Christina Aguilera Use Grey Sharpie To Sign Autographs!
Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 late in the damn evening, after tantric sex

More importantly, let us all enjoy Christina's large breasts. Oh yeah, she was signing copies of her Back to Basics tour DVD at Best Buy... but whatever.












wtf......isn't that CD really old
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hahhahahahahahah @1 thats effing hilarious
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I'M hungry and thirsty all of a sudden!!
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Damn those are huge. But I see she's still applying makeup with a shovel.
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The bleached-out eyebrows look pretty bad.
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wow, her face is soooooo unattractive. even her boobs have makeup on them.
and aren't you supposed to lay off the hair dye when you're pregnant/breast feeding??
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thoses eye-blow are breached 89% bad, face looks okay at 60%, 40% unattractive... and lol, thats not grey sharpie... thats a sliver sharpie
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sorry for double... that background looks like BESTBUY sponsership from jeremy mayfield fall race #66 car
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Dear god pic on page 2 is SCARY! And why is her face caked with white powder while the rest of her is orange?
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Good god, she looks fucking ridiculous.....
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she doesnt need all that makeup shes really caked on, those red lips gotta go..=(
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retarded inbred porno clown beast russ meyer extra
why does her face look so ugly?
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MONSTER BOOBS!!!!!!!! love it
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She really needs to tone the makeup down. That shit is out of control.
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she should stop using tons of make up and dye hair hair to darker color cos shes looking like a porn star
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doesn't a woman gotta heal up...before she sluts that slit up again...?
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That just hidieous... has a kid, porks up, and looks like she uses a trowel for her makeup.
Give it up, your 15 seconds are over
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boobies!
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she must have ACNE.i know that if i caked my face in that funky shit,id have a major breakout.sheesh.tone it down,xtina.you look like a skank.
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That's what she gets for fucking a monkey.
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too much make-up. too much hair dye. she looks like she's breastfeeding. i thought hair bleaching wasn't allowed during that type so the baby isn't sucking on peroxide
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Hate the makeup... she is not that ugly to used that much.
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Yamma mama those things are hugh.
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What's that tatoo say inflate to 50 lbs.
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I'd hit it twice.
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GOT MILK
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wow huuuuuuge titties!
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First, yes you can still breastfeed after you've had a breast agumentation
Second, Xtina - Honey, your boobs are large enough you really don't have to hightlight them with shimmery powder....
Third, your makeup makes you look like Hachet-Face...
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I want her to get a makeover on one of those shows. You may not think she's hot, but she looks a hell of a lot better if she'd do her hair and makeup like a human.
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I think she is ugly too. But my face shape is kind of like hers and were both half latina's who pass for white girls so I dont make fun of her too much. And those boobs are half silicone and half milk.
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Exactly,Betty Boop!!She would be sooo much better with less makeup..hell,she is even prettier with no makeup at all than that clown-face,believe me!!Plus,with that really white hair and white face,she resembles an Albino..
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it's a silver sharpie, you bastard. what about those paint cans? makes me want to suckle.
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her body is FUCKIN NIiiiiiiice.....but lose da clown make up hoe.
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repulsive sickening face
but great boobies!
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Picture 2, the more you look at it the scarier it gets... what´s that!!
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i would love to ram that miss dirty aguilera
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i hope her baby is hungry/thirsty
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I'm not a huge fan (I'm actually quite small), but those tits are lookin vein ripe!!!!!
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Damn those titties look nice!
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DAYUM! Look at the weight stress on those feet!
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and why are her eyebrows grey?
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I hope she has better parenting skills then Brit Brit.
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why the hell is she still sporting that bright red lipstick?
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She's so pretty but the way she fixes herself up is so trashy.
The boobs look great though. They've managed to become more natural looking since the pregnancy.
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eww...i just cant get over that face
it is so disgusting oh dear lord i think i am gonna have nightmares
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wow when did she get a boob job????? j/k
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ugly
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I actually like her better now, she was too damn skinny.
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I love Christina, but that makeup is fucked up. Looks like her face is melting off!
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Can women breastfeed with implants like hers?
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