Marisa Miller @ Sports Illustrated 2008 Swimsuit Issue Launch


Check out Marisa's bikini pics over here!


For those of you who don't know, Marisa landed the cover of this year's SI Swimsuit Issue, which hit newsstands yesterday. She's been in this line of work for a while, so I think this might be her well-deserved farewell gift from SI editors. Many congrats to her.

Here's more juice from the press release:



A seven-year veteran of the Swimsuit Issue, Miller makes her first cover appearance in a photo taken by Raphael Mazzucco during a two-day shoot on St. John, U.S. Virgin Islands, last October. Joining Miller in the issue are several other swimsuit favorites, such as Brooklyn Decker, Selita Ebanks, Bar Refaeli, Tori Praver, Daniella Sarahyba, Irina Shayk, Anne V and Jessica White each featured in unique pictorial essays.

NFL Cheerleaders make their debut in Swimsuit 2008 and the wildly popular bodypainting masterpieces return for the 10th time. Look for Will Ferrell in character as Jackie Moon from his new movie Semi-Pro together with Heidi Klum in a raucous treatment. IRL sensation and "Traffic Stopper" Danica Patrick makes her Swimsuit debut and yes, athletes wives show it off again!

"This is a visually powerful issue with numerous surprises that underlines the very best of the Swimsuit issue heritage," says Terry McDonell, Editor, Sports Illustrated Group. "Creative Director Steve Hoffman, Swimsuit Editor Diane Smith and Senior Editor Chris Stone have topped themselves blending the tradition of the Swimsuit franchise with new themes and treatments that are spectacular." [SI PR]

And, here's a clip from her interview on Letterman last night...

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hell no you are not!

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008 @ 4:34pm
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Now this woman is skinny.I like.

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008 @ 4:37pm
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Is it just me or is she starting to look a little like Owen Wilson. She looks gross. I love her Sports Illustrated pictures. Bar looked much healthier.

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008 @ 4:37pm
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Petra is also much prettier than her.

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008 @ 4:39pm
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This woman should only be photographed in a bikini on a beach or in the ocean. Everyday clothes do not work for her.

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008 @ 4:40pm
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On the plus side - she keeps in shape by boxing and looks forward to the fights...

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008 @ 4:42pm
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I watched Letterman last night and was stunned by how bad she looked. This bitch looks like any 45-year-old Orange County housewife, probably worse in some cases.

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008 @ 4:46pm
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overrated as hell. just hot when photoshopped. next please.

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008 @ 4:49pm
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boring bitc with big FAKE boobs and no hips. nexttttttttttt!!

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008 @ 4:54pm
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Molly - I also watched her on Letterman last night and was disappointed. She is way too thin and her face really is not that pretty. Evangeline Lilly, who was also on the show, looked better than Marisa.

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008 @ 4:54pm
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Who are the fags that keep defending this fug? Her face is horrifying and her body requires heavy photoshopping just to look good. She needs to be dropped from her VS contract, immediately.

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008 @ 4:58pm
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I don't find her Butta. Her face isn't beautiful in a typical way, but it isn't fug either. At certain angles her nose and jawline get wierd. But her legs never stop, and, fake or not, her chestal region puts the "fun" in fun-bags. And yes, I've seen her old Perfect 10 pictures. I'm not convinced her rack is silicone.

Bar is a better 'all around' bikini model, in my opinion, but Marissa is no slouch.

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008 @ 4:58pm
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Don't you need a body to be a butta? If so, she can't be one.

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008 @ 5:06pm
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Love her but she needs to get with the SPF program ASAP.

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008 @ 5:07pm
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dont care about the face but her body is so fucking hot...it is so tiny but she still has boobs, an ass, a tiny waist and nice legs

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008 @ 5:08pm
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Her body is hot but the face is only average.

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008 @ 5:12pm
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Awesome woman. No butta here, r u kidding?

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008 @ 5:19pm
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SCORCHING HOT!

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008 @ 5:24pm
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not butta, just weird and old looking

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008 @ 5:32pm
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I'd like to ask some of the obvious resident "geniuses/bitch-ass whining complainers in here, "Just who the fuck that's a celebrity of some distinction, for whatever reason, be it because of supposed talent and/or beauty, is NOT photoshopped in this day and age, or hasn't made a pit stop in Beverly Hills(or wherever) to visit Dr. 90210?? Yeah, we in here all ARE supposed to nitpick most of these wannabes on this & other similar websites where the women are prized SOLELY for however beautiful they are(or not), but shit, some of y'all are being re-god-damn-dickulous when it comes to a babe like Marissa...

The true litmus test in proving this is by honestly asking yourself and then answering the question, "Would I really be disappointed at all(or unhappy) waking up next to her, sporting her in public, or having her sit on my face/shaft?" I know I damn sure wouldn't b/c not only are my standards NOT low, but b/c I'm NOT gay either(not that there's anything wrong with somebody else being of that orientation mind you)...LIKE SOME YOU MOST DEFINITELY MUST BE TO SOME SAY SOME OF THE BS ABOUT HER IN HERE THAT I'VE SEEN...LMAO...Yeah Yeah, I know opinions are just like assholes and that everybody has one...IT'S JUST THAT MINE IS CLEANER THAN YOURS...

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008 @ 5:36pm
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I agree with #8, and she has started to look really hard lately, all of that sun is making her age fast. and her hair looks really '80's rocker chick, not good.

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008 @ 5:44pm
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^ that's cuz there are a lot of girls on this site, too...duh...not everone is a guy

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008 @ 5:44pm
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She's attractive, but I still think she looks much older than 29. Not aging well.

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008 @ 6:04pm
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Her boobs are not fake, if anyone saw her perfect ten nude pics, you can clearly see how natural they are, she's just blessed.

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008 @ 6:07pm
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Why do limp dick cry babies keep coming on this website and telling us that they would be happy just walking up next to a particular model? News Flash cupcake, you are an overweight acne ridden loser who still lives with momma. No one wants to wake up anywhere around you because they would end up with Clearisil poisoning.

If you do not like people insulting your current stalking victim of the week, then get lost and try some fresh air. Or maybe, you can go buy some cat food for your 13 cats, just maybe you can meet real women and not get so hung up on fantasies.

Furthermore, our comments are actually considerate compared to the criticisms that the industry conveys to these women.

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008 @ 6:27pm
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Miller has always been a butta.

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008 @ 6:39pm
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I am a girl and I think she is the HOTTEST swimsuit model and vs model nowadays! Yes, her face looks weathered, but that's because (if you have ever read any of her interviews), she is a SURFER, and as such, is out in the sun every day. That's also why she has such killer abs and legs and butt.
I know some of you may say, "well, it's our job to dissect people's looks on this website", and you're right, but how many of you actually think Paris Hilton is kind of hot, but because you know what a mindless, shallow, self-centered cunt she is, lose all attraction to her? Well, it's the opposite for Marissa. She spends her days having fun and actually enjoying her life, not obsessing over looking young or being thin. She was actually discovered by a talent scout while she was surfing!
All the haters who are girls here are just jealous bc god has blessed her with such a beautiful body.

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008 @ 6:50pm
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She looks like an old man.

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008 @ 6:58pm
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Butta as per definition.

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008 @ 7:06pm
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Definite Butta

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008 @ 7:32pm
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She's only 29?! She looks to be in her early 40's.

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008 @ 7:44pm
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^37 you should see Lindvall in person.

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008 @ 7:45pm
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nah, not butta yet. her feet look ugly through that shoe though.

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008 @ 8:02pm
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she looks fucking hot. if shes butta then spread it on my bagget. metophorically speaking ofcourse...

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008 @ 8:43pm
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Beautiful body. She's a surfer, which is very cool, but she also has aged a little prematurely in the face and neck due to the sun damage. I do think her boobs are real and I would kill for her bod!

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008 @ 9:28pm
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I want to add that I have surfed too (not nearly as good as Marisa though, she kicks ass) and it was the most fun I have ever had in my entire life. I don't live near the ocean but if I did, I would be out there every single day, sun damage, sharks and all.

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008 @ 9:33pm
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Skinny legs, no ass, no hips....

yeah...this is fags and ugly fashion freaks want to shove down our throats as "hot".

Fuck outta here.....

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008 @ 9:42pm
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I miss Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio.

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008 @ 10:02pm
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She's a butta, allright!!!

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008 @ 10:07pm
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I would shoot yogurt all over her face.

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008 @ 10:16pm
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Agree w/ #32: I've been waiting for ages for the day they drop her from the issue, but as a person she actually seems a lot more interesting and human than any of the other models in the issue. Too bad I don't give a damn about all that when I'm looking at a PHOTO of a chick in a bikini in a MAGAZINE.

As for #30 and #24, I subscribe by the principle outlined by Flight of the Conchords' "Beautiful Girl". I will most certainly admire and possibly ogle you if you are the hottest chick "in the whole wide room", but when that room is populated by swimwear supermodels, you've got to step up your game, girl.

Thursday, February 14th, 2008 @ 12:08am
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Never a butta! I love this girl.

Thursday, February 14th, 2008 @ 1:45am
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shes not ugly but she looks older than her real age maybe late 30s perhaps?

Thursday, February 14th, 2008 @ 4:57am
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Hot woman.
Butta?
No.

Thursday, February 14th, 2008 @ 12:51pm
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SHES SO...
SO...
AMERICAN !
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Thursday, February 14th, 2008 @ 3:16pm
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I like the picture on page two the best. The things I could do to her [and with her].

Saturday, February 16th, 2008 @ 7:52am
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I think it's the dark eye shadow and outdated lipstick that makes her look so aged. I agree she looks older because of all her days in the sun, but if she toned down the dark eye make-up and wore a more flattering lipgloss, it would definitely help her look closer to her age. And the hairstyle is a little too soccer-mom; something softer or even a pretty ponytail would've been a better choice.

But I love Marisa. She's so down to earth and natural. She has a killer body too.

I like her face much better when she wears very little make-up. Makes her looks more youthful.

Sunday, February 17th, 2008 @ 12:11am
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im so so jealous of her body...damnnn how does she have those boobs and butt and still be so thin in her waist god dAMN, IM NOT A lesbian at all, but she has a fucking hot body....her face is alright, mines cuter lol, but no one can have it all, right?

Thursday, February 28th, 2008 @ 3:48pm
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and not to mention her walk is fucking sexy...those legs, yea her feet do look funny in the shoes but mine would too, shoes these days are wack loll the bitch is hot

Thursday, February 28th, 2008 @ 3:48pm
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she has the most amazing body of any of the VS models, and most women in general. but i gotta admit her face has always been on the verge of butta for me. she reminds me a lot of jessica simpson...just put jess' face on marisa's body and you have one hot piece of ass.

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008 @ 4:37pm
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Face is similar to a rat. But I wouldn't complain if I had her body.

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008 @ 4:56pm
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...and yeah, she looks a lot better in bikinis and lingerie. She's actually my favorite VS Angel at the moment.

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008 @ 5:08pm
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that was for #24

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008 @ 5:44pm
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Are you fucking kidding me? All you idiots who say that shes ugly, you should go die. None of you, including me, will ever have a girl as hot as her in their lives. You are all fuckin retards.

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008 @ 6:59pm
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The prototype of Butta, she is a classic case of a preternatural body but her face.......

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008 @ 7:45pm
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hahaha "overrated"? "butta"? yea cause you all have the balls to even say hi to her in the first place.... youre all losers. she wins.

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008 @ 10:03pm
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i never knew she was this ugly.wheres the brown bag?

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008 @ 4:56pm
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