Melissa Theuriau Not Topless In These Pictures
Posted on Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 @ 3:00pm by Jackson

There's really no reason for posting these pictures except so that I can link back to these topless pictures of Melissa.
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she's smokin hot
Classic beauty
Common whore.
Beautiful!
Such a beautiful woman.
Love her!
Mr Chubby swoons...
I'd push her guts in for her.
wow shes really pretty
Can we find a way to bring her to CNN - I'd watch the news 24-7
are you crazy, this girl is so average
if she was a blotd everybody would say that she had thin lips, weird nose, small tits, you’re all delusional, just because she’s a celebrity...
Foriegners are not celebrities in the US, therefore Neo Geisha's blotd theory is irrelevant. This bitch is naturally beautiful.
@12 agreed
I found out about this chick through the bastardly last year. To me, shes the perfect woman. You can find a ton of videos of her on youtube just doing the news in french. I dont even like the french and I could watch and listen for hours
i like her eyes
Beautiful
Ooh la la. Belle.
small tits are for homos
well homos dont like tits at all, they like other ugly men.
shes beautiful, cant deny it.
Robin Meade is the hottest woman on CNN, but if Melissa joined the network she would become #1.
Dick Chestnut
usa must have a lot of uglies, because in my opinion this girl is average, pretty but average, like I said, thin lips, weird nose and small tits
Paz Vega and this girl, lol, they're so average to me, I don't how they can be beautiful, lol
About the blotd, I think people exaggerate a little, when they said they’ll only do’ em with a couple of drinks…lol, some aren’t that bad…
beautiful, end of story
perfection.
Someone at Bastardly was reading my mind. I was thinking of how much I needed to see more pics of this woman.
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The best network news host we can offer in the U.S. is Erin Burnett (Robin Meade is hot too, but slightly past her prime). I'd marry Erin in a heartbeat, but I'd consider having an affair with Melissa. When in France...
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Nice tits!
Yes, French girls are HOT (and I'm not saying that because I am one).
Wouldn't change a thing about her. Went back to see the topless pics, her breasts are perfect.
She's like the next door neighbor's hot daughter. That happens to speak the language of sex. Voolie voookoo shay alek moi motherfucker...
#11, I agree with ya...somewhat. I think she's cute...but in a very average way. I mean, most chicks look just like her. She doesn't have a feature to set her apart from the rest. I guess I say that because i'm not usually
"All-American Classic Beauty" types, not my thing No one is gonna change my mind, so don't even try. We're here to give our opinions, and try to understand everyone elses, not to embrace some nazi "if you don't think she's hot you're either a gay man or a jealous woman" mentality.
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