From The Bastardly Archives... Last Year!
Thursday, January 31st, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
On this day in Bastardly History...CONFIRMED: Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen Both on a Combo of Crack, Meth & Heroin
Ooh! Oooh! Buy me! Buy me!
Then use me HARD!
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Fugle..fugly, but rich girl.
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If you guys want us to have nightmares by putting this monster here, i guess you will succeed.
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AIIIEEEEEE! My eyes!
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Adopt me now!!
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Buy me clothes! Be my midget mommy! I'll sell you drugs! I'll tell you you're pretty!
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THE HORROR. THE HORROR.
Coke -- it's a helluva drug
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Fuck this scared the shit out of me! And its worse cuz I'm high right now...
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she scared me :O Looks like a grudge
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think she was the one feeding Heath Ledger his drugs?
according to the NY Post today, Michelle Williams left him cause he was into hardcore drugs...
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I'm not kidding when I say I fucking JUMPED when I scrolled down and saw that face looking back at me! I wasn't ready!!! lol
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I also jumped when I scrolled down and saw that face. They were ugly babies. Now, they're creepy weird ugly. And, the red lipstick needs to go.
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Ozzy Osbourne dyed his hair blond??
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gahhhhh
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I just came back to see what my reaction would be today and this pic STILL scared the crap out of me!
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"Let's do the time warp again!"
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She coulda been The Joker!
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when the hospital bill comes for attending to the heart failure i just endured, i'm sending it this way. she looks like an abandoned cat from the shelter i went to yesterday. except the cat probably didn't have fleas. and i didn't want to kill it.
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"Braaaaaainnnnns"
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Remember that scene she did in "The Ring" when she slowly climbed out of that well. That was crazy.
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hahahaha @ 8
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