Bastardly Cougar Alert! Carol Alt @ Viennese Opera Ball 2008
Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 late in the morning while chugging coffee
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They overplay her 'hotness' on Celebrity Apprentice to a ridiculous degree.
She's just another old broad who isn't disgustingliy ugly.
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That looks like my Grandmothers carpet!!!!! I'd give Alt knee burns on my Grannys carpet!!!!
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I never thought she was hot, so why would i think that now when she is 80.
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COUGAR ALERT! It looks like cougar mangled her face before she was aware there was a cougar on the lose. Poor woman.
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ehhh, I've seen worse.
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She likes to say that she's the first supermodel.
She's full of shit.
Jean Shrimpton or Twiggy was the first supermodel. Carol Alt is overrated. She was when she was fucking hockey star Ron Dugay and she still is. I don't care what Howard Stern thinks. I used to, but then he ditched me and left my mornings humorless. Thanks, Howard.
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She is pretty if you liked Dynasty. The top of her dress is beautiful but the ball was dropped on the bottom. It went from a sexy dress to grannies fancy shaw.
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ah yes....the aging of a supermodel....everyone thats digging Ale and Adri....take a look at the fall off of a supermodel......scary what they are gonna look like when they start getting into their 30's-40's isnt it?
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Her "smile" is half gum. That scares me.
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Burroughs = Richard Chance = Edward Yang ???????
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She looks good. Never was a mega fan so I can't oooh and aaah.
Is the wonkage natural or did a bad plastic surgeon do that to her?
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One wrinked, goofy-eyed old skank.
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Oh. She lives on raw foods. I'm an aspiring 90% raw foodist. I'm at 75% or so now. It's great but takes so much discipline
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