18. Not Ed Yang (aka James Joyce) (Uncertified Bastard)
Thoughts:
1. Naughty little butt that begs for a spanking. I haven't seen such backsided insolence since the outtakes from the 1978 Drunken Master DVD with a young Jackie Chan.
2. Stature. I debated this one for a while. She's not small enough to fit in a suitcase (aka midget porn), but she probably eats less than one of those husky Porkland girls who vacuums grits for breakfast with more enthusiasm than when Bridgette Nielsen devoured Stallone's mini-manhood.
3. The golden heels. While that sounds like the title of a wonderful Italian operetta, I have to admit I can't get enough of her gams in gold. The Filipinos, the Mexicans, and now Hayden, have all embraced gold as the aesthetic of ultimate taste and universal proportion. I say, "Go all in, Hayden" (such as when she is assraping me with a 9" dildo that's still in the original box). Golden eyelashes, golden hair extensions, golden dress, golden stockings.
Shit, I would pay big money to put Goldschlager instead of saline in the breast implants she will doubtlessly get when her post-Heroes career begins to circle the drain.
Signed,
Dr. Goldanus, aka Not Ed Yang, aka James Joyce
So fucking hot. The way she looks in that dress and in those shoes, there is NO ONE I would rather fuck than Hayden. Excellent set. Excellent. A trigger on my boner.
wow she looks surprisingly pretty here and im actually quite impressed.howeve she could still stand to lose a few pounds.her fat little arms do nothing for me.
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dude from these photos...id hump her big tyme
The dress is too small...even for her midget ass....the shoes are tacky...
She's just a mess from tip to tail.
How can a teenager have spider veins already?
if these pics are accurate ie. not photoshopped etc. then she looks great
love the dress. i think she looks cute here.
Stunning.
If she were 6 inches taller then she would be perfect.
she does look very pretty here.
I agree with Evil.
She got the lipstick right today and the booty/legs/feet look nice.
Her best quality are her eyes.
She has aged prematurely.
I'm willing to bribe whoever runs this site for every day you don't post pictures of this midget.
She is so gorgerous. I would do everything to her.
Fat arms yuck!
This is one of the best photos I've seen from her Turkish-looking ass. Even the eyebrows somehow look better:)
Not a big fan of her body type, but she has a stunning face, and she's definitely a natural beauty.
She looks way better than usual, though that dress is way too short even for her.
hm...she has tits in this picture, yet never does in shots like this...someone stuffing with Kleenex?
whatever, someone should run Stumpy over
Thoughts:
1. Naughty little butt that begs for a spanking. I haven't seen such backsided insolence since the outtakes from the 1978 Drunken Master DVD with a young Jackie Chan.
2. Stature. I debated this one for a while. She's not small enough to fit in a suitcase (aka midget porn), but she probably eats less than one of those husky Porkland girls who vacuums grits for breakfast with more enthusiasm than when Bridgette Nielsen devoured Stallone's mini-manhood.
3. The golden heels. While that sounds like the title of a wonderful Italian operetta, I have to admit I can't get enough of her gams in gold. The Filipinos, the Mexicans, and now Hayden, have all embraced gold as the aesthetic of ultimate taste and universal proportion. I say, "Go all in, Hayden" (such as when she is assraping me with a 9" dildo that's still in the original box). Golden eyelashes, golden hair extensions, golden dress, golden stockings.
Shit, I would pay big money to put Goldschlager instead of saline in the breast implants she will doubtlessly get when her post-Heroes career begins to circle the drain.
Signed,
Dr. Goldanus, aka Not Ed Yang, aka James Joyce
God bless the Bastard for his daily post of this girl...You da man!!!!
YOWSA!!THUNDERTHIGHS,AHOY!!
wow. i seriously wanna bend her over in that dress... and the gold heels... let them stay on for action please.
This little hosehound is a fine piece of Fuck Meat. Love the tight little kit on her.
I’d spend an hour rimming her puckered pink stinkring and another hour tongue darting that teenage farthole.
Afterword that I’d immediatley jerk enough cum over her 2-3 year old tits to drown her.
Then I could get down to real business.
Looks good today. Still, only-anal quality. But really, is there anything better?
GEEZ! I'd have babies with her.
Stumpy looks like she has jizz on her cheeks in that first pic. lawlz!
Bitch and moan about her height, but her face is really Pretty, and that's all the target Mr Chubby needs.
Nice FEET!!!
So fucking hot. The way she looks in that dress and in those shoes, there is NO ONE I would rather fuck than Hayden. Excellent set. Excellent. A trigger on my boner.
ewwwwww hey toes are curling.. god bad shoe sense. the dress looks good.
pretty but her upper body looks manly
Damn yeah!!!
She's nice, but looking at her legs, I'd bet she has cellulitis already...
Wow, she looks really lovely here. This is much more...I don't know, I guess feminine than she usually looks.
hayden.... please work on your boobies. I'd love to motorboat if they were a lil bigger... :(
shes cute but theres really something unproportion in her upper body
wow she looks surprisingly pretty here and im actually quite impressed.howeve she could still stand to lose a few pounds.her fat little arms do nothing for me.
Hayden's da bidness! She need not change a thang!
i cant wait to see that pussy fucked on camera.
yes! hayden i love you! she looks amazing here. and not too much fake tanner im so proud
Bad ankle tat.
When did the smurf grow up? It looks she actually has a body
No breasts whatsoever.
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