Eva Longoria @ Michael Kors Fall 2008 Fashion Show NYC





Eva Jacqueline Longoria Parker (born March 15, 1975) is a Golden Globe Award-nominated American film and television actress. She plays Gabrielle Solis in the ABC television series Desperate Housewives. She has also become an internationally recognized model after appearing in several high-profile advertising campaigns and numerous men's magazines. Longoria is also known for her high profile relationship with NBA guard Tony Parker, whom she married in 2007.

In 2007, the stars of Desperate Housewives each renewed their contracts with ABC for four years, worth $40 million. In November 2007, Longoria won a Bambi award in Germany for best TV Actress. Wiki




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21 Scandalous Comments

Damn that shirtdress looks good on her!

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 3:03pm

As always, nice legs and feet.

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 3:08pm

I would. And I have a feeling she'd let me.

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 3:14pm

What? She had short hair a minute ago. She could make it a little less obvious that she had hair extensions.

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 3:16pm

Picture 2....Her face is channeling Kate Beckinsale! Normally there is no likeness, but I see on there.

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 3:21pm

I would do some seriously nasty things to her, and hopefully she would return the favor, with her tongue.

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 3:25pm

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 4:50pm

She was born on March 15th...that's her only good quality.

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 5:50pm

all i can say is incredibly overated.bitch nneds to get over herself, cos her husband has already cheated on her boring ass

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 6:07pm

I would Longoria her anytime....

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 7:09pm

She doesn't need a boob job. She needs to gain the weight she's lost since DH started. Being grossly underweight wasn't cute on Calista and Courtney (Ally McBeal). It sure as hell isn't cute on her and Terri. She studied fitness and supposedly works out a lot. She is 15-20 lbs thinner than she was during her aerobics instructor-pageant princess days

1/2005
http://www.jonmega.com/gallery/download/30852-2/Eva_Longoria_Maxim_Scan_...

1/2008
http://theskinnywebsite.com/site/2008/01/24/eva-longoria-and-victoria-be...

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 8:12pm

i bet her snatch looks like a taco grande...

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 10:30pm

She is way too skinny. She is a midget. Her smile in all three pictures frighten me. Looks like a dried up rat without makeup. She made this stupid local commercial in Corpus for a grocery store. If she comes down here again, I'll take this whore out myself.

Friday, February 8th, 2008 @ 3:15am

why are they trying to make her skin lighter? Too much caked on light foundation on her face. without it she would look way better because besides the awful makeup here, she looks hot

Friday, February 8th, 2008 @ 3:30am

Please stop posting pics of this fugly trash whore. kthnx.

Friday, February 8th, 2008 @ 4:49am

Just wanna feel her legs wrapped around my back

Friday, February 8th, 2008 @ 10:27am

YO, CAN YOU PLEASE STOP POSING THIS PIECE OF SHIT FUGLY ASS PICTURE PLEASE, DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Monday, February 11th, 2008 @ 12:47am

SHES LOOKING REALLY GORGEOUS =O
REALLY DECENT LOOKING :)
AND THIS IS COMING FROM A NON-FAN
NICE!

Monday, February 11th, 2008 @ 10:59am

She has a face like a mouse and needs a boob job. Highly overrated!!!

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 3:04pm

stupid bitch looks like she just woke up.

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 3:08pm

Did she tone down her makeup? Looks better!

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 3:22pm

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