Eva Longoria @ "Over Her Dead Body" Premiere
Thursday, January 31st, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
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I don't like the Longwhoria bitch. Never have, never will.
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I hope nobody goes to see this ridiculous movie, just so the powers-that-be in Hollywood will realize that the general public is sooooo tired of this woman.
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I wanted to say something negative about her, but I can't. She looks really HOT here and I love her feet.
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Eva Longhoria Parker? Must have been in the pre-nup to take his name! Hey Eva, Tony was down at the bus station gettting blown by Lisa from celebrityhead.com!
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Damn it all to hell! I thought we were done with her!
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I just looked at the pictures again and she really is a gorgeous woman, but she is overexposed and she probably is a total brat. Her physical features are anything I look for in a woman: straight dark hair, nice dark brown eyes, nice lips and smile, a killer set of legs and nice feet. I'm a big fan of her today, but tomorrow could be a different story.
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When I saw the trailer, I really thought it had to be a joke, maybe a video from funnyORdie. But I was wrong, so wrong. I want to bitchslap everyone involved with this movie...especially Mrs. 'I Just Gained 10lbs.' Longoria Parker. Where is this said weight? And that dress is AWFUL. Her makeup is ever worse.
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Despite what everyone thinks, I really want to see this film. I am using to seeing her scandalous and serious. It will be fun seeing her in a lighter version. She looks cute her. She just has on too much damn concealer
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nice bod. but nobody benefits more from makeup than she does.
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I want to be mean and snarky, but she's working those Louboutins like no one's business.
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No one is going to see this movie, I'm sorry she is not a celeb that people really care about despite her overexposure. I hate this raton but I LOVE the Louboutins!
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She should also be Bastarchived in "Overrated." This bitch looks like a little boy when she doesn't have on makeup and heels.
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I love her feet on the third page.
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Is it me,or does she sorta look like an Indian woman??Check the very first photo.All that's missing is the dot between her eyes or on her forehead..
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can we make the dead body in that movie Stacy Keibler or Stumpy please?
and Eva is nasty, and looks like shes a nasty whore. sometimes looks are the truth arent they?
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I can't stand this vain, self-centered, midget!
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SHE NEEDS BRACES!!! THOSE THEETH!! OH MY LORD.
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man, it looks so scary and ugly when women dye their eyebrows...esp on her...she almost has black eyes with light brown eyebrows...so ugly
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I don't think her eyebrows are bad, but they did a really bad job on her make up it looks like they just splatted it on.. :-(
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