5. Dan-O/aka Edward Yang/aka Richard Chance (Uncertified Bastard)
I just clipped my knee getting up from my desk. I fell to the ground. It took my breath away. I thought I was going to vomit. It felt like my knee was struck by lightning. The girl in the next office over walked in to get something out of my filing cabinet and laughed at me. In the six months I've been working her that is the first sound I've heard coming out of her mouth. Serves me right. All these filthy things I write all day long.
She would go topless in a movie if the script was right, but yet won't pose for "topless" photos even though she's been offered lots of money. Wants to be a VS girl, but won't pose "topless". Moment of Irony occurs when penniless indie film dude with hand-held vid-cam runs into her on streets of London with an outline he just scribbled down on a napkin in the coffee shop he exited, and asks her to slip into the alley with him so he can shoot a scene. Gemma, being the uber-intellect business woman she is, tells him she wants co-producer status and half the gross, and then she'll let the twins star in the film.
For some reason, this chick does nothing for me. I can't figure it out. By rational calculation I can conclude that she is, indeed, hot. Cute round face, simple auburn hair, bright green eyes, monster rack (which isn't overly fake-looking), nice skin, etc. etc. etc.
Still, nothing. Yawn. Usually a chick of this magnitude would light my loins.
Maybe I secretly hate the British. I bet if she was Chzeck or Brazilian I'd find her irresistible. Come to think of it, I'm apathetic towards all those British glamour models: Lucy Pender, Gemma, Kelly Brooke, Michelle Marsh, Jordan Price (in her hey-day) and all those WAGs... I yawn at them all. HA HA! I've solved it! I inherently despise British women!
14, this bitch would do full on anal hardcore if the MONEY was right. Fuck the script.....I think it's safe to say she won't be at the podium for the Oscars in this lifetime. She'll take whatever she can get. There have got to be nudies of her out there somewhere, aren't there?
Her body is bangin'. Face... so,so. Her tits are really huge, but i've noticed with almost every girl i see with big tits, their ass isn't a match , or if a girl has a big ass, her tits are disappointing. This is what I see with Gemma. Her ass is borderline flat, but I think her breasts make up for it and then some...still i'd rather have a nice ass over nice boobs. I could always get a boob job.... but who the hell ever gets butt implants?
her face looks funny on that second picture in the first page, her eyes look very droopy, am i the only one that notices that? i guess her body makes up for that.
c'mon anybody with a half decent face like hers could be done up and airbrushed to look like that.
those tits are famously fake
jesus i cna't beleive this is considered good looking today. it's just plasticy shit.
I honest to god think that her tits are hideous - they look like the would feel disgusting to touch and I bet that they don't move at all when she runs... YUK!
yeah, you fucking wish you could be a VS model with that body...those models are tiny, saying they arent too skinny...nothing is special about this chick, nothing...just 2 huge knockers, which arent even real
looks like a typical college whore, nothing special at all..If her boobs were real that would make her a little hot but since they're not I say she's a 2 in my book.
I still don't like the "my boobs are extremely painful" look, but besides that, she's hot. Love the hair, skin, eyes, cute little face. She's adorable but I'm sure I wouldn't like her anymore if I heard her speak.
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38. Dan-O/aka Edward Yang/aka Richard Chance (Uncertified Bastard)
She makes my dick hard. If I had some Kiehl's Moisturizure to spare I would go into the employee bathroom and rub one out. Fake tits or no, Gemma is a Sex Robot come to life. If I die I want to come back as a pair of her underwear. I bet her puss smells like fresh saltwater taffy.
poor girl, she ended up with cockroaches in her bra when she was in the jungle. that is so horrible, god i hate cockroaches, i cant eat after i see a roach or sleep, so ugly.
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Bangers 'n' mash. Followed up with some bubble and squeak. That should be self explanatory....
If I could only hear her english accent, that would put me over the edge. Luv her!
mwahahha i just noticed the name of this magazine
"nuts"
haha
havent we seen this photoshoot 3 times already?
shes has a really hot face.
I just clipped my knee getting up from my desk. I fell to the ground. It took my breath away. I thought I was going to vomit. It felt like my knee was struck by lightning. The girl in the next office over walked in to get something out of my filing cabinet and laughed at me. In the six months I've been working her that is the first sound I've heard coming out of her mouth. Serves me right. All these filthy things I write all day long.
Far superior to Daniel Lloyd, or however you spell it. Lusty, busty and cute.
I love this slut for her personality...and huge tits.
so hot
amazing
she's perfect
I'm not a lesbian, but looking at Gemma...I'm confused
E. Normous you really have such a way with words,a real ladies man.
She would go topless in a movie if the script was right, but yet won't pose for "topless" photos even though she's been offered lots of money. Wants to be a VS girl, but won't pose "topless". Moment of Irony occurs when penniless indie film dude with hand-held vid-cam runs into her on streets of London with an outline he just scribbled down on a napkin in the coffee shop he exited, and asks her to slip into the alley with him so he can shoot a scene. Gemma, being the uber-intellect business woman she is, tells him she wants co-producer status and half the gross, and then she'll let the twins star in the film.
For some reason, this chick does nothing for me. I can't figure it out. By rational calculation I can conclude that she is, indeed, hot. Cute round face, simple auburn hair, bright green eyes, monster rack (which isn't overly fake-looking), nice skin, etc. etc. etc.
Still, nothing. Yawn. Usually a chick of this magnitude would light my loins.
Maybe I secretly hate the British. I bet if she was Chzeck or Brazilian I'd find her irresistible. Come to think of it, I'm apathetic towards all those British glamour models: Lucy Pender, Gemma, Kelly Brooke, Michelle Marsh, Jordan Price (in her hey-day) and all those WAGs... I yawn at them all. HA HA! I've solved it! I inherently despise British women!
Hmmmm... why do I like Abigail Clancy?
on a side note...Lewis Hamilton is the 2nd most overrated race car driver in auto sports right now.
whose number 1, phiL?
most OVERRATED?
Dale Jr.
I'll bang her for months!!!
I like her in the candids better - the more natural look.
Damn I love this girl. Photoshoots or candids, she can do no wrong in my book.
She was on a show with Janice Dickinson? Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh. I want to see that!!
14, this bitch would do full on anal hardcore if the MONEY was right. Fuck the script.....I think it's safe to say she won't be at the podium for the Oscars in this lifetime. She'll take whatever she can get. There have got to be nudies of her out there somewhere, aren't there?
Her body is bangin'. Face... so,so. Her tits are really huge, but i've noticed with almost every girl i see with big tits, their ass isn't a match , or if a girl has a big ass, her tits are disappointing. This is what I see with Gemma. Her ass is borderline flat, but I think her breasts make up for it and then some...still i'd rather have a nice ass over nice boobs. I could always get a boob job.... but who the hell ever gets butt implants?
her face looks funny on that second picture in the first page, her eyes look very droopy, am i the only one that notices that? i guess her body makes up for that.
No,weird people,I see it too.It's the Britney Spears droopy eyes syndrome.
i like what i see.
wish my girlfriend looked like that.
this cristiano ronaldo REJECT disgusts me.
ugly rotten meat,she`s ugly all the way...wants to be a VS supermodel?HA HA HA pig face
c'mon anybody with a half decent face like hers could be done up and airbrushed to look like that.
those tits are famously fake
jesus i cna't beleive this is considered good looking today. it's just plasticy shit.
When will she finally show them?
I honest to god think that her tits are hideous - they look like the would feel disgusting to touch and I bet that they don't move at all when she runs... YUK!
yeah, you fucking wish you could be a VS model with that body...those models are tiny, saying they arent too skinny...nothing is special about this chick, nothing...just 2 huge knockers, which arent even real
looks like a typical college whore, nothing special at all..If her boobs were real that would make her a little hot but since they're not I say she's a 2 in my book.
She should be on Bumfights. Hits tits look like two dueling Glad bags filled with ricotta cheese.
I still don't like the "my boobs are extremely painful" look, but besides that, she's hot. Love the hair, skin, eyes, cute little face. She's adorable but I'm sure I wouldn't like her anymore if I heard her speak.
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Oh not this cheap, fake whore again. FFS.
Whats with all these fucking spam whores, celebrity dating, these people wouldn't piss on you let alone date you. Now we have LALA,Lisa & Hottie, die spam whores.
She needs to do porn yesterday!
stop callin her a slut ill fukin smash you
She makes my dick hard. If I had some Kiehl's Moisturizure to spare I would go into the employee bathroom and rub one out. Fake tits or no, Gemma is a Sex Robot come to life. If I die I want to come back as a pair of her underwear. I bet her puss smells like fresh saltwater taffy.
i hate it when these skanks are missing one fake nail...
poor girl, she ended up with cockroaches in her bra when she was in the jungle. that is so horrible, god i hate cockroaches, i cant eat after i see a roach or sleep, so ugly.
she turned me on with these pictures, so sexy.
damnnnnnnnnnnn
i wish her bottom half was bigger though
"Bust a Nut" magazine.
sweet jesus. she looks fucking hot...
she just screams pearl "knecklace".
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