Bastardly Lady of the Day - Chelsea





Chelsea writes:

Hey bastards! Sending this through my boyfriend's email really quick, we both think I have what it takes to be a BLOTD! I think I'm hotter than most of these bitches!



Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Victoria Beckham

Do you like your boobs?
They could be bigger.

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Yes, I would!

Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
No. :(

Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
I think Madeline cheated with her pictures, so she's my least favorite!

What makes you Bastardly?
No idea, let me know.

*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to bastardly.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won't be so nice as to actually “take down” pictures. However, if we think you're hot then you might just be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!

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57 Scandalous Comments

Huh? Didn't we have this fug already??

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 @ 1:33pm
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you look like a shitty version of Lacey Chabert.

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 @ 1:34pm
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^They all look the same.

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 @ 1:35pm
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I'll bang with blind folds

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 @ 1:36pm
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Dear God....no profile shots and two kissy faces. Send her back to high school! Terrible BLOTD

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 @ 1:40pm
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Is this a joke? No pics with animals or dudes in it should be posted.

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 @ 1:41pm
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I call new rule: Any more stupid, retarded, crackhead, dumbass pucker lips...AUTOMATIC RETARD

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 @ 1:53pm
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Sent through my boyfriends emai, haha, right. More like a dude sent them to figure out if he should go out with the chick, depending on the feedback. Well, don't. Save yourself some pain. Too late? Sorry dude, there's always hooters, or hookers.

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 @ 1:56pm
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on their snatch ?

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 @ 1:59pm
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She's pretty cute but it's basically just some pictures off her Facebook page. They're interchangable with a million other pictures. Cute but boring.

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 @ 2:07pm
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Stupid MySpace has turned all you fucking women into wanna be trout pouty idiots.

Be original for christ sake. Come on, Hello Kitty? What are you, 13???

You had potential, but the pictures chosen are horrible.

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 @ 2:09pm
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Nice bod but I guess she's making funny faces for a reason.

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 @ 2:18pm
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I am in a Villa at the Bellagio with your $3M. Ask the concierge to take you to see Mr. Cat. Leave your dog and underwear at home. I'm waiting....

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 @ 2:27pm
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A name like Chelsea.......................gotta be a hottie

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 @ 2:37pm
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Some dumb broad. Here's some advice only u and your bf think that silly faces are cute. The 99.9% rest of the population who dont know you and couldnt careless if you died tommorrow think that you look like a dumbass bitch incapable of taking a decent photo.

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 @ 2:57pm
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I hope #4 doesn't mind me citing his words:
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Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?

Victoria Beckham

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU??
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Seriously, WTF!?

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 @ 2:59pm
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Not ugly, but definitely the type of girl you see at any mall.

When are girls going to realize that the trout pout DOES NOT make you sexy?

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 @ 3:10pm
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hmm, she either looks startled or puckered... perhaps photos were taken at the exact moment her BF stuck it in her butt.

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 @ 3:16pm
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Aren't you a little too old to be kissing a Hello-Kitty toy??

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 @ 3:26pm
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You're kinda average.

Next.

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 @ 3:51pm
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You are middle of the pack for BLOTD, which isn't saying much.

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 @ 4:10pm
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she is ok

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 @ 4:18pm
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Worthless skanky cunt #325561654!!!!

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 @ 4:46pm
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WOW!!! you actually had me going until I saw pic 2..................WTF!!!!!!! Leave your DOGS AND BITCHES out of pics!!!!!!!!!!! and those faces.......OMG!!!!! you are REALLY RETARDED!!!!!!!!! next BLOTD please!!!!!!!

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 @ 4:59pm
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Cute, but there are literally thousands of girls that look exactly like her across america.

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 @ 5:30pm
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Default American...

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 @ 7:53pm
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I agree w/ all the "Default American" comments - if I met this girl and hung out with her all day, I'd still forget her about 5 minutes later.
She looks exactly like every other slutty, fake-tanned, short-shorts-wearing American teenager.

NEXT!! (Also, she has a dog-face.)

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 @ 8:07pm
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Cute. She looks like a mixture of guidette and "bro" chick. Both happen to be my type so I approve of her.

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 @ 8:44pm
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she gets a lot of credit from me for hating the fake model bitch too. so I wold have to say she is my favorite right now.

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 @ 9:03pm
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she's really cute, but she doesn't quite get the 4th star for me because of the "i'm hotter than most of these bitches" comment. even if you know you're gorgeous, don't be so fucking vain.

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 @ 9:08pm
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I like that you chose Victoria Beckham. 4 stars. I like your eyes 1 star. Take away 3 for having not much of a body at all and 2 stars it is. Yes. 2 stars. You must do some things to your boyfriend that nobody has ever done before or else he wouldn't be saying that shit.

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 @ 10:27pm
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ya jew!

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 @ 11:18pm
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UGH THOSE FUCKING FACES

ps - no one can tell what you look like when you do that, so your opinion regarding your looks is completely null and void.

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 12:14am
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the faces are stupid but she's cute as hell. however we need a minimum requirement for the pics that these broads submit... where's the body shots for fucks sake?!

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 1:18am
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So boring I could weep.

Distictly below average.

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 1:56am
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100% cute face, 367% boring side.... an thoses picture are from summer 2007

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 2:03am
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i just wasted 2 minutes of my life...

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 3:39am
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very cute dog!

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 4:33am
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who's this ugly idiot?

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 4:52am
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imagine settling for her...when you can give the gift of single parent welfare...

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 9:11am
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@ #50 you came pretty quickly.

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 11:11am
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Not buying it. I bet you've been come home from Brothers drunk off your ass & fucked by your dog. ;( Bad news bears.

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 1:35pm
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also #50 isn't me.

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 1:36pm
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Slightly cute...not cute enough to even think she's "hotter than most of these bitches"

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 8:54pm
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she's really cute/pretty... but her confidence comes off a little vain.. but that might just be because it's the internet, or she's trying to be funny.

all and all, i think she's one of the better BLOTDs.

Sunday, February 10th, 2008 @ 1:08am
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Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?

Victoria Beckham

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU??

you are no bastard. you just retarded.

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 @ 1:35pm
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Crap

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 @ 1:40pm
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You chose Victoria fucking Beckham!?

Big turn off.

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 @ 1:42pm
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Why can't we just get some regular pictures.. what's up with all the faces...

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 @ 1:54pm
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Sorry vanilla mayonnaise BORING & nothing special.

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 @ 1:56pm
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BORING.AND THAT DOG IS CUTER THAN SHE IS

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 @ 2:00pm
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"I think I’m hotter than most of these bitches!"

Are you fucking kidding me? Girl, you need some reality check...your face is so wrong on so many levels; I dont even know where so start.

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 @ 3:05pm
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"default american"

more like default jew

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 @ 8:18pm
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Can you make one normal face in your pictures, or this that your normal face?

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 @ 1:41pm
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Oh and yes, I agree with what you are implying on page 2. I would like to punch you for making that face!

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 @ 1:55pm
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You're cute in a regular, Long Island chick kind of way. Madeline Cheated, but at least we know what she actually looked like.....Not quite sure here.....
Also....Lead your dog...don't let it lead you....You will find that if you keep the dog behind you that eventually he or she will stop pulling. Lead from the moment you take the dog out the door. You go first.
I give you a 3 cause your my cute, but the Victoria Beckham (dead fish) comment and the mention of your boyfriend kept me from giving you a 4.

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 @ 1:58pm
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I've heard a lot of girls will put peanut butter on their you know what and have the dog lick it off. That true?

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 @ 1:58pm
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