shes STILL cute, and STILL my most fuckable celebrity.
and for the record, shes look ALOT more haggard after i got done with her....TRUST ME, and i can GUARENTEE she wouldnt be able to walk....her legs would be numb from all teh orgasm's id give her with my tongue...
I kicked her out of my place because she was using a little too much teeth for my liking. She needs to use more lips and less teeth. I told her she could come back after practicing on a banana.
11. T - formally known as TRACY (Uncertified Bastard)
Hey Phil, Saw a picture of her boyfriend... and let me tell you now is the time to get an intro with her... he looks like a douche who wouldn't be able to please her the way we all know you plan on...
oh sweet....i wouldnt be surprised if her boyfriend is ugly and, well, wouldnt be able to please her....look at Brittany Murphy's Husband....all the celebs i pick always wind up with serious tool boyfriends/husbands....
hm...maybe ill get an invite to meet her after i get my CD out....and BTW T, my friend, she thought that idea i had with the real doll that looked liek Ashley was awesome..as i described it, she couldnt stop laughing on the other end...and then she litreally LOST IT when i said...
"yeah, and then i could have Ashley come and do commentary with me and the real doll that looked like her"
Is that a real dog she is carrying, or just a teddy bear? I hate those fucking little yapper dogs and it would be funny if she dropped it and the little bastard ran out in traffic.
She looks like she pulled a Lohan last night! Although I doubt she could hang with that crowd! Homegirl needs to visit me and make a quick sex tape! We'll use the night vision so no one gets sick!
I think it would be cool if this chick carried around one of those little baby pigs instead of a yapper dog. Atleast with a pig you can cook it and eat it later if you get tired of carrying it around.
all one has to do is go watch Donnie Darko to see her at, er, 14?
and Molly, one thing i learned, if you post a LINK in the body of your post.....im ASSUMING HERE, but, i think that it gets held, and, one of the dudes running the site might have to approve it....which is why if you post a link it doesnt coem up right away...
And the dog looks VERY unhappy...this is an animal abuse,to dress the dog like that..plus,she probably uses him to satisfy her needs,since Phil here is prolly the ONLY one who would wan't her in that way..
It looks crooked. I don't remember it being crooked before. I watched several episode of that show with the 2 boys on Disney with my little cousin. Her nose looked fine there.
Good lord, I don't get the fascination with the bloated bitch at all. I agree with 24 and 56. She looks like a generic suburban bitch that spends all your money, fucks all your friends, gives your herpes, pokes a hole in the condom so she have to marry her, gets fatter and whinier with every passing year of marital bondage and drives you to xanax and alcohol addiction so you get drunk at the office party and fuck your coworker, but she finds out, leaves you and gets half though she's been banging your best man the whole time. In other words, bleached blonde JAP.
#30...u know, id LOVE to see someone do that....Britney or Jamie Lynn Spears or Jessica Simpson anyone? that would SO make the trailer trash picture complete seeing one of them with a baby pig as an accessory.
cant disagree that being a douchebag seems to be what women ACTUALLY WANT....even if they say they DONT....yet they still wind up dating the biggest douchebags on the face of the earth, time and time again....and then complain about it, but, again, return to dating the same guy over and over again.
i wish i understood what was so attractive about a douchebag of a guy that treats his girlfriend like a total piece of shit.
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Turd.
Boooooooooooooooooooooriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinggggggggggggggg :PPPPPPPPP
is she jewish?
Ashley - "RUFF"
Dog - "Rough"
She is such a QT. You know you can see her nippel slip pic on " The news vault " .com its under photos.
FUCK-FACE Allthough,nice,skinny legs :)
shes STILL cute, and STILL my most fuckable celebrity.
and for the record, shes look ALOT more haggard after i got done with her....TRUST ME, and i can GUARENTEE she wouldnt be able to walk....her legs would be numb from all teh orgasm's id give her with my tongue...
The pooch is much cuter than the chick.
She looks like she has morning breath!
I kicked her out of my place because she was using a little too much teeth for my liking. She needs to use more lips and less teeth. I told her she could come back after practicing on a banana.
Hey Phil, Saw a picture of her boyfriend... and let me tell you now is the time to get an intro with her... he looks like a douche who wouldn't be able to please her the way we all know you plan on...
oh sweet....i wouldnt be surprised if her boyfriend is ugly and, well, wouldnt be able to please her....look at Brittany Murphy's Husband....all the celebs i pick always wind up with serious tool boyfriends/husbands....
hm...maybe ill get an invite to meet her after i get my CD out....and BTW T, my friend, she thought that idea i had with the real doll that looked liek Ashley was awesome..as i described it, she couldnt stop laughing on the other end...and then she litreally LOST IT when i said...
"yeah, and then i could have Ashley come and do commentary with me and the real doll that looked like her"
Its like doing twins... what a threesome you'd have...
Though it really suck if the real doll was better then the real girl...
get outta here McCracken. she looks rougher than an unkept poodle. she needs to be taken outside and shot.
Those are some ugly skinny ass legs.
sniff sniff :( so many bad comments about my girl ashley it makes me sad
Is that a real dog she is carrying, or just a teddy bear? I hate those fucking little yapper dogs and it would be funny if she dropped it and the little bastard ran out in traffic.
E. Normous Johnson
right now the dog is the cutest thing in the picture. cut it a little slack.
WHY THE FUCK DOES SHE NEED TO TAKE HER DOG EVERYWHERE WITH HER!?!?
Hahahhaaa! Holy shit, that mckrackerbarrel guy sounds like a total tool. Hey buddy, you sound like a STALKER, might wanna get some help for that
she should be dragging me around like a dog everywhere she goes....
She looks like she pulled a Lohan last night! Although I doubt she could hang with that crowd! Homegirl needs to visit me and make a quick sex tape! We'll use the night vision so no one gets sick!
I'll also add that I hate how these stupid bitches treat animals like fucking accessories.
Slore.
lmfao, she looks so ugly and funny here...like a kid who constantly gets picked on for being so ugly on a playground
and stop dressing your poor dog like he is a fucking barbie doll, bitch....god
I think it would be cool if this chick carried around one of those little baby pigs instead of a yapper dog. Atleast with a pig you can cook it and eat it later if you get tired of carrying it around.
lol well thank u dam, and please let ashley know that im a dude that can do better but would be more than happy top settle for her.
as for my fascination, i have no clue. she just does it for me. the new nose kinda kills it, but, eh, its all good.
didn't george cloney have a pet pig? what a 'tard.
31,
haha ok..will do!
@ #12 T- Being a douche bag is an art form. And get the hottest chicks ever.
LOLOLOLOL at the dog hahahaha!
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@4
Yes, she's Jewish. She seems to have done as much as possible to look nothing like her family. There's a picture of her at age 12 in my link.
all one has to do is go watch Donnie Darko to see her at, er, 14?
and Molly, one thing i learned, if you post a LINK in the body of your post.....im ASSUMING HERE, but, i think that it gets held, and, one of the dudes running the site might have to approve it....which is why if you post a link it doesnt coem up right away...
So ugly! She needs her old nose and make-up ASAP! Maybe even a bag.
I bet she has a great ass and nice hairless cat.
#42..you give me the shivers...
no, links wont post unless you delete the w w w or h t t p part in the beginning while posting
like this:
bastardly.com
she has nice legs...that is all!
the dog has the same facial expression as hers in all three pics.
the dog is cuter though.
I thought the whole point of her having her nose job was so it wouldn't be crooked anymore? Looks like they fucked up.
Who?
She looks like a housewife who'd just had twins three months ago. Imagine ole' Ash in 30 years.....can you say Joan Rivers?
That dog would be pissed to no end if s/he looked in a mirror.
And the dog looks VERY unhappy...this is an animal abuse,to dress the dog like that..plus,she probably uses him to satisfy her needs,since Phil here is prolly the ONLY one who would wan't her in that way..
I would lick her pussy and asshole until my tongue fell off.
How the hell is this fugly chick categorised in the 'Babes' section of this website?!?! She is so gross!
UGLEEEEEEEEEEEE
Wow, Tissy - looks like you had a night of rough anal there...
Never mind bunny, I still likes yer.
daym right Pam!!!
and Papi, i couldnt agree more.... :-P
She should get boob implants, change her name to Ass-ley Tits-dale and do porn.
How does one get a nose job... and look better before it? Did she use Tara Reid's plastic surgeon?
Her nose look crooked... that's weird.
It looks crooked. I don't remember it being crooked before. I watched several episode of that show with the 2 boys on Disney with my little cousin. Her nose looked fine there.
Good lord, I don't get the fascination with the bloated bitch at all. I agree with 24 and 56. She looks like a generic suburban bitch that spends all your money, fucks all your friends, gives your herpes, pokes a hole in the condom so she have to marry her, gets fatter and whinier with every passing year of marital bondage and drives you to xanax and alcohol addiction so you get drunk at the office party and fuck your coworker, but she finds out, leaves you and gets half though she's been banging your best man the whole time. In other words, bleached blonde JAP.
amazing legs!! oh, seems to me.. it looks like new york... capital is albany
nicely said it makes me sad too shes a nice girl she doesnt derserve all the douchbag comments
No amount of plastic surgery will raise this fugly chick above fugly.
She looks like any completely average mall chick. Boring. Next.
Phil!!!!!!!!!!!!
I saw your myspace...come on, you can do better, man...whats up with your fascination with this chick?! haha
#30...u know, id LOVE to see someone do that....Britney or Jamie Lynn Spears or Jessica Simpson anyone? that would SO make the trailer trash picture complete seeing one of them with a baby pig as an accessory.
@ 4
Yep, she's Jewish. She seems to have done as much as possible to look nothing like her family. Check her out at age 12:
http://ashley-pictures.com/displayimage.php?album=397&pos=1
cant disagree that being a douchebag seems to be what women ACTUALLY WANT....even if they say they DONT....yet they still wind up dating the biggest douchebags on the face of the earth, time and time again....and then complain about it, but, again, return to dating the same guy over and over again.
i wish i understood what was so attractive about a douchebag of a guy that treats his girlfriend like a total piece of shit.
oh and a really cute dog!!!
ha,ha #52!!
Bitch looks haggard in 90% of her pictures...what's her appeal?
This girl is below average. No joke.
Damn I want to squirt my cum on her sweet Cute face soo bad !!
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