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Very greasy looking and why have her teeth gone even longer?
Can't wait to see her hips wider coz then they will even out her huge shoulders.

Monday, January 28th, 2008 @ 1:37pm
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As boring as the day is long.

Monday, January 28th, 2008 @ 1:40pm
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Say what you will, but Jessica Alba is stunning. I have never liked pregnant chicks but she is changing my mind.

Monday, January 28th, 2008 @ 1:46pm
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Pregnant works for her - pregnant chics are hot in a weird way.

Monday, January 28th, 2008 @ 1:56pm
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She's a bitch on a day to day basis, now imagine how she is right now with all the hormones and body changes, whooof. Yo cash warren, I pity the fool.

Monday, January 28th, 2008 @ 2:03pm
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Her recent interview: pregnancy has brought her peace.
Gag me.

Monday, January 28th, 2008 @ 2:13pm
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she is so fricken beautiful

Monday, January 28th, 2008 @ 2:15pm
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seen far hotter chicks at the mall...

Monday, January 28th, 2008 @ 2:27pm
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Wait till she gets the knocked up breastessess. Yow!

Monday, January 28th, 2008 @ 2:31pm
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beautiful!

Monday, January 28th, 2008 @ 2:35pm
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She is soooooooooooooooo gorgeous

Monday, January 28th, 2008 @ 2:47pm
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Fucked her.

Monday, January 28th, 2008 @ 2:51pm
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wOW, She looks really good here!

Monday, January 28th, 2008 @ 4:27pm
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just... perfect.

Monday, January 28th, 2008 @ 5:20pm
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Her face is getting fatter. At least it makes her huge chin look smaller.

Monday, January 28th, 2008 @ 5:28pm
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++++=== Alba only gets invited cause she’s got something to promote. That also explains why she is smiling. She only SMILES and DOES NOT COVER HER FACE when she has make-up on, at an event promoting something.

Monday, January 28th, 2008 @ 5:29pm
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Man, hollywood needs some better looking people if they call this gorgeous, perfect, beautiful and all...looks like Hillary Duff, meh pretty, and nothing special at all

Monday, January 28th, 2008 @ 5:54pm
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oh ugly eyes with no shape...it is like they are round or something

Monday, January 28th, 2008 @ 5:56pm
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LMAO...only ugly trolls think this gorgeous beauty is not stunning. She is wonderful to look at.

Monday, January 28th, 2008 @ 6:09pm
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Want to hate her, but oh! so pretty.

Monday, January 28th, 2008 @ 6:24pm
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21,
if you wanna talk shit, say it directly...i didnt throw a bone your way...i gave my opinion and didnt ask for your take on my post; learn to fucking respect what i said or shut the fuck up

Monday, January 28th, 2008 @ 7:56pm
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She looks off here. I think it's her eye makeup that is giving her that weird eye shape thing. I see it. Her skin is glowing and gorgeous and usual.

Monday, January 28th, 2008 @ 8:24pm
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ugliest eyes I've ever seen!

Monday, January 28th, 2008 @ 9:59pm
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Herpes skank. Gross!

Monday, January 28th, 2008 @ 10:43pm
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look at that jaw, is this a man?

Monday, January 28th, 2008 @ 11:00pm
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fucking bitch. I'd bet my left nut that her mooch of a boyfriend is within a 10 foot radius of her. Either that or he's filling up a shopping bag full of free swag from the promo tables.

Monday, January 28th, 2008 @ 11:13pm
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23,
Lay off the hash there Turk because your becoming a little paranoid. You are insignificant to me and I have no reason to direct anything to you, let alone a comment. If I had something to say, I would ram it down your throat like I did last time. So get the fuck outta my face and go change your bloody panties, your period is showing.

Monday, January 28th, 2008 @ 11:59pm
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she's getting uglier! shes getting uglier!!
(i don't man coz of the pregnancy,,, shes just in all ways loosing her glow/hottyness/aging

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008 @ 12:14am
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One of the hottest celebrities. Might be a bitch but there's no denying her beauty.

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008 @ 12:33am
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pregnancy looks great on her

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008 @ 1:02am
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I happen to think she looks good here, pregnant and all.

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008 @ 2:23am
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It amazes me til this day how JA can't take ONE bad pic even when she is knocked up. She is out of this world beautiful! I envy her.

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008 @ 3:34am
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She's always had weird eyes. I remember watching Dark Angel (yeah I used to watch the shitty show) and I just couldn't figure out what was wrong with her eyes. They are too frog like. Beady and no shape.
In the opening credits for Dark Angel at the end they had a close up of her face and then zoomed into her eyes. They were the weirdest eyes.

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008 @ 9:11am
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Looking SO much better with the baby weight. I'm not a "healthy" (fat) advocate or anything, but she looks prettier.

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008 @ 11:12am
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b*tch slap

++++=== Alba only gets invited cause she’s got something to promote. That also explains why she is smiling. She only SMILES and DOES NOT COVER HER FACE when she has make-up on, at an event promoting something.

i agree

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 @ 1:18pm
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http://www.hollywoodrag.com/index.php?/weblog/comments2/jessica_alba_is_...

The 'Fantastic Four' actress - who is expecting her first child with her
movie producer fiancé Cash Warren - insists it's easy to forget you're
acting and become attracted to your on screen love interests.

Jessica told New magazine: "For me, it's a lot easier to be in a
relationship while doing a movie because there is absolutely no chance that
it would ever get confused that it's anything but professional.

"When you're both single, the lines are blurry. People are affectionate,
you're away, you're not at home or in an environment that you are used to...
that's when people get more confused about things.

"If you're with someone in real life, it's easier to separate yourself and
have a good time and be confident as an actor. I prefer to keep it
separate."

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 @ 5:16pm
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-SHE HAS ONLY “NOW” SAID THAT SHE’S "PROUD" OF HER HERITAGE BECAUSE HER “CAREER” SUCKS ASS AND SHE KNOWS IT.

SHE’S REGRETTING EVERYTHING SHE’S SAID. TOO LATE. YOUR “CAREER” IS SINKING FASTER THAN THE TITANIC, BBBBbbbeeeaaatch!

She’s a stuck up two-faced b*tch who talks sh*t about everybody and everything.
THAT’S WHY SHE NEEDS TO BE CALLED OUT FOR ALL OF HER **** TALKING THAT SHE DOES.

EVERYTIME ONE OF HER MOVIES TANKS AT THE BOX-OFFICE IT SENDS OUT THE MESSAGE THAT THE PUBLIC IS OVER HER CONCEITED ASS.
I am so f*ckin' glad I have not wasted money to watch this stuck up **** talker’s ****** movies.
===== ALL OF HOLLYWOOD FROM NATALIE PORTMAN TO ZACK EFRON TO CAMERON DIAZ AND THE WHOLE HISPANIC COMMUNITY, AND EVERYBODY ELSE SHE HAS TALKED **** ABOUT, LIKE THE SOLDIERS IN CANADA THAT B*TCH THOUGHT SHE WAS TOO GOOD TO TAKE A PICTURE WITH, MOVIE CREW PEOPLE WHO SAY SHE IS A B*TCH TO THEM NEED TO KICK HER ASS!

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 @ 5:34pm
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FUNNY HOW IN THE “ELLE” MAGAZINE INTERVIEW SHE BLAMED EVERYONE ELSE FOR HER ****** MOVIES TANKING.

“PAUL (WALKER), YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE HOW MUCH HE WAS PAID AND HE DIDN’T DO AS MUCH PROMOTING FOR THE MOVIE.”

THEN SHE SAYS THAT HE HELPED PRODUCE IT! There you go IDIOT, maybe that’s why he got paid MORE than you! Producing a movie pays more than frolicking around in a bikini, you know.
SHE IS SOOO NOT SMART.

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 @ 5:52pm
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Get over yourself, b*tch.

http://www.dlisted.com/node/20256

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 @ 6:04pm
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what a stuck-up. full of herself whore.

Thursday, January 31st, 2008 @ 11:03am
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I went to school with this a-hole when she was whoring herself out for modeling gigs.She has no talent and hopefully she can just go away.She actually had the nerve to turn down Playboy?!? This skank should be more than flattered!
i hate her, she always thought she was so wonderful and special, and now shes just another knocked up unwed slut who likes to cheat on her boyfriend. her boyfriend is better looking that her, hell, look at those pop eyes, and being preggo, shit the fuck up, that girl is fugly, always has been and always will be, and no, im not jealous, fat, ugly, knocked up, stupid, blind or acne-ridden. she fucking sucks as an actress, and shes only with cash because his father is old money.
im latina and proud, im also part french, but i LOVE my heritage, latina and french. this bitch is so delusional shes been denying her latina-ness since high school. which, she was a complete bitch, stuck up, rude, and thought the world revolved around her. but seriously, total asshole.
oh yeah, and herpes ho. fucking nasty. i wonder if her bastard is going to have the herp as well....... and discuss....

Saturday, February 2nd, 2008 @ 1:35pm
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Jessica has no talent & is a complete wannabe.
I’m so tired of her washed up asshole. You may have been in Sin city and Fantastic Four but YOU DIDNT CARRY those movies!!!!! Get a clue chica & wipe derek jeter’s remains off your mouth.
herpes ho, just fucking disappear, and never ever return. i wish i could put a hit out on her.

Saturday, February 2nd, 2008 @ 1:41pm
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what utalking about jessica alba makes any girl look bad she iisss the hottest chick ever fucking love her god i wish i can tap datt ..... damm

Tuesday, February 26th, 2008 @ 7:05pm
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gril is ridiculously sexy, always has been

Monday, January 28th, 2008 @ 2:31pm
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*mean

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008 @ 12:14am
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*girl*

Monday, January 28th, 2008 @ 2:32pm
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This "Don't Call Me Latina" brown cow should stay at home, probably Britney was in the same area because I don't know who would want to take pictures of her ugly ass. The boyfriend is only in it for the money $$$$$$$ no one could put up with her stuck up attitude not even this jerk

STFU, roger, your hilarious. you LOVE bitchy looking girls with nasty herpes pustules, who think they shit ice cream out of that giant asshole, you know from all the time she was on her knees and back getting her "roles" in her cinematic ABORTIONS. get over her, shes the ost stuck up little cunt rag in the world. i love it, she denies her heratige until she finally sees the light and is worried that when she cheated on cash with some other black dude, the kids coing to come out looking ethnic, which is beautiful, if you ask me.... her? other plans. the "im NOT latina!" bitch has decided to teach her little bastard espanol until he/she is in like, kindergarden or something likt that. right. especially since she cant speal a LICK of spanish.
whatever,. one day everyone will see the light and hopefully she'll just fade away. she is a walking contradiction, a jackass festival, and a cruel experiment.
jealous? hardly. blind? nope. ugly and fat? LOL no im actually a bikini/lingierie model ( and YES, i get my jobs ligetimatlly, meaning no nooky with anyone. if i get a job, i get and it is NEVER due to the fact that i used jess's little tricks to be "famous" ..which im not. just a bikini/lingerie/lipstick model :)
have a good one everyone!
jess, for christs sake, smile for once, you overrated, annoying shit for brains cow

Sunday, March 2nd, 2008 @ 5:14pm
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