Marisa Miller - 2008 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue





Marisa Miller (born August 6, 1978[1]) is an American supermodel. She is known for her many appearances in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issues and Victoria's Secret catalogs. She is the cover model for the 2008 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.

On the February 12, 2008 episode of The Late Show with David Letterman it was announced that Marisa would grace the cover of the 2008 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. Wiki



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72 Scandalous Comments

I don't like her torso. It's long and freakish.

Her breasts don't suit her body. She honestly would look better with smaller breasts. It would look more natural. I don't care if her breasts are natural, they simply don't look good.

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008 @ 3:08am

I want to slice her open & fuck her guts.

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008 @ 3:20am

her body is freakishly hot but her boobs look off in some pix like on the first one...and yeah, face is busted

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008 @ 5:15am

Oh to be sharing a hammock with Ms Miller. It would be a good day.

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008 @ 5:37am

I can't wait to see Ana Beatriz Barros!!!
She is just so hot!
It would be so great if Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio could be there too.

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008 @ 5:51am

People say her boobs are natural because she was in Perfect 10. But that's ages ago: what's happened since then is anyone's guess.

Brunet reminds me of Claudia Schiffer... ...which I suppose may work for some but not me.

I like Brooklyn Decker's new boobs. There's an obvious upgrade from last year, but it's natural enough that you wouldn't immediately think "fake" if you didn't see last year's set.

Geez why do all the Asian models in fashion have such tiny eyes? You know, in Asia, we actually prefer bigger eyes, but once again Western demands for "exotic" equals "weird-looking".

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008 @ 6:33am

@ 7....she's actually mrs. miller :(

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008 @ 6:59am

That body can give you a heart attack.

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008 @ 7:31am

I would love to stick my tongue in all of her holes.

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008 @ 8:40am

man she desereved get the cover man been since 2002

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008 @ 9:03am

That is one ugly bitch. Her body is nasty (but thankfully she got rid of that steroid-induced six pack) and her breast look like a hack job.

Also, dare I say she has a face worse than Giselle's.

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008 @ 9:12am

Best curves ever!

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008 @ 9:51am

busted face and ugly fake body

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008 @ 10:15am

I'll agree that her torso is long-ish. I can also see why some may think her face to be sub-par. But screw all that, I think she's awesome. As far as I'm concerned, Adrianna and Marissa have VS on lock down. They can fire all the other models for all I care. Fake or not, Marissa's rack is just about perfect, and her body is toned to perfection. Me like!

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008 @ 10:19am

She is scheduled to be on Letterman tonight, so I'll be sure to stay up and watch.

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008 @ 10:25am

I love the fact that they have to re-touch the photos to get rid of the constellations of birthmarks and moles that make a clear night sky look empty.

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008 @ 10:27am

Ah Marisa, will you and your tits and ass marry me?? They are so real, just look at how they hang down without a bra...fake ones look like bolt on cantaloupes..just watch the playboy channel..gross.

I love your beautiful stomach and legs too..screw all those wide hipped, flat assed women! Go birth some twins or something.

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008 @ 10:42am

fucking beautiful body...beautfiul.

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008 @ 10:44am

Her body is perfect. Big natural breast, shapely arse, long toned limbs and a tiny waist.
But the face ........not so much.

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008 @ 10:52am

she has a great body, but these pics don't seem that great she looked better last year

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008 @ 10:54am

Great body.......butta......

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008 @ 10:59am

Pleasing on the eyes, if a bit skinny

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008 @ 11:00am

What can I say to this but: meh.

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008 @ 11:01am

I would have hot, steamy sex with her that lasts for like 12 hours straight.

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008 @ 11:21am

Gettin really sick of these spammers..... Go away you freaks

She's absolute perfection, best lookin' blonde I've seen in a long time. Would love to slip and slide with her.

And thats the bottom line...........

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008 @ 11:29am

Just imagine that body... excuse me while but I think I have to call the ambulance.

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008 @ 12:38pm

for some reason i find Marisa`s stomach annoying

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008 @ 2:25pm

Flawless.

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008 @ 2:30pm

Doug
fake tits can look very real, especially if her original boobs where kind of on the big side {more tissue to cushion the implant} and the implant is inserted behind the pectoral muscles

Kevin
You are very right. She did PERFECT 10 with C cup {or maybe a large B cup it has been to long}
Now she is probably a D or DD cup. Breast implants can also be used to reduce sagging of big breast by increasing the size and stretching the skin back

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008 @ 2:44pm

Look at pg 1 second pic
when laying down fake tits will slide into the armpit {like hers}
and look at the skin around her neck, between her breast, and where the necklace is
the implants are stretching out her chest skin to the point you can see every bone in her ribcage.
Classic look when you get an implant to big for you body.

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008 @ 2:46pm

I'd cum in her ass.

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008 @ 2:48pm

she has a really hot body, but her face is average.

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008 @ 3:04pm

She looked nice in perfect 10. Now she's very unnatural looking. Also, she'll be pregnant soon.

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008 @ 4:13pm

she's too underweight to have real tits that big.

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008 @ 5:06pm

old face
nice body
her tits r real u fucking idiots
shes 2 athletic looking for me
i dont want to think about fucking joggers and runners

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008 @ 5:10pm

Fake and she still looks like Kurt Russel in drag.

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008 @ 5:49pm

nice!!

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008 @ 6:30pm

Wow! You guys criticize this woman's body and face like you've got something far superior available to you! Dream on, losers! Keep going to your favorite sites! Pathetic!

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008 @ 7:00pm

What a Fucking PIECE OF ASS - the people complaining about her are GAY

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008 @ 8:17pm

i didn't know i could jerk it 3 times in 30 minutes. marissa is the only one that has been able to do that to me...fuckin a! perfection since her naked perfect 10 magazine shoot 10 years ago.

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008 @ 9:32pm

That is ridiculous!!! Perfection.

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008 @ 10:25pm

body 10 face meh 2 3 or 4

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008 @ 11:00pm

Oh Marisa. Those UV rays have not been kind to your skin.
http://cgi.cnnsi.com/features/2008_swimsuit/selfportraits/08_selfportrai...
You've got the wrinkles of a fifty-year-old. On the other hand, you're not wearing panties, so good for you on that.

And hilarious extreme airbrushing (see the neck):
Before http://cgi.cnnsi.com/features/2008_swimsuit/models/marisa-miller/08_mari...
After http://cgi.cnnsi.com/features/2008_swimsuit/models/marisa-miller/08_mari...

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008 @ 11:23pm

i love the second pic on page 6.

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008 @ 12:25am

page 8 shows a paint job (the bikini)

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008 @ 1:07am

hot body

but is it me? or her bo0bs look weird.

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008 @ 2:12am

her boobs are not real. When she did perfect 10 they were real since then she has had implants. You can tell they are fake. It is common knowledge they are fake. In real life she is much skinnier with much less ass. And shortish legs with wide hips. get over it.

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008 @ 4:40am

I have no idea if her tits are real or not. But I remember watching the Victorias Secret show and her tits were bouncing all over the place. Fake tits bounce slightly but real bounce heaps.

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008 @ 5:00am

The ONLY thing freakish about Marisa's pics/boobs is the massive erection that she causes in my boxers...OMFG...She is hott as hell to look at & her amazing body is like an adult amusement park...You just want to see, ride, & taste everything as much as possible...

I'd love for her to be my personal sexual alarm clock any & every morning for sure...I would definitely have to program her to be on what I call "dual squat mode" meaning she would properly awaken me by squatting on my face 1st for approx. 15 mins., then "head" straight for the shaft for an equal 15 mins of intense mutual satisfaction ...

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008 @ 7:11am

I sat knee to knee with Marisa Miller at our Dentist's office in Beverly Hills. She was a knock out. Not especially sexy - just great looking. Very thin but still amazing. Breasts looked normal and certainly not out of sync with her body. A real life 10 and a magazine 12.

Thursday, February 14th, 2008 @ 9:57pm

i always enjoy seeing Marisa's pics but more for her cute face than her body. she is a little too skinny and boobs way too big for her frame. she would look younger and prettier if she put on ten pounds

Sunday, February 17th, 2008 @ 12:39pm

wow you guys are all fags.

anyone who complains about this woman is fucking crazy

who gives a damn if shes not completely perfect i mean for real everyone who has commented on this picture knows that they havnt gotten any action from a girl even close to how hot marisa miller is. stop bitchin and enjoy how amazingly hot this girl is

Sunday, February 24th, 2008 @ 10:32pm

kinda ok but her face doesn't look right in some angles

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008 @ 3:26am

what a
STRANGE
and
UGLY
body!!!!!!!

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008 @ 6:03am

HOT

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008 @ 9:13am

I love her.

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008 @ 9:52am

Bar Refaeli is hotter than her though.

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008 @ 11:22am

old face
nice body
her tits r real u fucking idiots
shes 2 athletic looking for me
i dont want to think about fucking joggers and runners

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008 @ 5:10pm

She finally got the cover! Finally!

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008 @ 11:00pm

^ you have got to be a chick

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008 @ 12:27am

Can barely speak, numerous gallons of bodily fluids expelled due to SI photo shoots. When I pass out and die from exhaustion/dehydration in the next 45 seconds, I hope to be met at the pearly gates by Marisa standing in a pool like pic 2.

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008 @ 5:05am

i find everything about this woman absolutely perfect

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008 @ 3:28am

Oh..
Her BREAST offcourse ARE NOT natural!

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008 @ 6:05am

What a booty on this woman!

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008 @ 9:15am

my comment was for #57

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008 @ 12:27am

Not to mention the man-face.
As Quagmire would put it: "God her face is so jagged! You can cut a roast on it!"

I don't get why they keep going back to her, and rotate hotter specimens in and out. Like this year they dropped my sweetheart Yésica Toscanini. And they dropped Jessica White for a year a while back.

South Africa has their own issue and they only have South African models (black and white), and yet somehow the average hotness is higher. It's like half the US edition selection is done by retards.

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008 @ 3:28am

YASMIIN BRUNET IS THE HOTTEST GIRL OF THIS EDITION.

I AM SPEACHLESS. THIS GIRL WILL BE HUGE!

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008 @ 6:09am

Natural boobs and a kickass ASS on the same body is perfection... It's next to impossible to find that on such a slim body (and great abs and legs to boot)

She needs sunscreen and I don't like the square shape to her face and heavy eyelids but her body is perfection.

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008 @ 9:25am

OH YES, I HAVE TO SAY AGAIN YASMIN BRUNET IS MY FAVORITE ALREADY!

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008 @ 6:14am

wazz that dripping in second pic on page 8??!!

Friday, April 4th, 2008 @ 11:08pm

all of you loser are wayyyyy too picky.......none of you could even get a girl close to looking like this so stop bitchin and bein so judgemental, when you put your fat ugly ass up online and let us be the judge of you then you can be certified to give out criticism

Friday, April 11th, 2008 @ 5:37pm

@1: I agree whole-heartedly. She's not fugly by any stretch of the imagination, but her face and proportions just don't do it for me. Overall, she has a very Paris Hilton-ish air about her.

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 @ 5:14pm

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