn Ed,
That's just wrong! Funny as shit though!

No they fucking wouldnt if she came over to you and said "HI I am kim K and i would like to fuck". Then Obviously somebody wants to give you AIDS if you do have sex with people who use that approach. Your gonna die really fast. And you have mental issues. I guess Ed yang wants to die of AIDS any common person knows thats not what a sex life is about. I pity you if you are that easy

Needs to tame her eyebrows and lose about 20 lbs. Then she'd be pretty hott and gorgeous...

she's stunning

@ 16 you are one sick fuck.......

ENOUGH with Kimborat already!! I'm sick of this foul skank!

Show us more of her sisters instead, mkthnx.

hips on a woman are sexy if the waist to hip ratio is around 0.68 (give or take) but her hips are just too wide, like a VW bus. She's pretty though (except for her hairy forehead)

In studies, men choose between 0.72 and 0.67 for a WHR so there is such a thing as hips too wide for your waist..it looks "odd" and men biologically look elsewhere.

Black men were different and that's why she's with one I think. This "study" stuff is valid and it used 10's of thousands of men looking at pictures of naked women...so thereya go.

Ed Yang is an idiot I dont find him funny at all. If you ever want to get turned off just read his post.

#28 Hahaha. Sue you are trying to say all black men have the same taste and only black men would consider her attractive?? well im with 2 middleastern guys and another swedish one(white guy btw) now, and we are looking at her pics .and we find her tottaly fuckable.

michael are you mikael?

oh wow! Oooohhh you've just shocked me so severely number 30. I thought we lived in a world where every single caucasion man on this planet thought kim K was ugly! Just because you know 2 white men who find her hot doesn't mean fucking shit. Isn't anything possible. In fact thats evidence of how ugly she is. Sometimes parents kill their kids and sometimes kids kill their parents. But which do you think happens more often. Anything is possible on this planet.

"hips on a woman are sexy if the waist to hip ratio is around 0.68 (give or take) but her hips are just too wide, like a VW bus. She’s pretty though (except for her hairy forehead)"

Everyone pay attention to this comment and realize just how stupid this is.

This little girl actual has it down to numbers if something on someone is "sexy".

This is why gays and fashion crazed girls have no business judging female beauty. They don't know what the fuck they are talking about and they make up a fake science to back up their bullshit.

The elipticals and treadmills are not working, Kim. I personally think if you actually ran on the track, it would help more since your whole body is moving. Your ass needs to lose weight

I didn't dream up the study asshole...thousands of men decided based on pictures..not fashion crazed women..get it?

I am not fashion crazed, I think the typical runway model looks like CRAP..I have major juink in my trunk and 36D boobs with a 25 inch waist..(I don't like my avg legs..but I digress). My hips are 38"..I know that if they got much bigger, I'd look DYSMORPHIC b/c my waist always stays small...even after children.

Kim K is looking too big down below..sorry that's just how I see it and a lot of guys too. I just threw in the numbers b/c I find it interesting.

"Thousands of men". Yeah, it's bullshit science little girl. No man sits down with numbers and shit and does math equations before they decide if a women is attractive.

And you can find Kim K "looking too big down below" all you want, but obviously she's not your preferred sex so you don't even understand why she or any other women would be attractive to a man from a man's point of view. And "a lot of men" might agree with you but there are even more men that find her beautiful and also a breath of fresh air in a sea of skin and bones.

you gotta admit, she looks OK but we know that the megaSPANX she's got on underneath the dress that doubles as a girdle helps a LOT. She refused to show us her body in a candid bikini pic...she's FAT..sorry there's no other way to say it.

Her shape in real flesh is a lot wider and messed up looking than her shape in that dress.

I prefer curvy women like Rebecca Romjin and Bar Rafael that are not afraid to flaunt their bodies...THAT's sexy..not this insecure twat.

No, you don't get it little girl. You actually sat down, looked at Kim and said, "I don't think her Hip to Waist ratio is at the level of this survey I read, therefore she is not attractive." No hetero man does that shit and that's what you don't get. You're trying to understand men based on bullshit science. I read a little bit about it and what's stupid about what you wrote is that you write a specific number as THE definitive number that ALL men want. No, it isn't. Do a little research on it and you see in different countries it varies.

What's also retarded about that entire shit is that women like Kelly Brook and Marilyn Monro share this supposed "0.7" ratio, but at the same time a no body flat bony bitch like Alessandra Ambrosio does too. So how the fuck is this a definitive answer to what's attractive to men? Especially when Ambrosio barely has a body to begin with?

Simple...it's bullshit.

And "steve", Rebecca Romjin and Bar Rafael are not "curvy". Kim is curvy, like it or not. That's why I love fashion freaks who take words from the real world and try to redefine it in their perspective and say what was originally the word for it, is not the case. Fools talking about some twig bitch like Marrisa Miller as "curvy". Fuck outta here....

man, you've got some anger issues. I didn't say ALL men, just the majority and yes it varies but it usually falls in that range. Her shape in that dress looks good but we all know she's approaching fatty status when she's in the flesh and not airbrushed.

You like chubby chicks, knock yourself out. I'm actually kinda curvy and chubby so that's flattering. I'm just saying that not all men agree with you and most like a little tone to their women. Bar Rafael in THAT dress is amazing and I know tonnes of guys who go nuts for her body. Her CANDID bikini pics show her quiet confidence and total hotness..anyone..male or female can see that.

i already know how my responce is gonna be taken, but for what its worth....

WhoreRaat is FAT, someone like Kate Winslett is CURVY.

theres a difference between being out of proportion and fat, and being IN proportion and CURVY.

i read the .7 thing, and i understand where the scientists got it from, and how they determined it

about the comparison on Brook, Monroe, and Ale....

you have to remember, Ale is like 6 foot right?

while she may in fact look boney and thin, you have to remember that its based on SCIENCE, so the idea that those 3 fit in the same bill at 1st thought is kinda ridiculous.

but, if you think about it, the way they determine it, as described by what i read, it DOES make sense.

but, while JohnnyMak and i hate each other, i do agree that, well, science cannont dictate what is attractive, and to each person its different.

JohnnyMak and i prove that just by WhoreRaat.

he thinks shes hot, and makes his dick hard...i think shes fucking disgusting and she makes my dick shrivel.

there isnt ONE female, or male for that matter, that EVERYONE on earth is gonna agree is attractive, OR ugly.

everyone HAS different tastes. thats the way it is, but i understood reading the studies how they came to that conclusion.

if you have pictures of naked chicks, and know what the ratio is for each chick based on the pictures, by showing thousands of men the same pictures, and tell them to pick out who has teh nicest body, they basiclly just crunched the numbers, and put forth the findings of their studies...

"I didn’t say ALL men, just the majority and yes it varies but it usually falls in that range. "

Not the majority no. That's just your silly imagination.

And no, it doesn't always fall in that range. Read around.

"You like chubby chicks, knock yourself out. I’m actually kinda curvy and chubby so that’s flattering. "

I think you're just trying to flatter yourself chubby cheeks. A girl like Kim isn't "chubby". To the world of fashion freaks yes. "Fat" even. But to people not brainwashed by that bullshit, no.

"I’m just saying that not all men agree with you and most like a little tone to their women. "

I don't mind a women toned, but those like in Victoria Secret are not toned. They're just skin and bones with maybe tits. And most men prefer that? Again, your imagination.

"Bar Rafael in THAT dress is amazing and I know tonnes of guys who go nuts for her body. "

As equally as their are guys that find Kim attractive in the same dress. You are proving nothing.

And I see that momma's boy Phil is at it again with his stupid "in proportion" mantra.

Dude, find a man and let him rock your world so you can be at peace so you can stop trying to convince anyone you like women in "that way". Telling me that Kate Winslet is "curvy" and "sexy" is about the gayest thing next to having Wham! songs on an ipod playing on repeat.

And no Phil, that shit doesn't make any sense. The stupid magically number of ".7" means nothing because it doesn't change a damn thing in what men find attractive or don't. Alessandra Ambrosio has a face of a man, no hips, legs like toothpicks, thin as all hell....but according to that science she is attractive because her "waist to hip ratio" is at the magic number of 0.7. But yet Kelly Brook and Marylin Monroe are also 0.7? If that is a science, then scientifically I should find Ambrosio attractive, but I don't, so what does that prove? It proves shit.

This chick is heavy,man.Fkn disgusting.I prefer the supermodel look,this chick is a disgrace to the human kind.

We have to eliminate all fat people.This picture is making me sick to my stomach.

Liked your post Phil...Kate Moss, Ale and Marilyn Monroe all fall within this range of 0.67-0.72..it has nothing to do with height but more shape and proportion...and HEALTH.

Kim K is really short and very fat underneath that girdle. Hardly the genes to want to reproduce...but certainly bangable for all of those chubby chasers out there.

Alot of guys like these short cartoonish women because they need to feel more masculine. Issues that usually run deep and have a lot to do with the size of their...manhood.

I think KimK looks more like a man than Alessandra Ambrosio. If some guy were to pick up KimK his back would break in half. Men are suppose to be able to pick women up and throw them all over the place. Thats why even a big butt on a woman is very manly actually.

Exactly!!She looks like a fat man,she is in no way feminine,just a fkn blob.

Kim K is not fat. I'm with Johnny Mac. You've all been brain washed. You've been bombarded with reed thin fashion models, that are mainly underweight. When you see a girl who's a normal, healthy size, you class her as fat. It's actually quite sad.

I think you're all missing the point here. I don't find her particularly beautiful, but I think it's very obvious that she has a sexy body. Her hourglass figure is the kind of figure that makes heads turn. I'm a girl, and she'd catch my eye immediately if I saw her walking down the street. Alessandra Ambrosio... not so much.

However, while I do think having a 0.7 hip-to-waist ratio means having a sexier body (I find girls who have no waist unattractive whether they're thin, chubby or have the face of Grace Kelly, I don't care: if you don't have a small waist, you look manly to me), it doesn't necessarily mean you're beautiful or even sexy.

Ale Ambrosio could have the perfect 0.7 ratio, but like JohnnyMak said, she has a manly face and is way too skinny.

Girls like Shakira and Christina Milian, who have an attractive waist-to-hip ratio AND a feminine face AND a nice, curvy but tight body... those are the ones I find attractive.

Kim K has a sexy body but her face is nothing special, and she could stand to lose a few pounds because, believe it or not, excess fat can actually HIDE curves.

and Sue, I hope your not implying Kate Moss looks healthy.

Hell,yeah,Kate Moss is more than healthy.She is nothing compared to what I've seen. Kate is just normal,compared to the very skinniest.

"She is nothing compared to what I’ve seen. Kate is just normal,compared to the very skinniest."

Here's a perfect example of what I was trying to point out before. UltraSkinnyGirl
has been surrounded by so many super skinny people, that Kate Moss appears normal.

"Alot of guys like these short cartoonish women because they need to feel more masculine. Issues that usually run deep and have a lot to do with the size of their…manhood."

Little girl, I'm cracking up at just how much of a braindead level that is on the ignorance scale.

Get this ya'll....guys want a women who's "cartoonish" (that's her word for "woman with a body") because we guys want to feel "masculine".

Yes, it is true Sue...men want women that look like women.

Somehow, this sentence is supposed to be a jab, yet it defines the very reason of a heterosexual male. Also, ironic is her saying that supposedly men who want women with bodies have small dicks. Funny, cause trasngender looking models like Amrbosio are made for small dicks since they have no asses whatsoever.

And people want to continue to doubt the brainwashing of a generation by the fashion industry.

And zolie girl, I don't know where you frequent, but I've never seen a man with full breasts and ass and hips with those kinds of curves anywhere on the planet.

sigh, like i said, i knew what i was getting into by sharing my opinion...yep, an original diss...i was called "gay"....never heard THAT from anyone on here before....:Rolleyes:

oh well....for some dudes, large fake tits and large nasty ass implants make the women no matter how ugly and man faced she is....

to each his own.

Johnny Mak give it up with that gay shit. I dont think Phillip is gay what does fatness have to do with being straight. And by the way Nicole Ritchie and Victoria Beckham have healthy kids so skinny women actually make healthier babies. Big hips are really ugly. Alessandra has hips too they are just right. And why would I be jealous of a fat chick. Kim K is everything in this world I dont want to be. I envy Victoria Beckham with her handsome husband and healthy kids and all her money before I would envy fat ugly masculine KimK.

damn! that made me so boring! verizon party isn't good sponser for that one after all

Phil...I wasn't dissing you. I was telling it like it is and even gave you some advice, you ungrateful brat.

Just wait another two or three years and see if she'll able to fit in one of those girdle dresses.

Johnny baby, the fact that you are so obsessed with ramming your opinion down everyone else's throat makes you seem insecure, childish and narrow minded. For you to say that Rebecca Romjin and Bar Rafael have no bodies is WHACK.

There are other issues at play here..I'm not going to venture into what they are but I can assure you, there are 000's to be spent in therapy..you should look into that.

Kim K is short and SQUAT with short, fat legs and VW bus hips and FAKE tits and a nose job and plastic god knows what else..she wears pounds of makeup 24/7 and never removes her towel even in the WATER at the beach for crying out loud. What a fucking annoying C U * T.

She is not masculine though..that's a bit of a stretch lol.

Sofia Vergara is womanly perfection b/c she has curves and a round butt. (Kelly Brook's flat ass doesn't do it for most of the guys I know)

Every post, I have to "listen" to your repetition about the "fashion crazed" society..blahblah blah...give it up already..you must be HELL to live with.

I wonder if people would be calling her fat, if she came across as an intelligent, demure woman? Probablly not.

i would be RLO. looks have nothing to do with personality....look at the threads of the fat bitch from Hairspray....just cause she seems like a cool down to earth person, doesnt mean shes not OBESE....shit, you could core her and go over niagra falls in that bitch!!!

Interesting. I really don't see her as being fat, that's all.

@ 11 No, but it's the reason a women's hips are wider than a man's.

And zolie, try talking to people outside your little inbred circle. You'd be surprised how more diverse the world is.

that was the whole point..silly one. These men don't even look at numbers, they pick PICTURES of naked women that they likee..get it? The smarter people then crunch numbers and found that 0.7 was the ideal WHR based on these mens' responses.

Google it "0.7 ideal WHR" dumbass.

And by:the very skinniest,I mean skeletons.

JohnnyMak,go kill yourself.You're annoying as hell.

Kim K, that is.

she has a smoking curvy hot body......I would hit that all night