Kirsten Haglund - Miss America - Brings The Afternoon Links!





Her platform is eating disorder awareness, as she suffered from anorexia when she was sixteen. Wiki



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our economy is in shambles.....we are in war...and now to add to the injustice we have a fugly miss america...i could cry!

Monday, January 28th, 2008 @ 6:32pm

not even remotely attractive. The dress is ugly too.

Monday, January 28th, 2008 @ 6:35pm

and don't even compare her with Shakira...LOL
she doesn't look like her, that's a diss to Shakira...
and it looks like USA isn't even gonna make it to the top 20 or 10 this year unless bribes really do work...

Monday, January 28th, 2008 @ 6:39pm

she's 19, who knew

Monday, January 28th, 2008 @ 6:41pm

they said she is and she's Miss Michigan, finally someone other than the south

Monday, January 28th, 2008 @ 6:42pm

hahahahahahahaha @ 1 right on! we aint winning...that's for sure

Monday, January 28th, 2008 @ 7:02pm

This is miss America?

Monday, January 28th, 2008 @ 7:12pm

Can someone please pass along a message to my daughter Mathilda Rose? Just tell her that her daddy is doing fine and that I'm hanging out with my friends Kurt and River. We're just talking. I swear. We're not shooting any of that Angel Tear Pure Junk that I've been hearing so much about from Renfro. And, oh, also tell her that Jamie-Lynn Spears' baby is her brother/sister. Yep, fucked her too. So what? Sue me! Hah.

Monday, January 28th, 2008 @ 7:15pm

a yawnable bitch once again. this is miss america? i've had hotter bitch's than this. come on...! the bitch looks like she could be someones mom, that just happens to look good for her age.

Monday, January 28th, 2008 @ 7:20pm

She looks like an ugly version of Shakira.

Monday, January 28th, 2008 @ 7:24pm

ugly .

Monday, January 28th, 2008 @ 7:25pm

omg this is america's finest? how fucking disgraceful.

Monday, January 28th, 2008 @ 7:27pm

it`s tribute to the "not-pretty"girls. America gives chances to everyone :D

european lol

Monday, January 28th, 2008 @ 7:38pm

Average-cute. But very typical. She's not a dog though. A lot of guys would think she's "hot" or atleast "bangable". Not dissing, not complimenting.

Monday, January 28th, 2008 @ 7:44pm

Damn America, if this is what your "Misses" look like I don't want to know what your average people look like.

Monday, January 28th, 2008 @ 8:02pm

How'd she already have time to battle anorexia AND become miss america? What's next on her list, conquering a neighboring galaxy?

Monday, January 28th, 2008 @ 8:17pm

not ugly, but I'm sure there were prettier girls.........

Monday, January 28th, 2008 @ 8:23pm

wow. it's official. the terrorists have won.

Monday, January 28th, 2008 @ 8:25pm

Think she's over the eating disorder - looks like she's got some acorns stashed away in her cheeks for the winter.

Monday, January 28th, 2008 @ 8:31pm

Hey, she looks Great in a Bikini .... a body to kill for

Monday, January 28th, 2008 @ 8:33pm

the other girls looked like trannies and i googled her and found out her grandma competed in these pageants, so...
its rigged, basically.

but since im from michigan

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

MICHIGANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Monday, January 28th, 2008 @ 8:47pm

Damn, I always new America produced the ugliest women, I was right all along. All the chicks I see here in the U.S practically look like that. Know wonder I go for the POLISH, BRAZILIAN, and the AUSTRIALIAN! Rock on bastards.

Monday, January 28th, 2008 @ 9:34pm

#33
she is a little above average in michigan considering that 1/2 of our state is full of fat asses.
but our hotties are amazing.
you best believe.

Monday, January 28th, 2008 @ 9:59pm

Thanks for the info., very vital for the bastardly critics. You're a good man, Johny Rotten. ;)

Monday, January 28th, 2008 @ 10:24pm

THIS IS WHY WHEN I'M LOOKING FOR HOT GIRLS I HOP OVER THE BORDER TO CANADA!!!

Monday, January 28th, 2008 @ 10:39pm

oh yeah and kristen bell is from michigan and bastardly always loves her

Monday, January 28th, 2008 @ 10:41pm

Yeah not all Michigan chicks look that rough. If only I had the guts to submit pics for BLOTD to prove you wrong.

Monday, January 28th, 2008 @ 10:49pm

Keep in mind Miss USA / Miss Universe is more of a true beauty pageant where you only need brains to answer random questions like "Why do you think Americans are so bad at geography?" which a beauty pageant contestant should not really be expected to answer anyway. So those winners tend to be hotter on average.
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In contrast, Miss America is positioned as a scholarship pageant where they kind of look for an image of an intelligent do-it-all woman who happens to have some beauty. The focus is more on brains and talent rather than looks. It's hard to find someone who is beautiful, smart, talented and still willing to go through the circus of a pageant to get a scholarship when there are plenty of scholarships and financial sources for college tuition that don't involve potential public humliation.

Monday, January 28th, 2008 @ 11:21pm

Yup. That's pretty much what's considered hot here. All she's missing is the upturned nose to complete the cocker spaniel look that's so coveted.

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008 @ 12:12am

If this LISA doesn't stop with this shit... Ugh. I have your fucking IP code I will hunt your ass down and smash your negro face into the wall.

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008 @ 12:33am

ehhh she's very plain.

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008 @ 2:19am

Is this a joke??

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008 @ 2:41am

seriously??????????

uhm.

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008 @ 8:04am

How the FUCK is THAT Miss America???

She looks like a fucking chipmunk!

And not in a good way...

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008 @ 8:18am

American women should be protesting in the streets that this woman was chosen to represent beauty in America.

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008 @ 9:48am

Its tough here in MI. It is true though, are hotties make up for all the frozen fat asses

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008 @ 10:52am

They picked the blandest, white-bread representation of American beauty. That's okay, but this chick is especially bland looks-wise. Anyway...

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008 @ 10:55am

Her body is THE business. Perfect tone, but still thin & feminine. Miss America is not entirely based on prettiness. Besides, I'm not to be like "you prolly fat & Jealous", but I mean, come on....
Plus, she beat anorexia. Good for her.

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008 @ 11:04am

Let me know when the sex tape comes out.

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008 @ 12:19pm

She's a little hard looking, I think she's smuggling some nuts in her cheeks.

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008 @ 12:49pm

She beat anorexia, so she basically decided to eat something. They should give her a medal.

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008 @ 1:37pm

homegirl looks aight...she'll probably pull a Tara Conner in no time. hope she doesnt though.

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008 @ 2:20pm

Oh my gosh, how can you people call her ugly???? She is a cute girl, I have seen other pics and these are not her best. You will call Misha Barton hot or some other slutty ugly tranny hot but this girl is ugly. I am so confused. I bet if she were to walk down your street with a tank top on and shorts, your heads would turn.

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008 @ 3:26pm

She has an Osmond smile!
And yeah, she's cute. Looked bangin' in the bikini.

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 @ 3:05am

This is Miss America? No wonder I only date foreigners.

Monday, January 28th, 2008 @ 6:32pm

She looks like Shakira in the first picture.

Monday, January 28th, 2008 @ 6:35pm

I think its a little harsh to say you wouldn't stick it in her pooper.

Monday, January 28th, 2008 @ 6:41pm

WTF - seriously???

How many judges did she have to blow for that crown?

Monday, January 28th, 2008 @ 7:40pm

Average. I wouldn't say she's ugly, but she's very cookie-cutter. Then again, this may be the best Michigan's got. I haven't been there, so correct me if I'm wrong, but Middle America seems to reproduce a slue of plain janes. I know in California, at least, she'd be considered average.

Strange smile. I think it looks peculiar when people have thin upper lips, bigger lower lips. Also when their gums are more prominent then their teeth.

So in short, awful smile. That's just wrong, America! Wrong!

Monday, January 28th, 2008 @ 9:39pm

Kinda cute..on the very first photo.

Monday, January 28th, 2008 @ 10:25pm

Oh yeah, she'd get the ol' in out, in out. Then I'd foul her crown.

Monday, January 28th, 2008 @ 10:52pm

One of her front teeth are fake...

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008 @ 2:20am

god this bitch is ugly

Monday, January 28th, 2008 @ 6:35pm

I saw an interview with her on TV today. She looked much better on TV and seemed surprisingly sweet and down to earth.

Monday, January 28th, 2008 @ 6:41pm

Not one of the two front teeth, though..

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008 @ 2:20am

the whole white hair black eyebrows thing was only o.k in the 80s

Monday, January 28th, 2008 @ 6:35pm

but i give her props for battling anorexia

Monday, January 28th, 2008 @ 6:41pm

omg, what has happened they picked her?
ewww ewww ewww ewww
what has happened, i am so sorry to say this....i pity this

Monday, January 28th, 2008 @ 6:38pm

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