Bastardly Lady of the Day - Chelsea
Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch

Chelsea writes:
Hey bastards! Sending this through my boyfriend's email really quick, we both think I have what it takes to be a BLOTD! I think I'm hotter than most of these bitches!
Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Victoria Beckham
Do you like your boobs?
They could be bigger.
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Yes, I would!
Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
No. :(
Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
I think Madeline cheated with her pictures, so she's my least favorite!
What makes you Bastardly?
No idea, let me know.
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Huh? Didn't we have this fug already??
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you look like a shitty version of Lacey Chabert.
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^They all look the same.
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I'll bang with blind folds
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Dear God....no profile shots and two kissy faces. Send her back to high school! Terrible BLOTD
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Is this a joke? No pics with animals or dudes in it should be posted.
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I call new rule: Any more stupid, retarded, crackhead, dumbass pucker lips...AUTOMATIC RETARD
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Sent through my boyfriends emai, haha, right. More like a dude sent them to figure out if he should go out with the chick, depending on the feedback. Well, don't. Save yourself some pain. Too late? Sorry dude, there's always hooters, or hookers.
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on their snatch ?
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She's pretty cute but it's basically just some pictures off her Facebook page. They're interchangable with a million other pictures. Cute but boring.
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Stupid MySpace has turned all you fucking women into wanna be trout pouty idiots.
Be original for christ sake. Come on, Hello Kitty? What are you, 13???
You had potential, but the pictures chosen are horrible.
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Nice bod but I guess she's making funny faces for a reason.
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I am in a Villa at the Bellagio with your $3M. Ask the concierge to take you to see Mr. Cat. Leave your dog and underwear at home. I'm waiting....
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A name like Chelsea.......................gotta be a hottie
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Some dumb broad. Here's some advice only u and your bf think that silly faces are cute. The 99.9% rest of the population who dont know you and couldnt careless if you died tommorrow think that you look like a dumbass bitch incapable of taking a decent photo.
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I hope #4 doesn't mind me citing his words:
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Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Victoria Beckham
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU??
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Seriously, WTF!?
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Not ugly, but definitely the type of girl you see at any mall.
When are girls going to realize that the trout pout DOES NOT make you sexy?
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hmm, she either looks startled or puckered... perhaps photos were taken at the exact moment her BF stuck it in her butt.
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Aren't you a little too old to be kissing a Hello-Kitty toy??
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You're kinda average.
Next.
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You are middle of the pack for BLOTD, which isn't saying much.
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she is ok
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Worthless skanky cunt #325561654!!!!
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WOW!!! you actually had me going until I saw pic 2..................WTF!!!!!!! Leave your DOGS AND BITCHES out of pics!!!!!!!!!!! and those faces.......OMG!!!!! you are REALLY RETARDED!!!!!!!!! next BLOTD please!!!!!!!
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Cute, but there are literally thousands of girls that look exactly like her across america.
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Default American...
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I agree w/ all the "Default American" comments - if I met this girl and hung out with her all day, I'd still forget her about 5 minutes later.
She looks exactly like every other slutty, fake-tanned, short-shorts-wearing American teenager.
NEXT!! (Also, she has a dog-face.)
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Cute. She looks like a mixture of guidette and "bro" chick. Both happen to be my type so I approve of her.
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she gets a lot of credit from me for hating the fake model bitch too. so I wold have to say she is my favorite right now.
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she's really cute, but she doesn't quite get the 4th star for me because of the "i'm hotter than most of these bitches" comment. even if you know you're gorgeous, don't be so fucking vain.
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I like that you chose Victoria Beckham. 4 stars. I like your eyes 1 star. Take away 3 for having not much of a body at all and 2 stars it is. Yes. 2 stars. You must do some things to your boyfriend that nobody has ever done before or else he wouldn't be saying that shit.
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ya jew!
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UGH THOSE FUCKING FACES
ps - no one can tell what you look like when you do that, so your opinion regarding your looks is completely null and void.
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the faces are stupid but she's cute as hell. however we need a minimum requirement for the pics that these broads submit... where's the body shots for fucks sake?!
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So boring I could weep.
Distictly below average.
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100% cute face, 367% boring side.... an thoses picture are from summer 2007
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i just wasted 2 minutes of my life...
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very cute dog!
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who's this ugly idiot?
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imagine settling for her...when you can give the gift of single parent welfare...
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@ #50 you came pretty quickly.
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Not buying it. I bet you've been come home from Brothers drunk off your ass & fucked by your dog. ;( Bad news bears.
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also #50 isn't me.
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Slightly cute...not cute enough to even think she's "hotter than most of these bitches"
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she's really cute/pretty... but her confidence comes off a little vain.. but that might just be because it's the internet, or she's trying to be funny.
all and all, i think she's one of the better BLOTDs.
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Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Victoria Beckham
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU??
you are no bastard. you just retarded.
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Crap
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You chose Victoria fucking Beckham!?
Big turn off.
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Why can't we just get some regular pictures.. what's up with all the faces...
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Sorry vanilla mayonnaise BORING & nothing special.
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BORING.AND THAT DOG IS CUTER THAN SHE IS
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"I think I’m hotter than most of these bitches!"
Are you fucking kidding me? Girl, you need some reality check...your face is so wrong on so many levels; I dont even know where so start.
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"default american"
more like default jew
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Can you make one normal face in your pictures, or this that your normal face?
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Oh and yes, I agree with what you are implying on page 2. I would like to punch you for making that face!
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You're cute in a regular, Long Island chick kind of way. Madeline Cheated, but at least we know what she actually looked like.....Not quite sure here.....
Also....Lead your dog...don't let it lead you....You will find that if you keep the dog behind you that eventually he or she will stop pulling. Lead from the moment you take the dog out the door. You go first.
I give you a 3 cause your my cute, but the Victoria Beckham (dead fish) comment and the mention of your boyfriend kept me from giving you a 4.
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I've heard a lot of girls will put peanut butter on their you know what and have the dog lick it off. That true?
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