Miranda Kerr Brings The Afternoon Links!
Thursday, February 7th, 2008 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work

- Keeley Hazell Bikini Pictures!!! [HollywoodTuna]
- Girls You Missed at Mardi Gras! [CO-ED Magazine]
- Heidi Montag's Fake Tits Try on Clothes [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- $15,000 Pre-Oscar Gift Bags [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Kirsten Dunst enters rehab [Celebslam]
- Jokey Thursday [The Bastardly Society]
- Tank rijdt door, mag dat? [Flabber]
- Rosie Wants To Lose Weight [Dlisted]
- Britney DID get breast implants [Tasteful Celebs]
- Melissa Joan Hart's baby bump! [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
- Angelina Jolie visits Iraq [Cele|bitchy]
- Christine Lakin - Girls of FHM [FHM Online]
- The New Queen of France [Fatback and Collards]
- Celebrity Lips Injections Gone Wild [CityRag]
- Britney's wacky British accent [DerekHail]
- Amy Wino Scored a Gig [Celeb Warship]
- The 10 Greatest Fights In Talk Show History [Uber]
- Eva Longoria Does BeBe Sport [The Grumpiest]
- Eva Mendes checks out of rehab [The Blemish]
- Salma Hayek Is Back Baby! [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]












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E.T phone home.
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yaaaay i just love this girl so much. i'm not bad myself, but i definitely wouldnt mind looking like her, and i dont say that about most anyone. she seems nice and down to earth too.
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Her arm looks so freaky in that very first photo..
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Her arms do look bad and are you serious PrettyKitty? She does seem down to earth but the problem is she looks like she's from another planet and I don't mean it in a she's so gorgeous she's outta this world way.
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she looks good on the last photos, not so much on the first ones
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well Flake, thats the beauty of life, we don't all have the same opinions and visions of beauty. And if looking like I'm from another planet could get me paid like she is, then I'd be ok with that.
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lokks dodgy at times (like here). even though she is without a doubt a pretty girl. her body really doesn't suit her face. it's like she would be hotter shorter.
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These women are so airbrushed who knows what they really look like.
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i forgot to change the picture of that fat bitch and i rather put a picture of a girl or me naked.
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You're a female right Weird People?
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damn she's hot
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Calm down Prettykitty, I was joking.
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Did you just make that up nora?
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She is a very cheap version of Adriana Lima cause Adriana Lima is 1000x hotter
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im not gay, i have a boyfriend.
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Oh I think i remember you saying that you prefer to look at women because they are beautiful and men aren't. Something like that. I'm the same too. I only like a very few male celebs.
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i didnt know that thinking other women are beautiful made me gay. yes i think womens bodies are more beautiful than mens, but im not sexually turn on by women, just sometimes.
yeah flake that is what i meant, im not the only women that thinks that right?
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i found her on this website, i was making fun of johnny mak, whatever his name is because he likes curvy thick girls with fat asses.
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oh yeah him. He's disappeared.
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and yes i appreciate beauty, its not a sexual thing.
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Granny~Panty!
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i think hell be back,he always comes back.
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WTF are you gals talkin about??Guys can look sexy,well, I'm pro-ana/mia,and we are not the most feminine of the bunch..lack of curves,that is.Which I personally love ;) (the lack of curves)
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yeah well , jeremy sisco when he was younger, he was cute and his attitude made him sexy and james franco. you like muscular guys right?
guys attitude and personality can make them sexy.
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well i dont think anorexic girls are sexy, sorry pam.
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right on #38, that is just the truth.
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Agree about Jeremy Sisto. i don't know what happened to him when he hit is 30's. He was so hot in May. Too bad the crazy bitch killed him.
James Franco is the guy from spiderman right? I think he's good looking but i don't find him hot.
Benicio Del Toro is so hot. Like you said attitude and personality makes them sexy. I like his shyness and the way he mumbles. i know a lot of ppl find him ugly but that's OK.
The perfect guy for me is a cartoon. click on my name. He looks good and his attitude is soo good. Not fair that he aint real.
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weird people,you don't make any sense.You allways talk about how thin girls rule.Make up your mind.
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Yes i know it's sad liking a cartoon. My brother called me a perv. Dunno how that makes me a perv but apparently it's OK for a guy to like a cartoon but not a girl.
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and forgot to add.... to those people who say she is weird and all the other shit, well, I can't blame you, women tend hate each other unless they are lesbians.
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Yuo two don't know shit.
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Thank god for our ignorance.
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why is pam so angry? i get like that when i dont eat for a long time, i have to eat every hour or two, im not fat or anything.
do you like those killer guys too, like ted bundy?arent they so sexy.
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ok,weird people,you can stop making fun of me now.
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not all women dudester.
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i wasnt making fun of you, i was actually serious, i bitch at my mom and boyfriend if i dont eat for hours, i eat a lot but i dont gain weight.
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well ive never met a serial killer. im waiting to meet one, no luck, i always end up with the good guys you know, the sensitive type guys,oh well.
yeah i like guys who play serial killers in movies or real serial killers. its sexy to me, i dont know. only if they didnt do that to me you know, or maybe it would be sexy. ted bundy got a lot of girl action while he was in jail because he was a killer, some girls like that.
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This is for you Weird people. Click on my name.
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pamela
what kind of guys do you like?
i use to have a thing for that guy from silverchair, really he was cute and sexy when he was anorexic, he still is cute, but he was sexy back then with that hair.
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I do not fancy the anorexic look on the boys..I know this guy and he is called Skeletor.. I like my men strong,but not overly so :)
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Miranda is so gorgeous
I love her accent, sweet bubbly personality, and her wide set ocean eyes.
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does he throw you against the wall? my boyfriend did but not anymore, those were the good old days.
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I cam on here only cause I saw this had so many posts, and wondered how can that be in such a short amount of time. After I clicked on it I quickly see why.
This post was for basically three loser girls using this shit as a chat session. One would think, "Just use a chat board" but then I realized who we're talking about and it's obvious that they're so pathetic their asses would get rejected even in a real chat board.
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Flake, I wasnt getting riled up, just makin a statement. You are more than entitled to your opinion and I'm glad we can disagree without it getting personal, to be honest.
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booooooooooooooooooooooooring
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Yesss Miranda!! So fucking cute! One of my faves.
Not her best pics here, but that's not her fault - blame the (overpaid) photographer.
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Thank the lord and bastardly for more pics of Miranda Kerr.
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Well look who's back. It's the fat loving attention seeking man whore.
#84, don't you just love the I love you part?
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Could you imagine Pam getting man handled? Poor thing would break.
We should go hitch hiking and find a psycho serial killer for ya Weird ppl. How abt it?
Johnny using bastardly for chatting is better than using it for fights. what's the matter? Are you afraid of getting you arse kicked in the real world nancy boy so you take your frustrations out on here to make your self feel better?
That's OK prettyKitty. I can accept that we all have different opinions unlike JohnnyMak.
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I am so excited right now.
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Christine Lakin's FHM shoot is hottt.
Oh and Miranda, you still look 15.
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yeah sometimes i love the i love you part but it gets boring after after a while, so i need to be thrown against a wall or slap you know,it feels good.
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Nothing says i love you better than him running you over with his car. If he runs you over with his truck then that my dear is true love.
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What the hell? This is why I miss the days when Petra was modelling (yes, I said Petra, go cry about it)
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The Slitheen are back!!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sja/images/wallpaper/1280x1024/ep1/slitheen.jpg
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i like her.
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she is very cute
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i'd rather have my own money and be weird looking than be 'beautiful' and have to depend on dick for money.
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Not abt the beautiful part but marrying a rich guy for money.
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No way. i like looking at women too but I don't think of them sexually. Women are much more beautiful than men. I guess we appreciate beauty. Who's the fat arsed chick?
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How about guys? Do you like any male celebs?
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Ladies just so you know black lacy is so fucking sexy hot. Granny panty is not hot. Not hot!
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Agree with you there,Flake.I just love looking at pictures of anorexic women.To me,it's perfectly normal women,though they can be quite shocking to look at,at times.
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Big difference between thin and anorexic Pam. I like thin girls like Kristen Kreuk, Vanessa Mae, winona ryder and alyssa Milano (her waist is thick though) but anorexic girls like Mary Kate and Nicole (b4 pregnancy) were gross.
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Hell,I'm talking about way more extreme than those two wannabe's.I'm just a little special person.I fucking hate big hips,and that shit.
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Hahahahahahahaha weird ppl. You're funny. I like actors who play killers. Real life killers I'm not sure. I've never met a killer. Looks alone Ted bundy did look good and so did another one. Something Ramirez. Dunno his name but they're real killers and that's a big turn off. I'm not a groupie or anything.
Christian Bale in american Psycho, Sean Bean in the hitcher, Ray Liotta in nearly all his movies. Yeah some Bad guys are hot.
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flake your dream guy is big boss a.k.a. naked snake. that game kicks so much ass it's unreal
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Flake,don't you like me,as well? :)
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No I don't have a BF. i watched that movie online. I get a masochistic vibe from you weird ppl. It's like you love being man handled. I think we all do it just depends on who's doing the handling.
Well i hope it aint the last game. I just think something really bad is gonna happen to snake. I hope they find a cure for that damn fox die. Even old snake looks hot but he's nothing compared to the young one. It's my all time fave game. i haven't played many games but I just know that there is nothing out there that would beat MGS for me.
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skinny guys are strong too.
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haha i laugh at johnny mak the fat chaser hahaha
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wow! salma hayek looks incredible on that link! she's definitely back! this is another reason why i think she might be a robot. she's just too much hotness for one woman.
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You got a point there but I would rather be beautiful and poor rather than rich and weird looking coz you could always find a rich guy to marry.
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yes im a female.
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I was waiting for you to pop up Pam. I know guys can look sexy but when it comes to looks women beat the crap out of them.
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Big difference between thin and anorexic Pam. I like thin girls like Kristen Kreuk, Vanessa Mae, winona ryder and alyssa Milano (her waist is thick though) but anorexic girls like Mary Kate and Nicole (b4 pregnancy) were gross.
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Come out with something else. I'm sick of the jealous gay comments. They've been overplayed.
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If you eat small portions 5 times a day instaed of 3 big meals it helps with weight loss coz eating small portions makes your metabolism faster. Obviously it depends on what you eat.
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You're cracking me up Weird PPl. Maybe you should change your taste to good guys and then the bad guys will come your way. Ya know when you least expect it. I'm always cheering the baddie on in the movies. Even a 'heroe' that isn't truly a heore who has a lot of a dark side and edge to him (Enter Naked and solid Snake).
I can't choose from Naked and solid Lokiman. Naked was more nicer and sensitive than Solid and he had a beard but he turned into a baddie and the graphics in snake eater were really good so he looked a lot better. I hated Solid for killing him. Solid i like because he's grumpier and nasty and really moody but he was a 'goodie' and the first MGS graphics were crap, twin snakes was OK but it wasn't that good. MGS2 had that nancy boy Raiden in it most of the time and MGS4 graphics are excellent but Solid has aged rapidly.
So I really don't know who i like. i like em both. i want both. Father and son.
I've only played MGS and the rest I'm watching on Youtube coz i don't have a playstation 2. I feel bad for Naked Snake. The shit he went through. I even watched Portable Ops and you can see why he goes to the other side in the end. It wasn't really his fault. I'm getting emotional here.
MGS4 Is gonna be the last game and David Hayter (who does his gorgeous voice) said that if ya think Naked Snake got screwed over bad wait till you watch MGS4 coz Solid get screwed over even worse.
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I don't mind you Pamela. You're entertaining in a psycho way so yes i do like you.
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click on my name Pamela. You like?
Pamela likes the big strong tall men and the skinny tall girls right?
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Only skinny guys i like are Johnny Depp (very good looking but I just don't find him hot) and viggo Mortensen only in LOTR.
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talking about loser and pathetic when the only girls he can get are fat. i told you hell be back, he always comes back.
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I made the mistake of clicking on wierd people name and that fat arsed cow came up. Why can't you have a pic of a really hot guy weird people?
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Maybe cute, but so boring.
She could never be a VS model.
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I fuckin love her
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yeah thin healthy girls, not anorexic girls, pam.
yeah he looked cute in may and clueless but he gain weight. my boyfriend met him in a poker game last year.
yeah james franco is the guy from spiderman.
benicio de toro is sexy. i dont know i like weird looking guys, you know they look different, like killers or something, thats sexy.
that is not being a perv. i saw this guy on youtube jacking of to those cartoon girls.
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hideo and his "this is the last game" talk. he said that about metal gear solid 2 & 3. last game my ass. when the mortage bill comes he'll soon get his head down for MGS5.
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@Flake {75 and 76}
Hugh Jackman is HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
I love the sexy aussie accent; it is one of my favs
That guy from Red Eye is pretty HOT and so is that guy James Franco from Spiderman
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Flake, Weird People is gay, it took me a while to realize it too. You must have not been on the threads where she said she was gay
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Corpse Bride?
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i also do that, i feel bad when they kill the bad guy, its horrible.
im in a serious relationship, my boyfriend is jews and he is already planning our wedding, he wants me to be a modest and jews. when he met me i was a hoochie, im better now.
he treats me bad sometimes when i want him to.
i dont want him to always be sweet you know, it gets boring. i try to leave him but i end up calling him and crying im to attach, so there is no chance of ever meeting a bad guy, unless i work in jail.
do you have a boyfriend?
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I only liked Hugh Jackman as Wolverine and i don't like the Australian accent. The guy from Red Eye looks like Chucky the evil doll but there was a slight hotness abt him in that clip.
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Crow's feet and all, she still has lots of adolescent qualities that make me shudder a little every time you put her pics up. Is there a looks-like-jailbait-but-perfectly-legal section?
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Lol. I love weird looking guys too.
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oh,gee,thanks,I guess..you don't mind me??
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All the guys I date/go out with/find attractive are
either skinny, lean, or very toned guys.
I don't like fat or overly muscular guys (body builders). It looks weird.
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oh god,
i forgot about that movie, i was suppose to watch it but i forgot all about it. i havent seen that movie yet.
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I only fancy my bf :)He is very strong :) I like it!
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