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honestly looks interesting, but i'm not expecting much as far as alba's acting chops go

Friday, February 1st, 2008 @ 4:33pm
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Did anyone really believe this move would be anything but a fuckfest?
38% on Rotten Tomatoes.
As an actress she is way overrated.
As a "beauty" she's also in that same bracket.

Friday, February 1st, 2008 @ 4:35pm
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LOL, oops "Suckfest"

Friday, February 1st, 2008 @ 4:36pm
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she looks great as always

Friday, February 1st, 2008 @ 4:42pm
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She is a terrible actress, the only good movie she was in that was any good was Sin City and she had a small part.

She does look amazing pregnant, she is filling out nicely.

Friday, February 1st, 2008 @ 4:44pm
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she gets nice boobs at least...

Friday, February 1st, 2008 @ 4:53pm
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BTW the was a picture of her in yesterday's NY POst. it was a snap froma photoshotoot she just did, and shje didnt look pregnant.

im betting this bitch fakes a miscarriage.

and as for the Eye, like EVERYOTHER US Remake of a J-Horror flick...its bound to be a pathetic piece of shit, and with Alba in it, this might be the worst one ever.

Friday, February 1st, 2008 @ 5:03pm
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She might suck as an actress but I would put many, many dents in the fetus' forehead. She is a great looking woman.

Friday, February 1st, 2008 @ 5:18pm
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She is a very beautiful girl. Physically speaking, she is a specimen. But I'm passed the age where I'll go see a movie just because it has a hot girl in it.

Friday, February 1st, 2008 @ 5:35pm
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Come on, she's not that bad. I've seen a few episodes of "Dark angel" and she was actually quite good in it.

Friday, February 1st, 2008 @ 5:42pm
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Just rent the original Hong Kong film which also goes by the same name.

Friday, February 1st, 2008 @ 5:48pm
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finally she shows the pregnant cleavage

Friday, February 1st, 2008 @ 6:02pm
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No! That movie sux.

Friday, February 1st, 2008 @ 6:14pm
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Her face looks much better when she chunks out. Skinny Alba has a long narrow horse face. Pregnant Alba glows.

The previews for The Eye are so pathetic. There isn't any good acting in the PREVIEW when they're trying to show the best parts! hahahahah! Who gave this chick a starring role? Damn my dog could emote better than this talentless HACK.

Friday, February 1st, 2008 @ 6:28pm
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well usually i fucking love jhorror, but The Eye is an exception to the rule.that movie sucks greasy ass.it isnt scary or crepy at all.its a shit film to begin with and adding this mexican whore is going to make it 600 times worst.one to avoid, methinks.

Friday, February 1st, 2008 @ 7:17pm
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They're coming in nicely.

Friday, February 1st, 2008 @ 7:28pm
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this chick wears too many cloths. i know shes preggers and needs to cover up now, but we got nothing post pregnacy either... damn it!

Friday, February 1st, 2008 @ 7:41pm
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The mommy glow suits her well. Her face finally glows again.
I have free tickets for The Eye, so I'm going to see it tomorrow...uh...I'm sure it'll change my life.

Friday, February 1st, 2008 @ 7:45pm
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I can't believe this bitch ruined a classic!

Friday, February 1st, 2008 @ 7:50pm
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average and ordinary as hell

Friday, February 1st, 2008 @ 8:51pm
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I'm so sick of this bitch. Put her in a single file line with Shitney, Karsluttian, and Longwhoria and I'll take them out with a single AP bullet.

Friday, February 1st, 2008 @ 9:28pm
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big papi
hahahhahahah

but she and eva are latina
how could you do that to your own kind?
dont be a traitor now.

Friday, February 1st, 2008 @ 11:02pm
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She needs to blend that concealer under her eyes...

Saturday, February 2nd, 2008 @ 2:31am
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Welcome back titties!

Saturday, February 2nd, 2008 @ 3:03am
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O-VER-RA-TED! *clap,clap, clapclapclap*

Saturday, February 2nd, 2008 @ 3:09am
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Jessica is the skinniest pregnant woman I've ever seen, esp. since she is supposedly in her 2nd trimester. I'm not a huge fan of hers, but judging of your comments on how this extra weight makes her looks better, how much skinnier was she?!?! Looks like her left shoe don't fit too.

Saturday, February 2nd, 2008 @ 3:29am
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Jessica Alba and Nicole Ritchie need to stay pregnant all the time. It's the only way to keep them from becoming too skinny again.

Saturday, February 2nd, 2008 @ 7:02am
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check out her private pics on her friend's blog here:
sammygirl23.blogspot.com

Saturday, February 2nd, 2008 @ 9:25am
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shes fat, pregnant, her face looks like a fucking too tan marshmellow, and lets face it, that abortion, i mean movie will make about a nickel.
fat, herpes, knocked up, bitch, just spit out that bastard mexican, you fugly concieted bitch

Saturday, February 2nd, 2008 @ 11:44am
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Big Papi

I’m so sick of this bitch. Put her in a single file line with Shitney, Karsluttian, and Longwhoria and I’ll take them out with a single AP bullet.

im with you, big papi. im so sick of this uber overrated skank pile. everyone whos like, "oh she looks good pregant! she glows!" right, thats her oily skin ( covered with gobs of pancake makeup so we cant see her hideous acne), her face is fat, it reminds me of a sad clown and when shes "skinny" (LOL) her face is just plain manly. like her (maybe) baby daddy, bitch should do ads for gilette for men ha ha
i hope she dies in childbirth, but then all her "fans" (ie, pimply, adolecent boys, balding ugly desperate men, and SOME delusional retarded females who seem to think she can do no wrong) would hold some vigil, it would be ALL OVER E!, entertainment 2nite, VH1, MTV, anywhere shes popped a herpes pustule-- i mean showed her fug face, and it begins. "she was so wonderful! not concieted ( MY ASS! ), a genuinely nice girl" fucking BULLSHIT
this bitch needs to just fucking piss off. im so sick of her knocked up, unmarried slutty whore self.
herpes anyone?

Saturday, February 2nd, 2008 @ 1:22pm
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Jessica has no talent & is a complete wannabe.
I’m so tired of her washed up ass. You may have been in Sin city and Fantastic Four but you didn’t CARRY those movies. Get a clue chica & wipe derek jeter’s remains off your mouth. hmm, can you get herpes on your hands? lol
i fucking wish this bitch would just disappear

Saturday, February 2nd, 2008 @ 1:40pm
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If she ant playing the part of the sexy kickass girl or Im not interested...

Saturday, February 2nd, 2008 @ 5:13pm
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the original version from asia is very good

Saturday, February 2nd, 2008 @ 6:03pm
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I hate closeups of Jessica. I think she looks hot from far away--that is when you can't see her ugly frog eyes!

Saturday, February 2nd, 2008 @ 10:37pm
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major eye bags ...looks tired

Sunday, February 3rd, 2008 @ 10:35am
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She is just so fucking boring.

Sunday, February 3rd, 2008 @ 10:50am
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i agree, shes ugly, boring, egotistical, rude and a walking joke. walking on HUGE ass feet! ewwwww! im 5'6 ( i think the same hight as her but i think shes like, 5'7 ) and i wear a size 6 shoe! SHE wears chucks that look like they were specially made for fucking shaquille o'neil. when will everyone just get the FUCK over her fugl;y ass???!!

Sunday, February 3rd, 2008 @ 5:04pm
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Overrated? Wow, you must be a Brad Pitt look-a-like. This girl is a dream-cum-true for any man.

Sunday, February 3rd, 2008 @ 9:27pm
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Chickie your feet must be real small for your height as majority of people who have size 6 feet are between 5'1 to 5'4. Jessicas feet look about a size 9 and that would be averge for her height.

Monday, February 4th, 2008 @ 5:36am
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28Blue EyedAngel:

ARE You impressed because she looks skinny? HA! This arrogant ho wears Spanx! That's how f*cking vain she is.

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 @ 7:49pm
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Hell ya, she only sucks up to the photogs when she promoting something or HAS MAKE-UP ON.

http://www.tmz.com/2007/10/08/jessica-alba-is-no-angel/

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 @ 7:55pm
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She used her body to get into the industry then she started b*tching that she only got the “sexy roles!” and that she hates to be considered sexy, then she follows it with spreading it in every guy’s magazine in existence.

“I’m so tired of getting the sexy roles! I want to be a serious actress.”

Then don’t accept the SEXY ROLES, and stop posing half naked, idiot.

"Oh my Gawd! I don't know why people are sooo obsessed with my ass!"

SHUT UP BITCH!

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 @ 8:01pm
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what the hell? I lived in albuquerque for 7 years… there's hiking, the academy, the tramway, not to mention an hour away is santa fe, wineries… and there's garduno's, plus a multitude of private high end restaurants…. I guess good restaurants must be chains and in that case all that she must recognize is wal-mart…wow i guess she must be the only celebrity missing out.. since JULIA ROBERTS does live there.

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 @ 8:04pm
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FUNNY HOW IN THE “ELLE” MAGAZINE INTERVIEW SHE BLAMED EVERYONE ELSE FOR HER ****** MOVIES TANKING.

“YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE HOW MUCH HE (PAUL WALKER), WAS PAID AND HE DIDN’T DO AS MUCH PROMOTING FOR THE MOVIE.”

THEN SHE SAYS THAT HE HELPED PRODUCE IT! There you go IDIOT, maybe that’s why he got paid MORE than you! Producing a movie pays more than frolicking around in a bikini, you know.

SHE IS SO STUPID.

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 @ 8:06pm
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The movie FUCKING STINKS!!! We snuck in for about 45 minutes- it was so fucking stupid and boring. And she is just the fucking worst. A laughable performance. The "monster" is some shitty ghost of a depressed latina who hung herself in a fucking tortilla factory (and donated her eyes to Jessica Alba) and wants to save a little white girl from burning to death in Tijuana. I'm not kidding– that is how stupid this piece of shit is. The only part (that had the 8 people in the audience all laughing) was when blind Jessica grabs a fucking pipe to try to beat the suicide lady (who just hung herself in the closet). I totally thought that a bunch of candy was going to spill out of her!!! The movie was written by a mexican dude with an insane sense of fucking humor. Jessica Alba is the Fantastic BORE!!!!!

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 @ 8:18pm
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GOOD THING I HAVE NOT SPENT MONEY TO SEE THIS SNOBBY HO'S MOVIES.
HERE SHE IS RUBBING IT IN AGAIN ABOUT HER LOOKS.

Jessica Alba said the main reason why she had to sign on to do the Fantastic Four sequel was because her stretchy suit wouldn’t be able to fit another actress. WHY YOU ASK? Because she has hips… what the heck does that make the rest of us?

Jessica Alba hass told how she had no choice about doing a Fantastic Four sequel - as she is the only actress who can fit into her skin-tight outfit “I have a booty and big hips so the suit is made to allow for that. It’s like a second skin and looks like it too!”

WE GET IT BITCH, NOW SHUT UP.

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 @ 8:37pm
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She's hideous now. She looks like shes 47 now!

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 8:18pm
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disgusting whore. looking as retarded as usual. hope the movie tanks. bet the herpes ridden slut doesnt know who the father is, narrowed it down to 30 guys. The other 50 fucked in the ass and mouth

Saturday, February 16th, 2008 @ 9:31am
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the trailer of the movie looks shit. but cot dayum, she's sexy

Friday, February 1st, 2008 @ 5:04pm
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And by the way, notice with just some more weight on her how much better she looks.

Friday, February 1st, 2008 @ 5:49pm
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Good lord,i want to f*ck her.

Saturday, February 2nd, 2008 @ 9:27am
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I love Jessica Alba, and I love preggo chicks. Hot.

Sunday, February 3rd, 2008 @ 5:05pm
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I was just at the perez hilton blog. And her new movie the Eye bombed. Hah, hah, nobody wants to see her ugly ass. In fact The Hannah Montana movie did way better and made more money. Hah, hah, hah, she got whooped by Miley Cyrus.

Sunday, February 3rd, 2008 @ 9:32pm
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Here's another one of her quotes:

"In Albuquerque there’s really only one restaurant that’s pretty good. You can only take Applebee’s and Chili’s so much. Our big day was hanging out at Wal-Mart for five hours. It was like, ‘Yea Wal-Mart!'"

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 @ 8:03pm
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Sunday, August 24th, 2008 @ 9:51pm
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Sunday, August 24th, 2008 @ 9:53pm
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