Rachel Bilson vs Jessica Alba: A Bastardly Mic Holding Technique Matchup
Thursday, February 14th, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
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Bilson has better stroking technique and does not have herpes.
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I see Rach's got the fingertip-holding technique down. Lolz! Cute.
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Wow!
Just when I thought I couldn't care any less about these women.
BOOM, this post comes along and bumps it down a bit.
You think maybe you could post something about their
toe nails?
Thanks a heap.
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