Lala Vazquez - 2008 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
Wednesday, February 13th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
Alani "La La" Vasquez (born in June 25, 1979, in Brooklyn) is an American disc jockey, television personality and MTV VJ of Puerto Rican descent.
Vasquez became engaged to Denver Nuggets star Carmelo Anthony on Christmas Day 2004. They have a son, Kiyan Anthony, born on March 7, 2007. Wiki
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It's the black Nicole Richie, taller and healthier looking.
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LOL. I just realized something..
Nicole Richie IS black.
Brain fart.
This girl is still hotter.
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Now if I could only spell my name right...
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Well...I guess I'd hit it after a shot. Her jugs make it worth it man.
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she's fine! i'd love to motorboat the jugs.....and.......i'd eat it
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Rara
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this is carmelo anthony's wife
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Nicole Richie's Black.... I know she's adopted but....
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? What ? Nicole Richie is black?? I thought she was adopted ?
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nichole was actually one of the other black band members kids and lynol....or however you spell his name, adopted her
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This is Melo's wife?
Kind of a fug but smokin' body.
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eww shes fu(king disgusting she looks like rancid jello and she looks like a cocky lil bitch
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Those are some tig-ol'-bitties! 8^o
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Nice boobs, fugly face...
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I'd definitely smash. She's got a great fucking rack. I'd have a lot of fun with that rack.
Her body shape is a little weird though.
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now how in the hell did lala get in SI any way? we've come so far in the advancement of technology that we arent able to prevent this from happening ?
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She's LUDACRIS cousin!
If you guys didn't know...
YES!
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ugh, why is this fugly whore in SI?
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21. Amen
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Is she a plus size model??
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Flabby, almost fat.
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That swimsuit is hideous.
Nicole Richie is 1/2 Mexican (which can be black), 1/4 black and 1/4 white. Lala is presumably black Latina.
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agree with 21...seriously...she is just too big of a lump to be in SI...and she is suffering from the same disorder that Tyra Banks is...big thighs with no calves
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I'd have to be very fucking drunk to eat out her lala.
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Nice jugs.
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She's a totally different body type than Tyra. Tyra has a waist and she's thick in the chest and thighs. Tyra also looks like she works out some.
Lala's legs are not at all thick. They're just not toned. She's thicker in the top half of the body. Lala doesn't really look like she works out but she probably eats right. SMy guess is that before she had a kid, she was reverse triangle shaped (thicker in chest and arms). She's not a model. She doesn't really need to have a super defined waist.
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#21 is right.
SI you mean to tell me that you couldn't find anyone hotter than this? R u fuckin kidding me?
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Curvy! Very nice.
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looks good to me... especially after just having a kid.
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I can think of two reasons why she's not in the swimsuit issue because of her face.
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she's half black/white
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If Nicole Richie is black then Bill O' Reilly is mexican.
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LaLa is not ugly but definitely not pretty. She doesn't even appear to have a nice personality. Seemingly, she was happier before she got with Carmelo. I think he is too immature for her. I still wish them the best of luck because she appears to be in love with Carmelo and he appears to love her as well.
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LALA IS A WHORE. LALA IS A CUNT . LALA IS A SLUT. LALA IS A BITCH. LALA IS FAT. LALA DESERVES TO GET GANG RAPED FOR BEING A WHORE. BWAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. LALA DESERVES TO DIE FROM AIDS FOR BEING A SLUT. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I HATE LALA. I HATE HER I HATE
HER I HATE HER.
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