Bastardly Lady of the Day - Lori
Monday, January 28th, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch

Lori writes:
My name is Princess Lori
Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Paris Hilton, of course.
Do you like your boobs?
Yes, I do!!
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
No way!! I got my own money$$
Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try to get in your pants?
Nope, but people do say I look like.....Jaime Pressly or Jessica Simpson
Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
No, not really!!
What makes you Bastardly?
Well, I think I am hot and I can't wait to see what you think?
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I like your house. And you look better with your clothes on, go figure.
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ill take the booty...but thats all id take...
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No close-ups, pics are fuzzy - must be really fugly.
Nice ass, but everything else I'll pass on.
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Girl!? dont you see? youre trashy
trashy trashy trashy
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That's a man, baby!
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Cheap shoes, cheaper boots, skank-assed dye job, fug-a-riffic face... Princess of the local Wawa/Circle K/Kwiki-mart???
Yikes.
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Um.
Nice....um...uh....erm....
A- for effort.
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...so Lori, if you have ever been tempted to hang out in your backyard, pull your jeans down to your knees and bend over for a spread-cheek french kiss, then call me.
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I love girls that answer money/sex questions with "No way, I've got my own $$"
Bitch, quit trying to act all "girl power" on us. Anyone with a brain (money in the bank or not) would fuck someone for $3MM.
1 star due to "trashy factor"
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YUCK.
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Love that ass. Don't even remember anything else.
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The most unsexy shoes I have ever seen and can you say BUTTA?
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I'd buy that for a dollar.
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If you gave me the opportunity to be resurrected and slagging this trashy quiff or staying dead I would choose death every time.
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i'd tap it on her forehead. wow, that biquini and heel combo, amazor what people think is sexy. i've done worse tho.
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Turd cutter looks good in those jeans but out of focus. Jesus Christ, I wish these BLOTD's would lay off the meth for a couple days and get a phone with a camera or a cheap digital camera and take decent pictures of themselves. We know your all vain, self obsessed basket cases, stop sending in pictures that look like they were taken at the moon landing and upgrade the photos you send.
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You say you got your own money??? Buy a fucking camera with auto focus!!
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How old is this chick? She looks milfy, which could be a good or a bad thing depending on how old she actually is. I think she looks way better with clothes on too. Her ass looks really good in those jeans. 2.5 until I know more info. She might be a 3.
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Lemure- grew up on the east coast and have family all over NJ/PA hence Wawa, and lived west coast for years hence Circle K... I'm a bi-coastal trailer trash connoisseur
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NOT...gonna waste another wordon her!!!!!!!!!!
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#23..wow that was a bit nasty..
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ehhhh....reminds me of Markie Post from Nightcourt
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Hmm, bonger, Markie Post had way bigger chi chi's that distracted from her beat down face though.
LOL, Doc, all I can remember from my college stint in Philly is "wudder" and "WaWa", trailer trash indeed.
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Mike Litoris, (HA! I just said that in my head), you've made an astute observation. Drugs do lead to retarded photo shoots that seem so hot when executed, but embarassingly juvenile when viewed sober.
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- Horrible Yellow-Blonde hair color
- Small saggy tits
- Kinda fat stomach
- Fugly face
- Would go lesbian for Paris Hilton? WTF?!?!?!
- Stupid poses
- Bikini with your shoes on? Come on, you're no stripper. Well, not a good one, at least.
- Overall, laughable performance. NEXT!
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I won't say a word about your face since I'm not seeing it clearly, have you seen my close ups? I wasn't hiding anythig even if I knew I may get mean comments.
You may be really pretty, but I need better pics to see it.
Love your butt.
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* I wasn't hiding anything* damn it :)
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I like the last pic. I like her style, but I'm not feeling the bikini pics. That said I need to see close ups of her face before I comment on it.
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Oh yeah, I bet she loves to suck cocks.
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cant make a fair judgemnet or assesment.
pictures are not clear enough to.
they are blurry and fuzzy, so like i said, cant make a honest comment.
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yeah, scoot your chair closer to read this one: FUCK YOU...i fucking hate you for saying you'd go lezbian for Paris Hilton...that right there shows your personality...and you are not hot at all...your pix are blurry and dont show your face cuz it is busted
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classy looking
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You have a psychotic smile and crazy eyes... and you call yourself Princess Lori. I seriously think you might be mentally insane.
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U got Guts! i'll give you that!
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I'd love to hit it, doggystyle.
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your answers make you look like a dumb cunt flap. your pics, well, ive seen better and ive seen worse, but i suggest brown bagging it and only letting dudes fuck you from behind.
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This was most likely suppost to be a joke..
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Typical. Not ugly, not cute. Confidence is sexy, but this is too damn cheesy for me. Her body is okay, her butt is a little better than that...Her pics are too blurry for me to see her face. Obviously she doesn't want us to see it.
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verrry nice ass.
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Answering "Paris Hilton, of course" can only, in fact, mean that you're retarded. Thanks for playing, but it makes me shitty to make fun of retards.
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bad camera or really old pics?
cant decide. honestly leaning on the latter, since i dont think they still sell those kinds of shoes even at payless...
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The face is rough.....looks sun damaged.
Legs look like they are fat skinny....you know the legs that stay thinner from not eating huge meals, but not working out. Cellulite will surely set in in a couple years.
Good for nothing more than a drunk fuck that I'd forget about the following day.
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Why are you insulting my intelligence and vision? She is not attractive. I wish someone would poke my eyes out and give me back the minute of my life I just wasted looking at this one. Why? Why? Why? Has this site turned into "let's post ugly women" site?!
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Are you serious?
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Trying too hard - aaawww
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Princess Lori?!?!?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
that is some funny shit!
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ummm need more pics
i can't really tell what she looks like but her body is nice
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goodlooking sad that her idol is Paris
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Kinda fugly, but I'd oil those big fart cheeks with my white man cream.
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Well at least she looks nice in jeans.
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nasty buttaface get outta here slut
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Beautiful house. Jaime Pressley, never. EVER.
Above average body, but could use some gym time. Also, don't try so hard. You asked.
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HAHAHAH #64...."going lesbian for Paris Hilton is like going gay for the Hunchback of Notre Dame" hahahahahah OMG.
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LMAO! @ #59 "Good for nothing more than a drunk fuck that I’d forget about the following day." LMAO!!!!!!
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Princess Lori? More like Princess Gory! No offense but your answers make you sound like you ride the short bus to school.
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your body is NOT nice
and neither is your face!
Final Verdict = you are NOT hot!
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was this chick put on here just so people would rag on her? yuck, next!
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Empty societies create empty people. No societies perhaps have ever been more empty than those that exist in our present time, on the frontiers of modernity. In place of any meaningful collective or individual purpose we have individualism & humanism: philosophies that make a god of the individual human being and their superficial, changeable desires, irrespective of any consequentiality or context. Yet in place of any self assurance or awarenes of our place in the world we are left emotionally scarred and isolated; neurotic and alone....
SEX, DRUGS, MONEY and other superficial trivialities are presented as a means of escaping the depressing reality that we must all face...One that forces us to overcome our cowardly desires and rebuild civilization anew without the petty vengeance and pseudo-intellectual humanism that has enslaved us into a shop, buy fuck our way into oblivion...
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Very sexy!! love her face.......you all are crazy! I would f*** all day and night!!
Love the little body girl!!
How old are you??
Do you want me? Love that ASS!
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pic # 2 is hot. shes not bad all the way around!
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Hey guys.........those are NOT Payless Shoes, they are J Crew oh and they was $130.00!
Just to let you know!
I am 30 years old and I have gave birth to 3 children........2 boys and a girl.
I guess I need to resubmit........cause the sun was in my face during these pics!
Love you guys!!
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I'm not even gonna bother with this one.
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That's quite a dumper you're working with.
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Finally, a BLOTD that included a booty shot! I would have passed on her until I saw the booty and the boots. Nice!
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You're supposed to "suck in your stomach" for a bikini shot.
I've seen circus animals pose better.
Your answers are trite, you are titless and judging from the blurry head shots,
I'm guessing you are brown bag material, as well.
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lori, your body is 6/10 and your ass is 8/10
Face is too blurry (can't judge that), questionable photo quality, probably from cell phone
Don’t get depressed because of the mean comments; you should've posted more photos
You were brave to show you body, but learn how to pose for the photos
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i agree with #4 about the ass, it looks right on page 2
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Paris Hilton, please, no taste whatsoever.
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I've queefed cuter than this. Doc, are you from NJ/PA? I saw the Wawa reference and it made me giggle a little.
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There are probably many guys who like you, which is good, you're just not good looking enough... sorry
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That Kool-Aid(s) guy is hilarious!!I remember this episode of Family guy where he showed up..
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She looks Milfy and horny.
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princess lori? wtf are you 5 or something? you look old as hell...hahaha "princess"
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hahahahahh Jennyla U had me laughing my head off! hahahaha
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not even good enough for a hatefuck
and going lesbian for PH is like going gay for hunchback of notre dame
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I dont like your body in the bikini
it looks like you are sucking your gut in too hard
and even when doing so you still look kinda "big bellied"
you also have no boobies...
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hot? you're awful...
and you'd go lesbian with PARIS std's princess HILTON?!
awful+dumb
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Bowling alley hot I guess...
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face looks ugly from afar -- the up-close cannot be good....nice choice in pics then... *barfs*
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I just can't get over the grannie shoe. Yuck.
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Not particularly attractive, but naughty. Naughty's gotta count for something.
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